Dinosaurs Quotes
Daffy Duck: [after painting a self-portrait on a rock] Not bad for someone who never had a lesson in his life.
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Dr. Bleeb: [Walks to the crane area where Louie and the dinosaurs just left] Welcome to New York City! [adjusts her glasses, realizes that those are cranes]
Dr. Bleeb: Oh, I missed them from apparent lateness. We'll rendezvous, we'll rendezvous.
Dr. Bleeb: Oh, I missed them from apparent lateness. We'll rendezvous, we'll rendezvous.
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Manny: Just WHEN exactly did you loose your mind?
Buck: About three months ago. I woke up married to a pineapple... An *UGLY* pineapple. [sighs lovingly]
Buck: But I loved her so...
Buck: About three months ago. I woke up married to a pineapple... An *UGLY* pineapple. [sighs lovingly]
Buck: But I loved her so...
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Narrator: [speaking about "Godzilla vs The Thing"] This film also included such fairytale elements as twin fairies who sing love songs to the monster, and flashy ray guns - which prove useless against the monster. Naturally.
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Narrator: [speaking about Raymond Burr] He later reprised his role in Godzilla 1985, again playing reporter Steve Martin. Or maybe it was Steve Martin, playing reporter Raymond Burr.
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[Surrounded by female lemurs]
Zini: Hey, look what I found! New neighbours! Any of you ladies up for a game of "monkey in the middle"?
Zini: Hey, look what I found! New neighbours! Any of you ladies up for a game of "monkey in the middle"?
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Earl[to Baby, who just demanded a story]: Once upon a time, dinosaurs didn't have families. They lived in the woods and ate their children. It was a golden age.
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Fran[to Earl]: If you love me you'll get them [a new set of pots and pans] for me. Do you love me?
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Charlene: Hi daddy. How was your day?
Earl: Not a dime, Charlene.
Charlene: Daddy, can't I even say hello without you thinking that I want something?
[Earl looks at her for a moments without saying anything]
Charlene: A sweater. I just want a sweater.
Earl: Not a dime, Charlene.
Charlene: Daddy, can't I even say hello without you thinking that I want something?
[Earl looks at her for a moments without saying anything]
Charlene: A sweater. I just want a sweater.
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Earl[to Robbie]: School is not for asking questions. It's a place you go to be out of this house.
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Earl : No matter how low you are in this world, as long as you have a family to come home to, well, they're lower.
Fran : It isn't often I get to see the sentimental side of you.
Fran : It isn't often I get to see the sentimental side of you.
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[Baby is crying at three in the morning]
Fran: Earl, feed the baby.
Earl: Why?
Fran: Because if you don't feed it, it'll die
Earl: How many other kids we got?
Fran: Two
[Earl goes back to sleep]
Fran: Earl, feed the baby.
Earl: Why?
Fran: Because if you don't feed it, it'll die
Earl: How many other kids we got?
Fran: Two
[Earl goes back to sleep]
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Earl: I've got a wife who's unhappy about something.
Roy: This is without historical precedent.
Roy: This is without historical precedent.
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Earl: Anyway, just this morning I said "I love you" [to Fran].
Roy: Did you say it sincerely?
Earl: Nah, it was a defense mechanism.
Roy: Did you say it sincerely?
Earl: Nah, it was a defense mechanism.
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DNN Reporter: And finally, in local news, officials at the city zoo report no luck in trying to mate Ling-Ling and Chang-Chang, the two rare imported humans. Zookeepers are baffled at why two seemingly healthy cavepeople have not yet produced offspring.
[The news report switches to the zoo, showing two human males in the cage]
[The news report switches to the zoo, showing two human males in the cage]
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Earl[very excited]: One more day til I throw your mother over the cliff and into the pit.
Fran: Earl, this is supposed to be a solemn and holy day.
Earl: No, that's tomorrow. Today is a day of saying "Yippee, yippee!"
Fran: Earl, this is supposed to be a solemn and holy day.
Earl: No, that's tomorrow. Today is a day of saying "Yippee, yippee!"
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[B.P. Richfield is telling Earl about when he hurled his mother-in-law into the tar pits]
B.P. Richfield[sadly]: My, it's sad how the memories fade.
B.P. Richfield[cheerfully]: Good thing I got it on VHS!
[Earl and B.P. Richfield watch the tape]
Earl: Nice trajectory, sir.
B.P. Richfield: Damn right.
Earl: The moment goes by so quickly, my captain.
B.P. Richfield: Well, not on slow-mo. Ha!
[plays tape again, this time in slow motion, as B.P and Earl laugh]
B.P. Richfield[sadly]: My, it's sad how the memories fade.
B.P. Richfield[cheerfully]: Good thing I got it on VHS!
[Earl and B.P. Richfield watch the tape]
Earl: Nice trajectory, sir.
B.P. Richfield: Damn right.
Earl: The moment goes by so quickly, my captain.
B.P. Richfield: Well, not on slow-mo. Ha!
[plays tape again, this time in slow motion, as B.P and Earl laugh]
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Earl: I know they just crawled out of the sludge, and I hate to be critical of other life forms, but God, I hate lawyers.
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[Roy is telling Earl about the Code of the Wilderness escape clause]
Roy: Well, basically, you're entitled to escape from his claws. The Code of the Wilderness clearly states that you have the legal right to run away like a scared bunny.
Roy: Well, basically, you're entitled to escape from his claws. The Code of the Wilderness clearly states that you have the legal right to run away like a scared bunny.
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[Ethyl see's the size of Gary's (the guy who is challenging Earl to a fight to the death) sock]
Ethyl[to Fran]: Congratulations. You're a widow.
Ethyl[to Fran]: Congratulations. You're a widow.
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Earl: Hey, hey. Hold on there. I'm the father and if anyone is going to your school and beat up a kid, it's gonna be me.
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[Earl and Robbie are arguing about traditions and the Sacred Book of Dinosaur]
Earl: Hey, this book's been around a million years and you've been around what, 15 years? Guess who wins?!
Earl: Hey, this book's been around a million years and you've been around what, 15 years? Guess who wins?!
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Roy: Earl, you hurt my feelings and embarassed me in front of my lunch.
Earl: Would it be so hard to close your mouth while you're eating?
Roy: Would it be so hard to close your eyes while I'm eating?
Earl: Would it be so hard to close your mouth while you're eating?
Roy: Would it be so hard to close your eyes while I'm eating?
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Earl[to Robbie]: I'm going to tell you a little something that my sweet old dad told me just before I went up the hill. I remember he said, "Earl, unlock that bathroom door". Of course, that doesn't apply here, but you get the gist.
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