Dragnet Quotes
Doctor: I'm sorry, was Mr. Troy a friend of yours?
Sgt. Joe Friday: No sir, we hardly knew him.
Sgt. Joe Friday: No sir, we hardly knew him.
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Drug Dealer: Cops, the other white meat.
Det. Frank Smith: You hear what he did there, Joe? He called us pigs, but in like a roundabout kinda way.
Det. Frank Smith: You hear what he did there, Joe? He called us pigs, but in like a roundabout kinda way.
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Frieza: [Approaches Guru's tower] Hello, anybody home?
Nail: Yes, I'm here. Hello, friend.
Frieza: Thank you very much. I'm a visitor touring your lovely planet and I happened to come across seven Dragonballs. A man at a gift shop told me about the legend behind the balls. You know, the wish. But you need a password to activate them. Would you happen to know the password, my good man?
Nail: Not me. You should check with the chamber of commerce. They have that sort of information.
Frieza: The chamber is dead, my good man, and so are you if you don't tell me that password!
Nail: Yes, I'm here. Hello, friend.
Frieza: Thank you very much. I'm a visitor touring your lovely planet and I happened to come across seven Dragonballs. A man at a gift shop told me about the legend behind the balls. You know, the wish. But you need a password to activate them. Would you happen to know the password, my good man?
Nail: Not me. You should check with the chamber of commerce. They have that sort of information.
Frieza: The chamber is dead, my good man, and so are you if you don't tell me that password!
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Pep Streebeck: You know, Muzz, you have the right to remain silent. If you give up the right to remain silent any thing you will... you know these words, Muzz. Sing along! [Rapping]
Pep Streebeck: Anything you say will be used against you in a court of law!
Pep Streebeck: Anything you say will be used against you in a court of law!
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William Tanner: I didn't really want to kill Adele. There was nothing I could do. Adele was a sinner.
Sgt. Joe Friday: Yeah.
William Tanner: Drinking and running around. She committed sins all the time. The worst kinds of sins. Terrible.
Sgt. Joe Friday: Yeah, well maybe you better check the Book, Tanner. You were way ahead of her.
William Tanner: What do you mean?
Sgt. Joe Friday: What kind of sin is worse than murder?
Sgt. Joe Friday: Yeah.
William Tanner: Drinking and running around. She committed sins all the time. The worst kinds of sins. Terrible.
Sgt. Joe Friday: Yeah, well maybe you better check the Book, Tanner. You were way ahead of her.
William Tanner: What do you mean?
Sgt. Joe Friday: What kind of sin is worse than murder?
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[Friday is about to eat a chili dog]
Pep Streebeck: You know the kinds of things that can fall into an industrial sausage press? Not excluding rodent hairs and... bug excrement? [Friday gives a disgusted look]
Joe Friday: I hate you, Streebeck.
Pep Streebeck: You know the kinds of things that can fall into an industrial sausage press? Not excluding rodent hairs and... bug excrement? [Friday gives a disgusted look]
Joe Friday: I hate you, Streebeck.
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Joe: We could've piled up a hundred years of great policemen and great detectives: men with honor and brains and guts. You tore down every best part of them. The people who read it in the papers, they're going to overlook the fact that WE got you; that we washed our own laundry and we cleared this thing up. They're going to overlook all the good. They'll overlook every last good cop in the country. But they'll remember YOU. Because you're a bad cop.
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Frank: Christmas cards, huh? A little late, aren't you?
Joe: Well, I was going to send them out Monday, but we had that stakeout.
Joe: Well, I was going to send them out Monday, but we had that stakeout.
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Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed to protect the innocent.
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Det. Frank Smith: Fine, we'll get warrants. But that's gonna take time and really piss us off.
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Det. Frank Smith: The guy sure did know how to live... when he was alive.
Det. Joe Friday: Don't eat the dead guys candy, Smith!
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Det. Frank Smith: This city owes me a new pair of Italian ankle boots.
Det. Joe Friday: Yeah, Italian by way of Taiwan.
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Det. Frank Smith: Victims, like your daughter here.
Lydia Stoffel: That's my son. [Franks looks at the picture again]
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Det. Frank Smith: What size do you wear? eight, nine? [Greg looks confused]
Det. Frank Smith: Your shoes.
Greg: Seven.
Det. Frank Smith: Seven. That's cute. Me, I got clown's feet.
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Det. Joe Friday: [narration] They come out in force, the press. A celebrity gets murdered, the world goes crazy with curiosity. In a way we're like the ancient Greeks, we need our gods to be human. We need to know bad things happen to them too. Just like the rest of us.
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Det. Joe Friday: Be polite? I am polite! What does she think I'm gonna do, pee in a wastebasket?
Det. Frank Smith: I heard you did that once.
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Det. Joe Friday: If your client tells us you advised him to lie, I'll be at your disbarment hearing.
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