Drawn Together Quotes
Genie: [to Xander] Say, why don't you come into my lamp? And I do mean that as a double entendre!
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Ling-Ling: [upon encountering a three headed acid spitting needle monster] Ling Ling pray for battle since Ling Ling first enter house! L. Ron Hubbard has finally answered!
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Princess Clara: And so, like a roadie for Cher, I traveled the Earth at Satan's side.
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[to Xandir]
Snagglepuss: Heavens to mergatroid! You look fabulous, even!
Elmer Fudd: What a weally gweat behind.
Snagglepuss: Heavens to mergatroid! You look fabulous, even!
Elmer Fudd: What a weally gweat behind.
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Captain Hero: Hey, pig! Great news! Foxxy just bought us an insane amount of alcohol!
[pause]
Captain Hero: Are you defecating into a cantaloupe?
Spanky: [farts and craps] Uh... this is awkward. I guess if I just waited an hour, I coulda chalked this one to the booze, huh?
[pause]
Captain Hero: Are you defecating into a cantaloupe?
Spanky: [farts and craps] Uh... this is awkward. I guess if I just waited an hour, I coulda chalked this one to the booze, huh?
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Captain Hero: Dude, you are so whipped. How many lives have you spent on this "girlfriend," anyway?
Xandir: 8,293,506 - not counting Quad-Forces and power-ups.
Xandir: 8,293,506 - not counting Quad-Forces and power-ups.
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Foxxy: Man, this is some bullshit! We gonna needs to knock some sense into this child! And I know just the thing: gay bash!
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Toot: [walking up and calling to Xandir, who is in the jacuzzi, whilst elegantly leaning over the edge of the pool] Oh Xandir! I sure hope you don't push me in, 'cause I'm reeeealy really close to the edge! So close in fact, you could eeeeasily push me in!
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Xandir: OK, maybe it was just me, that's...that's definitely a possibility, but...eh, I don't know. All night, it kinda seemed like Toot was on a really annoying quest for attention!
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Toot: [back in the present scene, Toot regains her balance] Would you just put it in me already?! Even if you just need a place to pee?!
Xandir: [as he sinks deliberately deeper into the jacuzzi] I, er...am on a never-ending quest...[rest of speech is gargled by water bubbling ("...to save my girlfriend."), Toot runs inside crying].
Xandir: [as he sinks deliberately deeper into the jacuzzi] I, er...am on a never-ending quest...[rest of speech is gargled by water bubbling ("...to save my girlfriend."), Toot runs inside crying].
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Captain Hero: I mean sure I'd stick and stir any one of these broads, but I really wish we had one of those hot black chicks.
Foxxy: Bling bling! Foxxy's in the house!
Captain Hero: Whoa, I'm pretty good at this! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey!
[camera shifts from the door to Captain Hero several times; nothing happens]
Captain Hero: Damn.
Foxxy: Bling bling! Foxxy's in the house!
Captain Hero: Whoa, I'm pretty good at this! I wish we had a twelve-year-old girl and a donkey!
[camera shifts from the door to Captain Hero several times; nothing happens]
Captain Hero: Damn.
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Captain Hero: But if I vote you out now, I'll be one step closer to the million dollars.
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Clara: Many pardons, or "my bad"... what do you people call yourselves these days? Mammy? Moolie? Topsy? Schvoogie?
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Foxxy: Now, what was that bitch thinkin'? Foxxy ain't a slave to nobody... nobody but the rhythm!
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[Lyrics to Some Black Chick's Tongue]
Clara: What is this thing in my mouth? It's slippery and its slimy, Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. Some black chick's tongue, It's such a new sensation.
Foxxy: I got a mayonnaise momma on my licking hole and we've only just begun.
Clara: It's really quite thrilling.
Foxxy: That's right now, you know.
Clara: I think I taste a filling.
Foxxy: And it's solid gold.
Clara: Never dreamed I'd be so willing to let myself go.
Foxxy: Tell me about it, I'm totally frenchin' a racist ho!
Clara: This black chick's tongue. What a wonderful feeling.
Foxxy: Damn, where'd this bitch get her earrings?
Clara: I've never had so much fun.
Clara & Foxxy: As with this black chick's tongue.
Captain Hero: How cool is this? We've only been here a day and I already find myself in a three way... This IS NICE!
Clara: What is this thing in my mouth? It's slippery and its slimy, Travelling down my slender virgin pink esophagus. Some black chick's tongue, It's such a new sensation.
Foxxy: I got a mayonnaise momma on my licking hole and we've only just begun.
Clara: It's really quite thrilling.
Foxxy: That's right now, you know.
Clara: I think I taste a filling.
Foxxy: And it's solid gold.
Clara: Never dreamed I'd be so willing to let myself go.
Foxxy: Tell me about it, I'm totally frenchin' a racist ho!
Clara: This black chick's tongue. What a wonderful feeling.
Foxxy: Damn, where'd this bitch get her earrings?
Clara: I've never had so much fun.
Clara & Foxxy: As with this black chick's tongue.
Captain Hero: How cool is this? We've only been here a day and I already find myself in a three way... This IS NICE!
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Spanky: [laughing] Oh my God! She thinks you're our servant, 'cause you're black! Ha ha, this is the best day of my miserable life! SWEEET! I love racism!
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Toot: So, how was your night, Princess?
Clara: Oh, it was magical.
Toot: You think what happened last night was magical? Maybe it would be magical if you were violated by a magician that turns every animal into human. But Foxxy is not a magician, now, is she?
Clara: Oh, it was magical.
Toot: You think what happened last night was magical? Maybe it would be magical if you were violated by a magician that turns every animal into human. But Foxxy is not a magician, now, is she?
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Clara: Help! Someone! She's attacking me like I'm the English language.
Foxxy: [in an English accent] Oh, it is on!
Foxxy: [in an English accent] Oh, it is on!
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Spanky: I call dibs on the cat-fight.
[Spanky starts urinating on Foxxy and Clara's cat-fight dust cloud]
Spanky: (as he sheds a tear) Why must I ruin everything beautiful?
[Spanky starts urinating on Foxxy and Clara's cat-fight dust cloud]
Spanky: (as he sheds a tear) Why must I ruin everything beautiful?
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Clara: [on phone with the producers] I was totally violated! I want Foxxy Love gone!
[Garbled phone speech]
Clara: I don't know if a tequila brunch would help. I guess it's worth a try.
[Last night's events are sped up with everybody wearing sombreros]
Clara: That was a horrible idea! I was totally violated... again! I want Foxxy Love gone!
[Garbled phone speech]
Clara: I don't know if a tequila brunch would help. I guess it's worth a try.
[Last night's events are sped up with everybody wearing sombreros]
Clara: That was a horrible idea! I was totally violated... again! I want Foxxy Love gone!
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Foxxy: I never met anybody who didn't wanna kiss Foxxy!...Well, except maybe Papa.
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