Drawn Together Quote
Xandir: [to a crying Clara] Oh, it's OK, Clara. So we're not who we think we are. So what, right?
Clara: So what? If I'm not a princess, then I'm just another beautiful virgin with real C-cups and a super-tight ass that continuously vibrates and tastes like wild berries. Who could ever love someone like that? [cries more]
King: Dungeon master, make sure the guillotine is not too far back on the stage. I want the people in the front row to have to wear rain ponchos.
Clara: Milord, perhaps you could see it in your heart to let me live here in your kingdom and give me the opportunity to be the real princess I always thought I was, for I can be just as good as the officially-sanctioned princesses in your kingdom. Allow me. [sings and attracts some animals, Disney princess-style]
Xandir: Yeah, Clara! She's doing it! It's working!
Clara: For fuck's sake, Xandir! I'm trying to impress the goddamn king! And I can't fucking sing if you keep flapping those dick-sucking lips of yours! [repeatedly slaps Xandir with a bird]
Clara: So what? If I'm not a princess, then I'm just another beautiful virgin with real C-cups and a super-tight ass that continuously vibrates and tastes like wild berries. Who could ever love someone like that? [cries more]
King: Dungeon master, make sure the guillotine is not too far back on the stage. I want the people in the front row to have to wear rain ponchos.
Clara: Milord, perhaps you could see it in your heart to let me live here in your kingdom and give me the opportunity to be the real princess I always thought I was, for I can be just as good as the officially-sanctioned princesses in your kingdom. Allow me. [sings and attracts some animals, Disney princess-style]
Xandir: Yeah, Clara! She's doing it! It's working!
Clara: For fuck's sake, Xandir! I'm trying to impress the goddamn king! And I can't fucking sing if you keep flapping those dick-sucking lips of yours! [repeatedly slaps Xandir with a bird]
TV Show: Drawn Together
