Due South Quote
[Fraser, dressed in his red Mountie uniform, is teaching Social Studies in an elementary classroom]
Benton Fraser: ...which makes the border between Canada and the United States the longest undefended border in the world. So that since their formation, our countries have found a peaceful way to coexist. Except for the War of 1812, where your country invaded ours and we sent you packing - but that's hardly worth mentioning. Now, I think I'll open the floor to questions. [a boy raises his hand] Yes?
Boy: Do you have to undo all your buttons to go to the toilet?
Fraser: No. Anyone else? [the boy raises his hand again]
Boy: How many do you have to undo?
Fraser: Just enough to get your trousers undone. [the boy raises his hand yet another time] Yes.
Boy: Do they have toilets in Canada?
Fraser: Yes. We do. Anyone else? [the boy raises his hand] Anyone else a'tall? [the boy is frantically raising his hand] Any other questions a'tall?
Benton Fraser: ...which makes the border between Canada and the United States the longest undefended border in the world. So that since their formation, our countries have found a peaceful way to coexist. Except for the War of 1812, where your country invaded ours and we sent you packing - but that's hardly worth mentioning. Now, I think I'll open the floor to questions. [a boy raises his hand] Yes?
Boy: Do you have to undo all your buttons to go to the toilet?
Fraser: No. Anyone else? [the boy raises his hand again]
Boy: How many do you have to undo?
Fraser: Just enough to get your trousers undone. [the boy raises his hand yet another time] Yes.
Boy: Do they have toilets in Canada?
Fraser: Yes. We do. Anyone else? [the boy raises his hand] Anyone else a'tall? [the boy is frantically raising his hand] Any other questions a'tall?
TV Show: Due South
