Due South Quotes
Ray Vecchio: Look, you can reach me or "the world's nicest person" through this number.
TV Show: Due South
[Ray and Fraser are in a dumpster looking for evidence]
Ray Vecchio: You know, Fraiser, when I was a little boy, I used to dream of what it would be like to be a police officer. You know, shooting the bad guys, saving the girl. Being knee-deep in day-old chicken heads, looking for tainted meat was never a part of that dream.
Benton Fraser: Check that container there.
Ray: Why? If they wanted to hide something they just wouldn't have dumped it in here.
Fraser: Well, perhaps not this time. But garbage has a history, Ray. It always leaves something behind.
Ray: Yeah, and most if it seems to be on me. You know what really annoys me? Why am I covered in crud and you look like you just got back from a hand laundry?
Fraser: I don't know, I've always been this way.
Ray: [phone rings] Cia. It's Raymondo. [Fraser picks something off of Ray's coat] Ma! No, Ma, I did not forget the lettuce, okay?! [to Fraser] See a head of lettuce anywhere? Uh, Ma, yes I got it. Look, look...no, I gotta go, Fraser's picking lint off me again. Alright. Bye. [to Fraiser] Thanks, but I don't think it's gonna help.
Fraser: It might.
Ray: What is it?
Fraser: Parasites.
Ray: Those were on me?!
Fraser: Yes.
[Ray yells and jumps out of the dumpster]
Fraser: Ray?
Ray Vecchio: You know, Fraiser, when I was a little boy, I used to dream of what it would be like to be a police officer. You know, shooting the bad guys, saving the girl. Being knee-deep in day-old chicken heads, looking for tainted meat was never a part of that dream.
Benton Fraser: Check that container there.
Ray: Why? If they wanted to hide something they just wouldn't have dumped it in here.
Fraser: Well, perhaps not this time. But garbage has a history, Ray. It always leaves something behind.
Ray: Yeah, and most if it seems to be on me. You know what really annoys me? Why am I covered in crud and you look like you just got back from a hand laundry?
Fraser: I don't know, I've always been this way.
Ray: [phone rings] Cia. It's Raymondo. [Fraser picks something off of Ray's coat] Ma! No, Ma, I did not forget the lettuce, okay?! [to Fraser] See a head of lettuce anywhere? Uh, Ma, yes I got it. Look, look...no, I gotta go, Fraser's picking lint off me again. Alright. Bye. [to Fraiser] Thanks, but I don't think it's gonna help.
Fraser: It might.
Ray: What is it?
Fraser: Parasites.
Ray: Those were on me?!
Fraser: Yes.
[Ray yells and jumps out of the dumpster]
Fraser: Ray?
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[Ray is trying to shower, but his family keeps barging into the bathroom because Fraser's in there]
Francesca: [to Fraser] Oh, sorry. I didn't know you were in here!
Maria: Didn't know! She's been standing in the doorway, timing it so you'd be undressed.
Francesca: You're such a liar!
Ray: I am naked in here! Does that mean anything to anybody?!
Maria: Shut up!
Francesca: Oh, who cares?! [to Fraser] Here, you can use my towels.
Benton Fraser: Well thank you, but I'm afraid I'm not having a shower.
Francesca: Oh, don't be silly, it's really no trouble! [to Ray] Don't use all the hot water! [turns back to Fraser] I'll wait for mine.
Maria: Yeah, by the keyhole.
Francesca: You know, I've really had enough of your mouth!
Francesca: [to Fraser] Oh, sorry. I didn't know you were in here!
Maria: Didn't know! She's been standing in the doorway, timing it so you'd be undressed.
Francesca: You're such a liar!
Ray: I am naked in here! Does that mean anything to anybody?!
Maria: Shut up!
Francesca: Oh, who cares?! [to Fraser] Here, you can use my towels.
Benton Fraser: Well thank you, but I'm afraid I'm not having a shower.
Francesca: Oh, don't be silly, it's really no trouble! [to Ray] Don't use all the hot water! [turns back to Fraser] I'll wait for mine.
Maria: Yeah, by the keyhole.
Francesca: You know, I've really had enough of your mouth!
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Ray Vecchio: Anyone seen a Mountie?
[Zaleb invades Ray's personal bubble, clears his throat once, and then a second time when Ray doesn't move]
Ray: You got a problem with something?
Zaleb: You oughta move your foot.
Ray: Maybe I don't want to move my foot.
Zaleb: But if you don't move your foot, I can't get to that horse patty.
Ray: [looks down at foot then back up] Why would you want that horse patty?
Zaleb: I'm not telling.
Ray: Tell me why you want that horse patty and maybe I'll move my foot.
Zaleb: Never.
Ray: I'm a cop.
Zaleb: So what?
Ray: Do you want to serve time over a piece of manure?
Zaleb: I'd rather go to the chair than talk.
Ray: You know what I just decided? [Zaleb shakes his head] I've just decided you are so nuts, I'm gonna let you have that patty.
[Zaleb invades Ray's personal bubble, clears his throat once, and then a second time when Ray doesn't move]
Ray: You got a problem with something?
Zaleb: You oughta move your foot.
Ray: Maybe I don't want to move my foot.
Zaleb: But if you don't move your foot, I can't get to that horse patty.
Ray: [looks down at foot then back up] Why would you want that horse patty?
Zaleb: I'm not telling.
Ray: Tell me why you want that horse patty and maybe I'll move my foot.
Zaleb: Never.
Ray: I'm a cop.
Zaleb: So what?
Ray: Do you want to serve time over a piece of manure?
Zaleb: I'd rather go to the chair than talk.
Ray: You know what I just decided? [Zaleb shakes his head] I've just decided you are so nuts, I'm gonna let you have that patty.
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Benton Fraser: Excuse me. I was wondering if, before you leave...could I ask you a question?
Stephanie Cabot: Yes?
Fraser: Would it be possible for you to get me a breakdown of the various meat packers, the number of horses-
Stephanie: [laughs] You know, that is the most unique come-on I have ever heard!
Fraser: I don't follow you.
Stephanie Cabot: Yes?
Fraser: Would it be possible for you to get me a breakdown of the various meat packers, the number of horses-
Stephanie: [laughs] You know, that is the most unique come-on I have ever heard!
Fraser: I don't follow you.
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Ray Vecchio: Yo! Manure man!
Zaleb Carney: Leave me alone.
Ray: Look, I just came to apologize. I shoulda never said you were nuts. You obviously do this for a very good reason, and you probably make a pretty good living at it, too.
Zaleb: [suspiciously] You're not thinking of going into this yourself?
Ray: You mean scooping? I have no immediate plans.
Zaleb: An excellent living.
Ray: Really.
Zaleb: I collect and sell it for fertilizer.
Ray: So you must know your-
Zaleb: Like nobody else.
Ray: So where do you find it all?
Zaleb: Stables, pony rides, but they're not my biggest source...
Ray: Meat packing plants.
Zaleb: The mother load.
Ray: Let me ask you a question. Have you noticed any subtle differences in the product at these various plants?
Zaleb: I'll check my database.
Ray: Great. Here's my card, give me a call. And to show my appreciation, I'm gonna point out that you missed something really nice behind that bucket, there.
Zaleb: Why, thank you!
Zaleb Carney: Leave me alone.
Ray: Look, I just came to apologize. I shoulda never said you were nuts. You obviously do this for a very good reason, and you probably make a pretty good living at it, too.
Zaleb: [suspiciously] You're not thinking of going into this yourself?
Ray: You mean scooping? I have no immediate plans.
Zaleb: An excellent living.
Ray: Really.
Zaleb: I collect and sell it for fertilizer.
Ray: So you must know your-
Zaleb: Like nobody else.
Ray: So where do you find it all?
Zaleb: Stables, pony rides, but they're not my biggest source...
Ray: Meat packing plants.
Zaleb: The mother load.
Ray: Let me ask you a question. Have you noticed any subtle differences in the product at these various plants?
Zaleb: I'll check my database.
Ray: Great. Here's my card, give me a call. And to show my appreciation, I'm gonna point out that you missed something really nice behind that bucket, there.
Zaleb: Why, thank you!
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[Ray and Fraser are trapped inside a meat locker. Both have meat wrapped around them and Ray is wearing Fraser's Stetson]
Ray Vecchio: Some people die in their sleep. Others die making love to a beautiful woman. I am going to die wrapped in meat.
Benton Fraser: Don't talk, Ray. You're expending body heat.
Ray: I'm going to freeze to death inside My Friend Flicka.
Ray Vecchio: Some people die in their sleep. Others die making love to a beautiful woman. I am going to die wrapped in meat.
Benton Fraser: Don't talk, Ray. You're expending body heat.
Ray: I'm going to freeze to death inside My Friend Flicka.
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Vince Leggett: This better be real important.
Packer: We got a cop and a Mountie in the freezer.
Leggett: [Laughing] That's what I love about the meat business. Brings something new everyday.
Packer: We got a cop and a Mountie in the freezer.
Leggett: [Laughing] That's what I love about the meat business. Brings something new everyday.
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[Packer opens the door to the meat locker where Ray and Fraser are wrapped in meat]
Packer: Shoot 'em!
[Fraser leaps into action, warding off the thugs. A thug shoots at Fraser, but Fraser uses a solid, meat-wrapped, Ray as a shield. He and Ray quickly exit the meat locker]
Ray Vecchio: He shot me!
Benton Fraser: The bullet couldn't penetrate the frozen meat.
[Fraser locks the door and adjusts the temperature]
Ray: You used me as a human shield! [whispering] I can't believe you did that!
Packer: Shoot 'em!
[Fraser leaps into action, warding off the thugs. A thug shoots at Fraser, but Fraser uses a solid, meat-wrapped, Ray as a shield. He and Ray quickly exit the meat locker]
Ray Vecchio: He shot me!
Benton Fraser: The bullet couldn't penetrate the frozen meat.
[Fraser locks the door and adjusts the temperature]
Ray: You used me as a human shield! [whispering] I can't believe you did that!
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[Fraser and Stephanie helped Mrs. Gamez move back into her apartment]
Mrs. Gamez: And I really want to thank him for everything he has done. In fact, I want to give him a big hug, but I'm afraid I will wrinkle him.
Stephanie: I know what you mean.
Mrs. Gamez: And I really want to thank him for everything he has done. In fact, I want to give him a big hug, but I'm afraid I will wrinkle him.
Stephanie: I know what you mean.
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[Mario has just spent some time listening to Ray talk about his policeman adventures]
Benton Fraser: [Ray has just exited] Thanks. I think you really made his day.
Mario Gamez: It's okay, he actually was interesting.
Fraser: Really? Hmm...
Benton Fraser: [Ray has just exited] Thanks. I think you really made his day.
Mario Gamez: It's okay, he actually was interesting.
Fraser: Really? Hmm...
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Ray Vecchio: Fraser, there are hundreds of places that make pizza. What I'm looking for here is the perfect pizza at the perfect price.
Benton Fraser: Which is?
Ray: Free. And that's exactly what this'll be in 34 seconds. There's no way he can get a pizza here from Michigan Avenue in under a half-hour.
Fraser: You mean you're using some promotional ploy in order to get something for nothing?
Ray: Welcome to the United States of America, Fraser.
Benton Fraser: Which is?
Ray: Free. And that's exactly what this'll be in 34 seconds. There's no way he can get a pizza here from Michigan Avenue in under a half-hour.
Fraser: You mean you're using some promotional ploy in order to get something for nothing?
Ray: Welcome to the United States of America, Fraser.
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[Fraser has jumped from the top of a building onto a stolen, speeding car]
Benton Fraser: Please stop immediately. This is not your automobile!
Benton Fraser: Please stop immediately. This is not your automobile!
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[Diefenbaker is chasing a stolen car]
Benton Fraser: [about Dief] Stop him!
Ray Vecchio: Un-mush! Un-mush!
[Dief slips by Ray and continues chasing the car]
Fraser: Where's your car?
Ray: Lot B. You ought to get that dog a hearing aid!
Benton Fraser: [about Dief] Stop him!
Ray Vecchio: Un-mush! Un-mush!
[Dief slips by Ray and continues chasing the car]
Fraser: Where's your car?
Ray: Lot B. You ought to get that dog a hearing aid!
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