Eastbound and Down Quotes
Reg Mackworthy: I feel this new lifestyle you got here, Kenny, I do. Let me ask you a question, though. When did you become... SUCH a pussy? I mean, like, you've always been a pussy, you know. But now you're just a vagina with a mullet.
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Pat Anderson: Gold might get you Jonas Brothers tickets. Black, all three of them sucking your dick.
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Kenny: Listen here you beautiful bitch. I am about to fuck you up with some truth.
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Kenny: Now listen to me you beautiful bitch, cause I am about to fuck you up with some truth.
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Kenny: Remember that class where I taught y’all how to make it rain? That’s what I’m going to be doing. Every. Single. Night. Dolla... dolla... bills, ya'll.
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Kenny: You know how you all think there are two kinds of lesbians. There's the kind on Cinemax that get it on and are really hot. Then there's the mean kind. Ms. Carol is neither of those.
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Kenny: All right, you stoic little bastard. In the computer room, little second drawer where I keep my weed. Underneath the handgun there's a stash of porn that’ll put calluses on those little hands of yours.
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Kenny: The amount of money I'm going to be making would hurt your parents' feelings.
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