Ed Wood Quote

[Bela Lugosi answers the door on Halloween night wearing his Dracula costume]
Children: Trick or treat! [At the sight of Dracula, all but one little boy scream and run away]
Bela Lugosi: Aren't you scared, little boy? I'm going to drink your blood!
Little boy: You're not a real vampire. Those teeth don't frighten me. [Bela looks puzzled. Ed Wood appears next to him in the doorway]
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: How 'bout these? [Pulls out his entire row of front teeth]
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: [Little boy screams and runs away]
Bela Lugosi: Hey... How d'you do that?
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Dentures! [Holds them up]
Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Lost my pearlies in the war!

Movie: Ed Wood

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