Even Stevens Quotes
Eileen Stevens: Louis, where are your pants?
Louis Stevens: [smiling and counting money] I sold them... for six bucks.
Louis Stevens: [smiling and counting money] I sold them... for six bucks.
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Louis Stevens: I am making a quality cucumber shake here.
Ren Stevens: Not on my time.
Ren Stevens: Not on my time.
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Louis Stevens: Is it fair that Pluto has to wear a leash and sleep in a doghouse while Goofy, who is also a dog, gets to drive around in a car and play golf with Mickey?
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Louis Stevens: What's living if you never pull your shorts down and slide on the ice, Ren?
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Ren Stevens: Why didn't you tell me you found Mr. Pookie?
Louis Stevens: Because, you know, you get all screamy, and mushy, jumping, crying, hugging... it's just horrible.
Ren Stevens: All right. [Hands Louis drumsticks]
Louis Stevens: Ren, what am I supposed to do with the drumsticks? REN? [Walks into family room where he sees a drum set]
Family: SURPRISE.
Louis Stevens: [Drops backpack] Oh... Thank you so much ma. [Starts jumping, screaming, and crying while hugging the family]
Ren Stevens: Thanks for not getting mushy.
Louis Stevens: Because, you know, you get all screamy, and mushy, jumping, crying, hugging... it's just horrible.
Ren Stevens: All right. [Hands Louis drumsticks]
Louis Stevens: Ren, what am I supposed to do with the drumsticks? REN? [Walks into family room where he sees a drum set]
Family: SURPRISE.
Louis Stevens: [Drops backpack] Oh... Thank you so much ma. [Starts jumping, screaming, and crying while hugging the family]
Ren Stevens: Thanks for not getting mushy.
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[Louis finds out he will be wrestling a girl]
Louis Stevens: But, you're a girl. And I... [makes hand signals]
Louis Stevens: ...wrestle with...
Mimi Nagurski: Good grammar.
Louis Stevens: But, you're a girl. And I... [makes hand signals]
Louis Stevens: ...wrestle with...
Mimi Nagurski: Good grammar.
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