Everybody Hates Chris Quote
[Chris tries to buy Playboy and gum]
Narrator: The vice principal had my magazine, but I had money, so I figured replacing it wouldn't be a problem.
Store clerk: $3.50.
[Chris pays, and the store clerk takes away the Playboy]
Store clerk: Now get out of here before I call a cop.
Chris: For what?! You just robbed me, this one cost me 50 cents.
Store clerk: Really? Then why don't we call your mom and tell her how you're trying to buy a Playboy?
Narrator: Hey, this [Miss] June was fine, but she wasn't worth goin' to jail.
Narrator: The vice principal had my magazine, but I had money, so I figured replacing it wouldn't be a problem.
Store clerk: $3.50.
[Chris pays, and the store clerk takes away the Playboy]
Store clerk: Now get out of here before I call a cop.
Chris: For what?! You just robbed me, this one cost me 50 cents.
Store clerk: Really? Then why don't we call your mom and tell her how you're trying to buy a Playboy?
Narrator: Hey, this [Miss] June was fine, but she wasn't worth goin' to jail.
TV Show: Everybody Hates Chris
