Everybody Hates Chris Quote
[Julius comes to help Chris, who is confronted by Malvo]
Malvo: So I'm supposed to be afraid because you brought your daddy out here?
Julius: No, you s'posed to be scared because if you ever put yo hands on my son again, you ain't goin' to jail. [Holds up metal baseball bat]I'm goin' to jail.
Malvo: [Eyeing bat] Whatchoo gonna do?
Julius: You find out what I'm gonna do. You think I'm playin'? When you in the shower, I'm gonna be there.
[Cuts to Malvo exiting the shower, turning and noticing Julius standing there with the bat]
Julius: You think I'm playin'?
[Cuts to Malvo, Chris and Julius]
Julius: When you watchin' TV, I'll be there.
[Cuts to Malvo watching TV. On the TV, Julius, driving a truck, holds up the bat]
Julius: You think I'm playin'?
[Cuts to Julius, Chris and Malvo]
Julius: Even in yo dreams, I'm gonna be there.
[Cuts to Malvo in a courthouse]
Judge: Mr. Malvo, you're free to go. [Malvo dances in joy] Case dismissed. [Bangs gavel]
Malvo: [Turns and points to someone off screen] Yeah, what'd I tell you dude?! [Turns and sees Julius holding the bat] Hey!
Julius: You think I'm playin'?
Malvo: So I'm supposed to be afraid because you brought your daddy out here?
Julius: No, you s'posed to be scared because if you ever put yo hands on my son again, you ain't goin' to jail. [Holds up metal baseball bat]I'm goin' to jail.
Malvo: [Eyeing bat] Whatchoo gonna do?
Julius: You find out what I'm gonna do. You think I'm playin'? When you in the shower, I'm gonna be there.
[Cuts to Malvo exiting the shower, turning and noticing Julius standing there with the bat]
Julius: You think I'm playin'?
[Cuts to Malvo, Chris and Julius]
Julius: When you watchin' TV, I'll be there.
[Cuts to Malvo watching TV. On the TV, Julius, driving a truck, holds up the bat]
Julius: You think I'm playin'?
[Cuts to Julius, Chris and Malvo]
Julius: Even in yo dreams, I'm gonna be there.
[Cuts to Malvo in a courthouse]
Judge: Mr. Malvo, you're free to go. [Malvo dances in joy] Case dismissed. [Bangs gavel]
Malvo: [Turns and points to someone off screen] Yeah, what'd I tell you dude?! [Turns and sees Julius holding the bat] Hey!
Julius: You think I'm playin'?
TV Show: Everybody Hates Chris
