Everybody Hates Chris Quote
Mr. Thurman: Do you know William Henry Harrison?
Chris: Yeah. Wasn't he that guy who cleaned up that woman in My Fair Lady?
Mr. Thurman: No, that was Rex Harrison.
Chris: Oh.
Mr. Thurman: William Henry Harrison was the ninth President of the United States, and he gave the longest inaugural address in history, and guess what?
Chris: What?
Mr. Thurman: Since you like to talk so much, you are gonna memorize that speech!
Chris: But I have to study for finals!
Mr. Thurman: Not if you don't get that speech memorized because if ya don't, you're gonna get suspended, and then you won't be here to take final exams! You got a momma joke for that?
Narrator: If I tell it, I'll get suspended right now.
Chris: Yeah. Wasn't he that guy who cleaned up that woman in My Fair Lady?
Mr. Thurman: No, that was Rex Harrison.
Chris: Oh.
Mr. Thurman: William Henry Harrison was the ninth President of the United States, and he gave the longest inaugural address in history, and guess what?
Chris: What?
Mr. Thurman: Since you like to talk so much, you are gonna memorize that speech!
Chris: But I have to study for finals!
Mr. Thurman: Not if you don't get that speech memorized because if ya don't, you're gonna get suspended, and then you won't be here to take final exams! You got a momma joke for that?
Narrator: If I tell it, I'll get suspended right now.
TV Show: Everybody Hates Chris
