Family Guy Quote
Stewie Griffin: Okay, I got it, I got it. If you cooked anymore slowly, you wouldn't need an egg timer, you need an egg calendar. [laughs]
Stewie Griffin: Oh, that's right, I went there. [cut to Happy Go-Lucky Toys, Inc]
Peter Griffin: Okay, okay, wait, here's another one. Why do women have boobs? So you got something to look at while you're talking to them. [everybody laughs]
Man: Good one Peter.
Man 2: That's what they're for all right.
Lady: Are you telling jokes? I love jokes.
Peter Griffin: All right, then you'll love this one, okay. Why do women have boobs? [she stares at him angrily]
Peter Griffin: So you got something to look at while you're talking to them [she's shocked, then Peter laughs]
Peter Griffin: So you got something you look at while you're talking to them [laughs]
Peter Griffin: So you got - Y-you want to see me, Mr. Weed?
TV Show: Family Guy
