FDR: American Badass! Quotes
Guy on dock: Yeah, keep laughin', boys... You think God blessed Tommy?
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Hold on a minute, fellas. Who's Tommy?
Guy on dock: Tommy? Tommy used to work on the docks... Union's been on strike... Down on his luck... It's tough...
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Sooo tough.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Hold on a minute, fellas. Who's Tommy?
Guy on dock: Tommy? Tommy used to work on the docks... Union's been on strike... Down on his luck... It's tough...
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Sooo tough.
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Louis: How are you feeling, Frank?
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Like a bag full of dicks at a lesbian convention.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Like a bag full of dicks at a lesbian convention.
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Dr. Ellington: There's something I need to show you.
Louis: Do NOT grab your dick and ask me to guess the temperature!
Louis: Do NOT grab your dick and ask me to guess the temperature!
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Reporter Robert Bruckner: What was it like being attacked by a werewolf, Governor?
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: About the same as having your money in the stock market these days.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: About the same as having your money in the stock market these days.
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Louis: Here's the paper, by the way.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Thank you. Let's see... Oh, American hero and werewolf killer... Franklin Delano announces he's running for President... Thank you, Mmm-hmm... I hope it mentions something about my cock still working.
Louis: No.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Well, shit, call them up! I want a press release first thing in the morning.
Louis: Before we do that...
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Let's leak them a picture, too.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Thank you. Let's see... Oh, American hero and werewolf killer... Franklin Delano announces he's running for President... Thank you, Mmm-hmm... I hope it mentions something about my cock still working.
Louis: No.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Well, shit, call them up! I want a press release first thing in the morning.
Louis: Before we do that...
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Let's leak them a picture, too.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Hoover was great... they'll probably name a dam or a vacuum cleaner after him sometime in the near future.
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Senator Bronson: Why me? I'm fat and weak.
Louis: Probably for exactly that reason.
Louis: Probably for exactly that reason.
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Louis: Did you debrief him?
Eleanor Roosevelt: Yes.
Louis: Cool. I hate when I have to take his boxers off.
Eleanor Roosevelt: Yes.
Louis: Cool. I hate when I have to take his boxers off.
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Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Beautiful melons, Ma'am.
Marietta Buford: They sure are ripe for the picking!
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: I meant your tits.
Marietta Buford: So did I.
Marietta Buford: They sure are ripe for the picking!
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: I meant your tits.
Marietta Buford: So did I.
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Cleavon Buford: Congressman Cleavon Baybridge Buford... 'Repube,' Georgia.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Nice to meet you.
Cleavon Buford: Yes, you too.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Did you just say 'Repube?'
Cleavon Buford: Mmm-hmm... yes, sir.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: You mean Republican?
Cleavon Buford: No, sir. The form I filled out when I ran for Congress said 'Repube' on it. It was a professional form, sir. It was typed on paper... maybe even double spaced.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: I think you meant 'Repub,' short for Republican.
Cleavon Buford: No, sir! I saved the form, sir. It is inside a folder marked official on it, so I know that it is real.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Nice to meet you.
Cleavon Buford: Yes, you too.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: Did you just say 'Repube?'
Cleavon Buford: Mmm-hmm... yes, sir.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: You mean Republican?
Cleavon Buford: No, sir. The form I filled out when I ran for Congress said 'Repube' on it. It was a professional form, sir. It was typed on paper... maybe even double spaced.
Franklin Delano Roosevelt: I think you meant 'Repub,' short for Republican.
Cleavon Buford: No, sir! I saved the form, sir. It is inside a folder marked official on it, so I know that it is real.
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