Frisky Dingo Quote

[Phil takes a sip of his drink]
Killface: Yes, drink it in... and die!
Phil: [Horrified] Ah! The... Tom Collins!
Killface: Ha, you mean a vitoxin Collins!
Phil: Vitoxin?!
Killface: Yes! The anal blood gushing should start any moment! Should just... [It becomes clear nothing is happening] come... y'know, bursting... right out of your bottom.
Phil: Ha ha, no, I knew you were gonna try that!
Killface: No? Nothing?
Phil: I've been taking vitoxin for weeks!
Killface: [Outraged] Why, you formerly fat bastard!
Phil: Yeah thats how i kinda lost the weight...

TV Show: Frisky Dingo

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