Futurama Quotes
[Hermes is threatening to jump off a building.]
Planet Express Crew: No! Don't jump!
Bender: Do a flip!
Planet Express Crew: No! Don't jump!
Bender: Do a flip!
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Number 1.0: Dont quote regulation to me! I co-chaired the committee that reviewed the recommendation to revise the color of the book that regulation is in. We kept it gray.
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Bender(to Fry and the Professor; after Bender receives a suitcase from a stranger in the middle of the ocean): Hey, guess what you're accessories to.
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[Fry is presented with an egg-sized pill which will allow him to withstand the pressure underwater.]
Fry: Are you crazy? I can't swallow that.
Professor Farnsworth Well, then good news! It's a suppository.
Fry: Are you crazy? I can't swallow that.
Professor Farnsworth Well, then good news! It's a suppository.
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Supplicant: Please, Don-Bot... look into your hard drive, and open your mercy file!
Don-Bot: File not found.
Don-Bot: File not found.
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Don-Bot: Alright, let's mafia things up a bit. Joey, burn down the ship. Clamps, burn down the crew.
Bender: Uh, Donnie, baby. Youse guys skedaddle. Let me handle the doity wok.
Don-bot: Blotto, I like your style, and your latest accent.
Bender: Uh, Donnie, baby. Youse guys skedaddle. Let me handle the doity wok.
Don-bot: Blotto, I like your style, and your latest accent.
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Professor Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! There's a report on TV with some very bad news!
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Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I'm sending you on a highly controversial mission.
Fry: Controversial?
Farnsworth: Oh, my, no.
Fry: Controversial?
Farnsworth: Oh, my, no.
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Greeting Card: Come, Comrade Bender! We must take to the streets!
Bender: Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?
Greeting Card: No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!
Bender: Yes! In your face, Gandhi!
Bender: Um, is this the boring, peaceful kind of taking to the streets?
Greeting Card: No! The kind with looting and maybe starting a few fires!
Bender: Yes! In your face, Gandhi!
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Free Waterfall Jr.: Pssh! You can't own property, man!
Professor Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!
Professor Farnsworth: I can, but that's because I'm not a penniless hippie!
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Professor Farnsworth: You've killed me! Oh, you've killed me!
Leela: Oh God, what have I done?
Professor Farnsworth: I just told you! You've killed me!
Leela: Oh God, what have I done?
Professor Farnsworth: I just told you! You've killed me!
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Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle.
Fry: And then the battle's not so bad?
Soldier: Oh right. I forgot about the battle. [whimpers]
Fry: And then the battle's not so bad?
Soldier: Oh right. I forgot about the battle. [whimpers]
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Fry: [Whimpers] *blasts hole in ground and hides*
Soldier: Fry! You emu-bellied coward!
Soldier: Fry! You emu-bellied coward!
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Bender: And until then, I can never die?
Gypsy-Bot: Who said that? SURE you can die! [Pulls out big gun.] You want to die?!
Bender: No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own!
Gypsy-Bot: Who said that? SURE you can die! [Pulls out big gun.] You want to die?!
Bender: No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own!
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Calculon: I was all of history's great robot actors: Acting Unit 0.8, Thespomat, David Duchovny!
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Dr. Zoidberg: For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored.
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[After the men have been sentenced to death by snu-snu.]
Fry: Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped.
Fry: Goodbye, friends. I never thought I'd die like this. But I always really hoped.
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Zapp Brannigan: We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
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Professor Farnsworth: Anyhoo, your net-suits will allow you to experience Fry's worm infested bowels as if you were actually wriggling through them.
Dr. Zoidberg: There's no part of that sentence I didn't like!
Dr. Zoidberg: There's no part of that sentence I didn't like!
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[During Fry's check-up.]
Dr. Zoidberg: We'll need to have a look inside you with [pulls out a long cord with a camera lens at the end] this camera.
[Fry opens his mouth.]
Dr. Zoidberg: Guess again.
Dr. Zoidberg: We'll need to have a look inside you with [pulls out a long cord with a camera lens at the end] this camera.
[Fry opens his mouth.]
Dr. Zoidberg: Guess again.
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Hermes: We've got to get somewhere he won't stick his finger.
Bender: It's hopeless! Abandon ship!
Bender: It's hopeless! Abandon ship!
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