Garfield - A Tail of Two Kitties Quotes
Jon Arbuckle: [dries Prince with a towel] Mr. and Mrs. Jon Arbuckle... Liz Arbuckle... Elizabeth Arbuckle.
Prince: Listen, you dolt. There's been a coup d'etat. Attempted murder most foul. I am Prince XII of Carlyle. [smoothens fur]
Prince: [to Odie] You there, with the wise and thoughtful look. Hello. Convince this man there's been a mix-up.
Jon Arbuckle: [comes out of the bathroom with a blow-dryer] Garfield, I want you to be at my wedding party.
Prince: Wedding party?
Jon Arbuckle: Think you can hold a basket of flowers in your mouth?
Prince: Enough with the frooming, you dunce. My subjects face mortal jeopardy. [gets off the bed]
Prince: [to Odie] Dog, approach. [Odie approaches Prince]
Prince: We must plan my escape, and I'm relying on your expedience and cunning. [Odie begins chasing his tail]
Prince: [sighs] Okey-dokey, new plan.
Prince: Listen, you dolt. There's been a coup d'etat. Attempted murder most foul. I am Prince XII of Carlyle. [smoothens fur]
Prince: [to Odie] You there, with the wise and thoughtful look. Hello. Convince this man there's been a mix-up.
Jon Arbuckle: [comes out of the bathroom with a blow-dryer] Garfield, I want you to be at my wedding party.
Prince: Wedding party?
Jon Arbuckle: Think you can hold a basket of flowers in your mouth?
Prince: Enough with the frooming, you dunce. My subjects face mortal jeopardy. [gets off the bed]
Prince: [to Odie] Dog, approach. [Odie approaches Prince]
Prince: We must plan my escape, and I'm relying on your expedience and cunning. [Odie begins chasing his tail]
Prince: [sighs] Okey-dokey, new plan.
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Garfield: Careful. That's high-quality American cardboard you're tossing around in there. Beautiful, fellas. Hang the plasma over the slip-and-slide.
Winston: Sire, a word?
Garfield: Jowls, my lad. Guess what your enlightened, all-powerful ruler has brought to the castle.
Preston: Oh, I can't wait to hear this.
Winston: Don't tell me, a Renaissance painting.
Garfield: Foosball, you know, foosball.
Winston: Fo-fo-fo-foosball?
Preston: What do you think this is, a pub?
Garfield: Just because we don't have opposable thumbs, doesn't mean we don't play bargains.
Winston: Yes sire, but I feel your life is in danger.
Garfield: Listen, Winnebago, if I may call you that. When history speaks of me, and she will, I wanna be remembered as the Party Prince.
Winston: As you wish.
Winston: Sire, a word?
Garfield: Jowls, my lad. Guess what your enlightened, all-powerful ruler has brought to the castle.
Preston: Oh, I can't wait to hear this.
Winston: Don't tell me, a Renaissance painting.
Garfield: Foosball, you know, foosball.
Winston: Fo-fo-fo-foosball?
Preston: What do you think this is, a pub?
Garfield: Just because we don't have opposable thumbs, doesn't mean we don't play bargains.
Winston: Yes sire, but I feel your life is in danger.
Garfield: Listen, Winnebago, if I may call you that. When history speaks of me, and she will, I wanna be remembered as the Party Prince.
Winston: As you wish.
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Jon Arbuckle: What am I gonna do? How am I supposed to find Garfield? London's very big. [Odie fetches some newspaper from the trash can and hands it to Jon]
Jon Arbuckle: [after reading the headline] I don't care about some alien love baby, okay? I'm worried about Garfield. [Odie jumps on Jon and licks him, telling him to turn the paper over]
Jon Arbuckle: Okay Odie, you know what, you're being a real... [reads the article about Prince]
Jon Arbuckle: "Lady Eleanor Carlyle inherits her entire estate to her beloved cat Prince XII." Maybe somebody mistook this cat for... Garfield! Come on! Good boy!
Jon Arbuckle: [after reading the headline] I don't care about some alien love baby, okay? I'm worried about Garfield. [Odie jumps on Jon and licks him, telling him to turn the paper over]
Jon Arbuckle: Okay Odie, you know what, you're being a real... [reads the article about Prince]
Jon Arbuckle: "Lady Eleanor Carlyle inherits her entire estate to her beloved cat Prince XII." Maybe somebody mistook this cat for... Garfield! Come on! Good boy!
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Nigel: Got it. Could have just come down and told me that, couldn't he? Alright, listen up. Barnyard newsflash. I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Christophe, Bolero, Eenie, McBunny: The bad news.
Nigel: Lord Dargis just threw Prince in the river. [animals panic]
Winston: Okay, give me the good news.
Nigel: He was in a lovely picnic basket.
Eenie: If he throws us in the river, we'll never survive!
Christophe: You're ducks, you could swim.
Eenie: Oh.
Preston: [enters the barnyard with a scroll] Winston, I'm next in line for the throne.
Bolero: Uh-oh. This could get ugly.
Preston: [rolls out the scroll] I have here a new list of rules for governance.
Winston: Preston, I hardly think that's necessary.
Preston: Rule number one. The barnyard animals congregate entirely too close to the castle. We house pets need our space.
McBunny: Oh, you've got enough space, laddie, right between your ears! [animals laugh]
Preston: You take that back! I command you! As your new king...
Winston: Look. There's still a chance Prince may find his way back here. In the meantime, Claudius, you go into the castle and find out what Dargis is up to.
I, Claudius: I'm on it. I'm your mouse on the inside.
Winston: I'll see what I can learn from my end.
Christophe, Bolero, Eenie, McBunny: The bad news.
Nigel: Lord Dargis just threw Prince in the river. [animals panic]
Winston: Okay, give me the good news.
Nigel: He was in a lovely picnic basket.
Eenie: If he throws us in the river, we'll never survive!
Christophe: You're ducks, you could swim.
Eenie: Oh.
Preston: [enters the barnyard with a scroll] Winston, I'm next in line for the throne.
Bolero: Uh-oh. This could get ugly.
Preston: [rolls out the scroll] I have here a new list of rules for governance.
Winston: Preston, I hardly think that's necessary.
Preston: Rule number one. The barnyard animals congregate entirely too close to the castle. We house pets need our space.
McBunny: Oh, you've got enough space, laddie, right between your ears! [animals laugh]
Preston: You take that back! I command you! As your new king...
Winston: Look. There's still a chance Prince may find his way back here. In the meantime, Claudius, you go into the castle and find out what Dargis is up to.
I, Claudius: I'm on it. I'm your mouse on the inside.
Winston: I'll see what I can learn from my end.
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Winston: [End scene, in pool] Great party, sire!
Garfield: Yep. When the going gets tough, the great ones party.
Garfield: Yep. When the going gets tough, the great ones party.
Movie: Garfield - A Tail of Two Kitties