George Lopez Quote
[Carmen enters carrying frozen hot dogs under her arms]
Carmen: Here are the hot dogs.
George: What are you doing?
[George takes the hot dogs]
Carmen: Ow, my underarms burn! Your grandpa's old razor was so dull, it took me forever!
George: Didn't you change the blade?
Carmen: No, was I supposed to?
George: Sweetheart. That was the blade we used to shave grandpa right before we put him in the coffin.
Carmen: Oh my god!
Angie: Carmen! That's why you don't lie to people.
[Carmen leaves relieved]
George: It wasn't a lie.
Carmen: Here are the hot dogs.
George: What are you doing?
[George takes the hot dogs]
Carmen: Ow, my underarms burn! Your grandpa's old razor was so dull, it took me forever!
George: Didn't you change the blade?
Carmen: No, was I supposed to?
George: Sweetheart. That was the blade we used to shave grandpa right before we put him in the coffin.
Carmen: Oh my god!
Angie: Carmen! That's why you don't lie to people.
[Carmen leaves relieved]
George: It wasn't a lie.
TV Show: George Lopez
