George of the Jungle Quotes

Ape: I tell you George, it's good to be home.
George: Maybe Tookie wrong, and Mean Lion not king. Jungle not look different.
Narrator: Not different? Look at the signs, George! The signs! But George missed the signs, signs even an illiterate warthog would have noticed.

TV Show: George of the Jungle
Narrator: Meanwhile, back in the jungle, George was taking care of some serious jungle business.
Ursula: George, the sink's stuffed again!
Narrator: Well, kind of serious.
George: Don't worry. George fix. [they go in front of each other, but George moves her to side]
George: Ok. [searches sink]
George: Ah. [continues searching and finds problem]
George: Huh. [pulls snake]
George: Hey, come here. [George pulls on snake, but it is stuck in sink. He strains and finally pulls the whole sink out]
Ursula: Oh! [looks up at George scoldingly]
Ursula: [George smiles sheepishly]
Ursula: [trips on plate] Woah!
Tookie: Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie! Aak aak eek eek Tookie Tookie!
Ursula: George, you better answer the bird.

TV Show: George of the Jungle
Narrator: The ape named ape was caged in a cage, hoping to hear the jungle king's awesome... [jungle call]
Narrator: Hey, I'm pretty good at that. And wondering if he would ever come. But the motion-sick mammal needn't have moaned, for that defender of the innocent, protector of the weak, and all around good guy George of the Jungle was closer than he knew. [noises come from crate and it opens with George in it]
George: Next time George find bigger box.

TV Show: George of the Jungle
Ursula Stanhope: So I'll tell my dad first thing in the morning.
Betsy: Make that second thing. First thing, I suggest you buy jungle man some clothes. [George is wearing a dress]
George: Nice butt flap.

TV Show: George of the Jungle
Ursula's mother: Arthur, I wish you would do something about all these monkeys. I feel like Jane Goodall.
Ape: Madam, I knew Jane Goodall and you are no Jane Goodall.

TV Show: George of the Jungle
[Tookie bumps George under hammock, who pops up with net on head]
George: Eh? Tookie!
Tookie: [exhausted] Aah aah eee eee Tookie Tookie.
George: Ape can't come talk to George cause broke? In big trouble? George must go Vegas to help!

TV Show: George of the Jungle