Ghost Dad Quotes

Diane Hopper: [pops TV dinner in microwave] All I get is grease around here. I clean up. I do the laundry
Amanda Hopper: I take out the garbage
Diane Hopper: I cook the meals and what do I get for it? Nothing but complaints.
Elliot Hopper: [yells] I don't complain about your cooking!
Diane Hopper: Yes you do. All the time. Loud and clear. What about... what about Wednesday, huh? What about... what about last Friday? What about last Saturday night, huh? Close! "Oh, Diane, how can you screw up Spaghetti-Os?"

Movie: Ghost Dad
Elliot Hopper: How much money do you want to stop this car? I'll give you $20 to stop - [a car almost crashes into the taxi. The horn blares]
Elliot Hopper: $40 to stop this cab! [driver doesn't respond]
Elliot Hopper: I got $76 in here. I'll throw in the wallet too. It's a baby Gucci.

Movie: Ghost Dad
Elliot Hopper: Mr. Nero, how are you?
Mr. Nero: Oh, good. I'm eating solid foods again.

Movie: Ghost Dad
Elliot Hopper: You know, one of the good things about being a ghost is that lights on, lights off, I'm still here.

Movie: Ghost Dad