Ghostbusters: Answer the Call Quotes
Cabbie: I don't go to Chinatown, I don't drive wackos, and I ain't afraid of no ghosts!
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Patty Tolan: [turns around and sees a mannequin right behind her]Was that there before? Please don't answer. [the mannequin starts chasing her]
Patty Tolan: I said don't answer!
Patty Tolan: I said don't answer!
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Erin Gilbert: What year is it?
Jillian Holtzmann: It's 2040. Our president is a plant!
Jillian Holtzmann: It's 2040. Our president is a plant!
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Patty Tolan: [about Rowan's huge transformation]What part of small and friendly did he not understand?
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Patty Tolan: That's where I saw that weird sparking thing.
Jillian Holtzmann: What was it?
Patty Tolan: Baby, if I knew what it was, I wouldn't have called it a 'weird sparking thing'.
Jillian Holtzmann: What was it?
Patty Tolan: Baby, if I knew what it was, I wouldn't have called it a 'weird sparking thing'.
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Patty Tolan: [as a ghost leaves on the subway]I guess he's going to Queens - he's going to be the third scariest thing on that train.
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Jillian Holtzmann: [eating Pringles chips from the can]Just try saying no to these salty parabolas!
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Erin Gilbert: Why am I operating the untested nuclear laser?
Jillian Holtzmann: You have the longest arms.
Jillian Holtzmann: You have the longest arms.
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Agent Hawkins: Do you have any idea how many federal regulations you are breaking on a daily basis?
Jillian Holtzmann: One?
Agent Rorke: No.
Jillian Holtzmann: Two?
Agent Rorke: No.
Jillian Holtzmann: Is it one?
Jillian Holtzmann: One?
Agent Rorke: No.
Jillian Holtzmann: Two?
Agent Rorke: No.
Jillian Holtzmann: Is it one?
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Jillian Holtzmann: [smashes a guitar on stage and hands it back to its owner]Sorry. I can't buy you another one.
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Kevin: Would it be okay if I bring Mike Hat to work sometimes? He has major anxiety problems.
Abby Yates: You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you, but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.
Kevin: Oh, I don't have a cat. He's a dog. His name's Mike Hat.
Abby Yates: Your dog's name is Mike Hat?
Kevin: Mike Hat.
Erin Gilbert: Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?
Kevin: Well, his full name is Michael Hat.
Abby Yates: I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs... so.
Kevin: You know, it's all right. He lives with my mum.
Abby Yates: You know what? I would love to let your cat live here with you, but I have a pretty severe cat allergy.
Kevin: Oh, I don't have a cat. He's a dog. His name's Mike Hat.
Abby Yates: Your dog's name is Mike Hat?
Kevin: Mike Hat.
Erin Gilbert: Your dog's name is Mike, last name Hat?
Kevin: Well, his full name is Michael Hat.
Abby Yates: I can't say that I'm allergic to dogs... so.
Kevin: You know, it's all right. He lives with my mum.
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Patty Tolan: [seeing a room filled with mannequins]Okay, room full of nightmares.
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Basement Cop: Whoa, nobody called for a Clark Kent strippergram!
Kevin: [possessed by Rowan]Clark Kent? Oh, because of the glasses and the handsomeness.
Kevin: [possessed by Rowan]Clark Kent? Oh, because of the glasses and the handsomeness.
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Jillian Holtzmann: [Holstering her proton thrower]Forgot about my new toys.
Jillian Holtzmann: [Twin pistol-sized throwers emerge from her pack. She licks one]Let's go.
Jillian Holtzmann: [Twin pistol-sized throwers emerge from her pack. She licks one]Let's go.
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[sees Erin pounding on the windows of the restaurant] Jennifer Lynch: She thinks it's a sliding door. She thinks they're all doors. That's sad - she's a scientist.
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Jillian Holtzmann: You guys, this is exactly how I pictured my death!
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Agent Rorke: Sheriff in New Mexico reports a UFO encounter, the crew of the S.S. Ourang Medan dies mysteriously, the entire town of Langville, Montana goes missing.
Jillian Holtzmann: It does?
Abby Yates: Okay, but we're talking about relocating. No one's being killed here. Right?
Mayor Bradley: They were turned inside out.
Erin Gilbert: Their skin is on the inside of their body?
Mayor Bradley: Their skin is on the inside of their body because their organs are on the outside.
Abby Yates: But, they're okay, right?
Mayor Bradley: Sure.
Jillian Holtzmann: I think they're dead...
Jillian Holtzmann: It does?
Abby Yates: Okay, but we're talking about relocating. No one's being killed here. Right?
Mayor Bradley: They were turned inside out.
Erin Gilbert: Their skin is on the inside of their body?
Mayor Bradley: Their skin is on the inside of their body because their organs are on the outside.
Abby Yates: But, they're okay, right?
Mayor Bradley: Sure.
Jillian Holtzmann: I think they're dead...
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Abby Yates: I'm just looking for a reasonable ratio of wontons to soup, this is madness!
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Jillian Holtzmann: [singing like Glinda in The Wizard of Oz]Come out, come out, wherever you are...
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Jillian Holtzmann: Ma'am, can you tell us where you got the world's tiniest bowtie?
Erin Gilbert: Uh, it came with the shirt.
Erin Gilbert: Uh, it came with the shirt.
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Jillian Holtzmann: Safety lights are for dudes!
Rebecca Gorin: Safety lights are for dudes. [They high-five]
Rebecca Gorin: I hate doing that.
Rebecca Gorin: Safety lights are for dudes. [They high-five]
Rebecca Gorin: I hate doing that.
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Tour Guide Garrett: Now, I'm gonna tell you something a little spooky. The morning of October 25, 1894, Sir Aldridge awoke furious when his breakfast was not waiting for him. So, he called to his servants, but none of them responded. Why? Because, during the night, one by one they had each been stabbed to death in their sleep. It was later discovered that they were murdered by his eldest daughter, Gertrude Aldridge. Sir Aldridge once wrote in his diary, 'I know God makes no mistakes, but I believe he may have been drunk when he built Gertrude's personality.'
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Patty Tolan: It smells like burnt baloney and regrets down here.
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Graffiti Artist: Let me fix this. [paints a red negation symbol over his cartoon ghost]
Graffiti Artist: There, no ghosts allowed.
Graffiti Artist: There, no ghosts allowed.
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Patty Tolan: [Presenting the hearse to the other ghostbusters]You get a car! And you get a car! And YOU get a car!
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[first lines] Tour Guide Garrett: The Aldridge Mansion is the only 19th century home in New York City preserved both inside and out. At the time of its construction, it was one of the most elegant homes in existence featuring every luxury including a face bidet and an anti-Irish security fence.
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