Gigli Quotes
[Larry answers the door]
Larry Gigli: Yeah?
Robin: Who the **** are you?
Larry Gigli: Who the **** are *you*? [Robin enters the apartment]
Larry Gigli: Excuse me.
Robin: What a ****hole.
Larry Gigli: Lady, I think you're in the wrong place.
Robin: No, you're in the wrong place! You have no idea. [She sees Brian]
Robin: Oh, and who the **** are you?
Brian: You're the **** are you.
Robin: What?
Brian: Huh?
Larry Gigli: Yeah?
Robin: Who the **** are you?
Larry Gigli: Who the **** are *you*? [Robin enters the apartment]
Larry Gigli: Excuse me.
Robin: What a ****hole.
Larry Gigli: Lady, I think you're in the wrong place.
Robin: No, you're in the wrong place! You have no idea. [She sees Brian]
Robin: Oh, and who the **** are you?
Brian: You're the **** are you.
Robin: What?
Brian: Huh?
Movie: Gigli
Brian: She's like the ones at the Baywatch. They make my penis sneeze.
Larry Gigli: You got a good sense of humor,you know that?
Brian: God bless you.
Larry Gigli: Thank you.
Brian: No, not you, stupid. When my penis sneezes, I say, 'God bless you'... God bless you, penis.
Larry Gigli: You got a good sense of humor,you know that?
Brian: God bless you.
Larry Gigli: Thank you.
Brian: No, not you, stupid. When my penis sneezes, I say, 'God bless you'... God bless you, penis.
Movie: Gigli
Det. Stanley Jacobellis: Your door's not thick enough to pretend you're not home when you're home.
Movie: Gigli
[last lines]
Ricki: Like your mother said, life's not always black and white. Sometimes you just never know.
Larry Gigli: Are you driving, or are you bullshitting?
Ricki: I'm driving.
Ricki: Like your mother said, life's not always black and white. Sometimes you just never know.
Larry Gigli: Are you driving, or are you bullshitting?
Ricki: I'm driving.
Movie: Gigli