Gin Tama Quotes
[Shinpachi and Kagura are on a roof, being chased by the yakuza]
Kagura: Do you finally agree we should use a helicopter?
Shinpachi: Well, we don’t have that kind of money.
Kagura: Oh, there’s one right now. Hey! Right over here! [man in helicopter starts shooting them with a machine gun]
Kagura: Do you finally agree we should use a helicopter?
Shinpachi: Well, we don’t have that kind of money.
Kagura: Oh, there’s one right now. Hey! Right over here! [man in helicopter starts shooting them with a machine gun]
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Gintoki: Um, do you have any Jump?
Old Cashier: If you want an Akamaru Jump (red circle Jump), then yeah.
Gintoki: Akamaru Jump…
Old Cashier: If you want an Akamaru Jump (red circle Jump), then yeah.
Gintoki: Akamaru Jump…
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Shinpachi: Good grief, they’re persistent. How long will they chase us?
Kagura: How do you expect to help me? You can’t even get us a helicopter.
Shinpachi: That’s impossible. I couldn’t even get a remote control helicopter.
Kagura: That’s no excuse. You should’ve called us a helicopter, you useless lump.
Kagura: How do you expect to help me? You can’t even get us a helicopter.
Shinpachi: That’s impossible. I couldn’t even get a remote control helicopter.
Kagura: That’s no excuse. You should’ve called us a helicopter, you useless lump.
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[Shinpachi and Kagura are stuck in a trashcan, and have been pushed onto the train tracks. Shinpachi sees a train coming]
Shinpachi: This timing’s just like some manga!
Shinpachi: This timing’s just like some manga!
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Hideaki Sorachi[drawn as a gorilla]: It’s hard to use a pen, but it’s hard to use a colored pencil too! It’s really hard to write manga. But hey, it’s hard to live. I want to be a cheese bum!
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[Gintoki is reading Jump, while Kagura is shaving the yazuka’s afro]
Gintoki: Well, I didn’t really come to save you. I was looking for Jump and just happened to come to the station.
Shinpachi: So our lives aren’t worth 230 yen?
Gintoki: Well, I didn’t really come to save you. I was looking for Jump and just happened to come to the station.
Shinpachi: So our lives aren’t worth 230 yen?
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Otose: What’s with this girl? She’s already eaten five bowls!
Shinpachi: Five, eh? She’s still got a long way to go.
Gintoki: We’ve got nothing left at home but salt and sugar.
Shinpachi: Five, eh? She’s still got a long way to go.
Gintoki: We’ve got nothing left at home but salt and sugar.
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Gintoki: Shinpachi?
Shinpachi: Yes?
Gintoki: Do you have a girlfriend?
Shinpachi: What’s with this all of a sudden?
Gintoki: How would you like to date an older woman. Otose, that is.
Shinpachi: Why would I date her? Who the hell do you think I am?
Shinpachi: Yes?
Gintoki: Do you have a girlfriend?
Shinpachi: What’s with this all of a sudden?
Gintoki: How would you like to date an older woman. Otose, that is.
Shinpachi: Why would I date her? Who the hell do you think I am?
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Shinpachi: Rather than worrying about an alien, we should be worrying about keeping a roof over our heads.
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Gintoki: [voiceover] This anime is already hard enough for kids to understand. If you keep this up, we’ll lose our time slot! So Gintoki screamed in his mind…
Shinpachi: [voiceover] Screamed? Hey, don’t copy me, Gin-san.
Gintoki: [voiceover] Cretin. Do you think such tomfoolery will affect me?
Shinpachi: [voiceover] Screamed? Hey, don’t copy me, Gin-san.
Gintoki: [voiceover] Cretin. Do you think such tomfoolery will affect me?
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[Okita has been watching the battle between Hijikata and Gintoki]
Okita: He’s an interesting man. I’d like to cross swords with him myself.
Kondo: Don’t bother. He’d kick your ass, Sougou. He’s the kind of guy who’s fighting another battle far away, even as a sword swings at his throat. Fair or unfair, it doesn’t matter to him.
Okita: He’s an interesting man. I’d like to cross swords with him myself.
Kondo: Don’t bother. He’d kick your ass, Sougou. He’s the kind of guy who’s fighting another battle far away, even as a sword swings at his throat. Fair or unfair, it doesn’t matter to him.
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Otae: We already have one useless, pubescent boy living here, so taking on another would be…
Shinpachi: What do you mean, “useless”? And this is a dog!
Shinpachi: What do you mean, “useless”? And this is a dog!
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Shinpachi: He certainly looks cute, doesn’t he…
Gintoki: He must be a bio-weapon in the shape of a dog.
Gintoki: He must be a bio-weapon in the shape of a dog.
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Gintoki: Listen up! My huge stash of chocolate that I’ve been hoarding has recently disappeared. Whoever ate it, raise your hand. If you fess up now, I’ll only ¾ of the way kill you.
Shinpachi: 3 quarters is almost fully dead. And you should really stop this, or you’re going to get diabetes.
Kagura: Another embassy recently attacked.(Nose bleeds) Oh this place sure is scary Popi, Momi.
Gintoki: You’re the scary one, bleeding from the nose with such a contented look. Was my chocolate tasty?
Kagura: You don’t get a nosebleed from eating chocolate.
Gintoki: Don’t dodge the question! I can smell it in your blood!
Kagura: Don’t be ridiculous. I just picked a little too hard.
Gintoki: And why would a girl your age pick hard enough to get a nosebleed?! Are you a retired cop or something?!
Shinpachi: I don’t get your reasoning! Hey, calm down! (scooter crashes into Otose's shop.)
Shinpachi: 3 quarters is almost fully dead. And you should really stop this, or you’re going to get diabetes.
Kagura: Another embassy recently attacked.(Nose bleeds) Oh this place sure is scary Popi, Momi.
Gintoki: You’re the scary one, bleeding from the nose with such a contented look. Was my chocolate tasty?
Kagura: You don’t get a nosebleed from eating chocolate.
Gintoki: Don’t dodge the question! I can smell it in your blood!
Kagura: Don’t be ridiculous. I just picked a little too hard.
Gintoki: And why would a girl your age pick hard enough to get a nosebleed?! Are you a retired cop or something?!
Shinpachi: I don’t get your reasoning! Hey, calm down! (scooter crashes into Otose's shop.)
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Otose: Hey, what the hell are you doing, crashing into my store?! You’d better be prepared to die!
Delivery man: I’m sorry; I didn’t get enough sleep last night.
Otose: Then I’ll let you sleep for all eternity!
Delivery man: I’m sorry; I didn’t get enough sleep last night.
Otose: Then I’ll let you sleep for all eternity!
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Shinpachi: Kagura-chan, call for an ambulance.
Kagura: Ambulance! Ambulance!
Gintoki: He didn’t mean it literally.
Kagura: Ambulance! Ambulance!
Gintoki: He didn’t mean it literally.
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Dog Amanto: What the hell are you doing here? You wanna get your asses kicked, woof?
Shinpachi: No, we were just asked to deliver something.
Gintoki: Hey Kagura, we’d better give…
Kagura: [crouching down] Come here, doggy, I’ll give you a treat!
Gintoki: What the hell are you doing?!
Shinpachi: No, we were just asked to deliver something.
Gintoki: Hey Kagura, we’d better give…
Kagura: [crouching down] Come here, doggy, I’ll give you a treat!
Gintoki: What the hell are you doing?!
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Kagura: In the end, the idiots are just used. But I like those idiots better. I hate you though.
Shinpachi: Hey, did you just insult me without an accent?
Kagura: I don’t like men with glasses.
Shinpachi: What the hell? Your character is changing!
Shinpachi: Hey, did you just insult me without an accent?
Kagura: I don’t like men with glasses.
Shinpachi: What the hell? Your character is changing!
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Katsura: What are you doing here?
Gintoki: Well, I suppose I’m doing something odd, like jogging or taking a walk or something like that.
Katsura: That’s fine then.
Gintoki: Well, I suppose I’m doing something odd, like jogging or taking a walk or something like that.
Katsura: That’s fine then.
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[Gintoki meets a samurai wearing a hat that covers his eyes]
Gintoki: Why are you hiding your eyes like that? Have you been up all night playing tetris?
Gintoki: Why are you hiding your eyes like that? Have you been up all night playing tetris?
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[The money lender has come for Shinpachi and Otae’s Father’s debt]
Amanto: Just give me my money, and quick! I’ve got to get it quick so I can watch my TV drama!
Amanto: Just give me my money, and quick! I’ve got to get it quick so I can watch my TV drama!
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[The money lender is about to hit Otae]
Gintoki: Leave it at that. Even though she was raised by gorillas, she’s still a woman.
Gintoki: Leave it at that. Even though she was raised by gorillas, she’s still a woman.
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Samurai: Now, fair and square.
Gintoki: Heh. Fair? [puts hand on his sword] Don’t make me laugh. [runs away]
Samurai: Bah! He’s running! He turned tail and ran! After him!
Gintoki: [while running] In this modern age, sword fighting isn’t the thing to do, you know. [climbs over the wall] Sorry, but there’s something I want to watch on TV at four.
Gintoki: Heh. Fair? [puts hand on his sword] Don’t make me laugh. [runs away]
Samurai: Bah! He’s running! He turned tail and ran! After him!
Gintoki: [while running] In this modern age, sword fighting isn’t the thing to do, you know. [climbs over the wall] Sorry, but there’s something I want to watch on TV at four.
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Shinpachi: Gin-san! S-save me!
Gintoki: Oi, oi, why are you letting them chase you, idiot?
Shinpachi: I’m not letting them chase me!
Gintoki: Oi, oi, why are you letting them chase you, idiot?
Shinpachi: I’m not letting them chase me!
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Samurai: We finally cornered you!
Gintoki: What are you talking about? We LET you corner us.
Kagura: Be thankful!
Samurai: What the hell? Are you being a sore loser? Do you think we’re idiots? You led us all around town.
Gintoki: What are you talking about? We LET you corner us.
Kagura: Be thankful!
Samurai: What the hell? Are you being a sore loser? Do you think we’re idiots? You led us all around town.
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