Glee Quotes
Rachel: I'm only really generous if there's something in it for me.
Finn: Yeah. But I still like you.
Finn: Yeah. But I still like you.
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Mike: I don't wanna do it.
Tina: We're duets partners. You have to sing!
Mike: I don't even know if I can sing! Everyone knows I'm here to do one thing...dance. You sing and I'll dance around you. You'll be fine.
Tina: We're duets partners. You have to sing!
Mike: I don't even know if I can sing! Everyone knows I'm here to do one thing...dance. You sing and I'll dance around you. You'll be fine.
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Mike: But there was salad, my mom had salad last night!
Tina: My salad had chicken feet in it! At Breadstix, they don't have chicken feet in the salad! All I want is a normal night out, with a normal dinner, and a normal salad that doesn't have chicken feet in it!
Tina: My salad had chicken feet in it! At Breadstix, they don't have chicken feet in the salad! All I want is a normal night out, with a normal dinner, and a normal salad that doesn't have chicken feet in it!
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Sam: Aren't duets supposed to be like, between a girl and guy?
Kurt: Well, Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor would protest.
Sam: Who?
Kurt: Make'em Laugh? Singing in the Rain?
Sam: [looks confused] Sorry.
Kurt: 1952? Nothing? Okay, maybe you are straight.
Kurt: Well, Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor would protest.
Sam: Who?
Kurt: Make'em Laugh? Singing in the Rain?
Sam: [looks confused] Sorry.
Kurt: 1952? Nothing? Okay, maybe you are straight.
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Finn: You can't do this to him.
Kurt: You're overreacting.
Finn: If he sings with you, you're painting a bull's eye on his back.
Kurt: Once again your closeted homophobia seeps in the surface on the contents of a cracked cesspool.
Kurt: You're overreacting.
Finn: If he sings with you, you're painting a bull's eye on his back.
Kurt: Once again your closeted homophobia seeps in the surface on the contents of a cracked cesspool.
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Finn: I'm with Rachel now. She's a lot shorter than Quinn and she talks a lot, but I love her.
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Santana: And just so you know I already bought custom bibs for me and Mercedes here. You know why? Cause we be going
Santana & Mercedes: To Breadstix.
Santana & Mercedes: To Breadstix.
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Mike: [nervous] ...I don't think I can do this.
Tina: It's the perfect song for this very situation.
Tina: It's the perfect song for this very situation.
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[After Rachel and Finn finish singing. Mike claps a little, Tina stops him]
Mercedes: Okay, do I even have to say it?
Sam: That was rude.
Tina: Like really rude.
Quinn: I seriously wanted to punch both of you.
Mercedes: Okay, do I even have to say it?
Sam: That was rude.
Tina: Like really rude.
Quinn: I seriously wanted to punch both of you.
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Brittany: I was going to order us one really, really long piece of spaghetti like in Lady and the Tramp. I've been practicing nudging the meatball across the table with my nose.
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Quinn: I've been down this path before. I know this feeling. L-like I need you! Duets don't work for me. And I don't need you. What I NEED is to find a way to keep Santana off my heels. What I NEED is to find new ways to torture Rachel.
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Quinn: [to Rachel] What's your angle? Me winning means you losing, and you'll do whatever it takes to make sure that doesn't happen. So what's in it for you?
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Rachel: Hey, I have something I want to talk to you about.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.
Kurt: Please, not another pregnancy.
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Rachel: I think you and I are a little more similar than you might think.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
Kurt: That's a terrible thing to say.
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Quinn: Does that work on the girls where you're from? The impressions, the bad jokes, the Navi?
Sam: I don't know. I went to an all boys boarding school.
Quinn: [nods] Now it makes sense.
Sam: I don't know. I went to an all boys boarding school.
Quinn: [nods] Now it makes sense.
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Sam: I know what's it's like to have a secret you're ashamed of.
Quinn: [gasps] So...so you are gay!
Quinn: [gasps] So...so you are gay!
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Sam: What are you doing?
Quinn: We're not using them. You're paying.
Sam: Why?
Quinn: Because a gentleman always pays on the first date.
Quinn: We're not using them. You're paying.
Sam: Why?
Quinn: Because a gentleman always pays on the first date.
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Kurt: You know they make shampoo for color treated hair.
Sam: I don't dye my hair!
Kurt: Uh-huh.
Sam: I don't dye my hair!
Kurt: Uh-huh.
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Kurt: So what are you going to be for Halloween this year?
Brittany: I'm going as a peanut allergy.
Brittany: I'm going as a peanut allergy.
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Will: Sam, I'd like you to play the role of the Creature.
Sam: [confused] From the Black Lagoon?
Quinn: Rocky. He's like the Frankenstein character, but blond. You'll kill the part. He's cute....just like you.
Sam: [confused] From the Black Lagoon?
Quinn: Rocky. He's like the Frankenstein character, but blond. You'll kill the part. He's cute....just like you.
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Kurt: There is no way I'm playing a transvestite in high heels and fishnets and wearing lipstick.
Santana: Why, cause that look was last season?
Santana: Why, cause that look was last season?
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Finn: I don't know what's going in this script and it's not in a cool Inception way.
Rachel: Just try it, okay? Okay, so they take off our wet clothes and we do the rest of the scene in our underwear.
Finn: Wait, I'm in my tighty whities?
Rachel: Yeah.
Finn: I can’t be on stage in front of the whole school in my tighty whities. They’re gonna be able to see my whole business.
Rachel: Just try it, okay? Okay, so they take off our wet clothes and we do the rest of the scene in our underwear.
Finn: Wait, I'm in my tighty whities?
Rachel: Yeah.
Finn: I can’t be on stage in front of the whole school in my tighty whities. They’re gonna be able to see my whole business.
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