Glee Quotes

Tim: (while convincing Sue to do the expose)And you can replace killer bees with whatever you want.
Barry: Terrorists.
Tim: Mexicans.
Barry: Mexican terrorists.
Tim: Ants.
Barry: Mexican terrorist ants...

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Carl: You all have a role to fill and I'm just trying to help fill it.
Santana: Wanky.

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Becky: Give me chocolate or I will cut you!

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Will: And action! [Music starts and the elevator starts going down]
Rachel: [walking backwards to the elevator with Finn] Oh Brad, let's get out of here! I'm cold, I'm wet and I'm just plain scared!
Finn: Well I'm here. There's nothing to worry about.
Mercedes: [turns around and opens the elevator door]
Rachel: [turns to Mercedes] Ahhh! [faints]

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Mercedes: (to Rachel) I'd like to preserve you. In a jar. In my basement.

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Finn: Yea, I don’t need to hid behind my muscles like you do.

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Finn: I know I’m a big athlete and it’s not manly or anything, but I’m kinda insecure about how I look.

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Will: First, the acapella choir from the all-boys private school in Westerville, the Dalton Academy Warblers.
Santana: Okay, hold up. Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head.

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Will: All right guys, let's get down to business. First, let's welcome back Noah Puckerman. [to Puck] Puck, I hope your time in juvie has taught you a lesson or two about right and wrong.
Puck: Are you kidding me? I ruled that place. All I did was crack skulls and lift weights all day.
Quinn: Wow, what a catch. I can't believe I ever let you go.

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Will: Kurt, gonna say it again, boys team.

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Puck: You two show up at Breadsticks tomorrow night around 7 and if we don't find hotter chicks to date, we might show up.
Santana: You are so cool.

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Kurt: You, like everyone else at this school, are too quick to let homophobia slide. And your lessons plans are boring.

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Santana: If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team.

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Santana: Wait, something’s definitely wrong. Why isn’t Rachel talking?

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Puck: I flex my left pec, then I flex my right pec, and I say to the guy, ‘Leggo my Eggo.’ And you know what he does? He let’s go of my Eggo!
Santana: You should be our nation’s president.

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Kurt: The Fury?
Karofsky: That's the name of my fist.
Kurt: Well, with that level of creativity you could easily become assistant manager of a rendering plant.

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Kurt: Hey, You! I am talking you!
Karofsky: Girl's locker room is next door.
Kurt': What is your problem?
Karofsky: 'Scuse me?
Kurt: What are you so scared of?
Karofsky: Besides you sneaking a peak at my junk?
Kurt: Oh yeah, every straight guys nightmare that all us gays are secretly out to molest and convert you. Well guess what, hamhog? You're not my type.
Karofshy: Is that right?
Kurt: Yeah. I don't dig on chubby boys who sweat too much and are gonna be bald by the time they're 30.
Karofsky: [holds up fist] Do not push me Hummel.
Kurt: You gonna hit me? Do it.
Karofsky: [angrier] Don't push me!
Kurt: Hit me cause it's not gonna change the way I am. You can't punch the gay out of me more than I can punch the ignoramus out of you!
Karofsky: GET OUTTA MY FACE!
Kurt: You are nothing but a little boy who can't handle how extraordinarily ordinary you are!
Karosky: [kisses Kurt then attempts to kiss Kurt again and is pushed away] UGH! [leaves the locker room leaving Kurt shocked]

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Quinn: A little something something always leads to something more. I've been there, remember?

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Quinn: Is this hot enough for you?

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Quinn: When we're Prom King and Queen, it'll feel just as good as a little something something.

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Quinn: I said, say my name.
Sam: [imagining Beiste]
Beiste: [wearing a cheerleader suit] I said, say my name.
Sam: Beiste.
Quinn: [stops kissing Sam] Are you okay?

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Will: And now you've been kissed.

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Blaine: [in a text] Courage

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Blaine: Prejudice is just ignorance, Kurt.

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Rachel: I'm sorry, what exactly did we do?
Finn: No, it's us, the boys.
Mike: And Tina.

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Finn: Coach Beiste, we think you’re awesome. And even though you’re all hard and tough on the outside, it doesn’t mean you’re not the opposite on the inside.
Sam: Like a chocolate turtle.
Finn: Totally. You’re nougaty.

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Kurt: It's very civilized for you to invited me for coffee before you beat me up for spying.

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Kurt: There's this Neanderthal who's made it his mission to make my life a living hell - and no one seems to notice.

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Quinn: [about Coach Beiste] Look, I get it. She’s in a position of power over you — which can be exciting — and you clearly like women who give you a hard time.

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Will: [turns around and sees everyone as little kids] Okay, I definitely have a fever.
Young Santana: Looking good Puckerman. Someone's been eating their Wheaties.
Young Puck: [kisses his muscles] These guns are fully loaded.
Young Rachel: Mr Schue? I for one think we should use our set list for Sectionals to explore the ouevre of one Bernadette Peters.
Young Brittany: Someday, I'm going to Paris to visit the Oeuvre.
Young Mike: I just want to dance.
Young Mercedes: Mr. Schuester? You look a little green.

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