Glee Quotes
Finn: Did I do something wrong? Cause before you were kind of all over me, now you just yell at me all the time.
Rachel: I don't know what you're talking about.
Finn: Is this about what happened in the auditorium?
Rachel: No. [Rachel walks away]
Finn: Do you want to talk about it?
Rachel: No, and neither do you. Just I know that what happened in the auditorium was real. You have feelings for me, you're just too afraid to admit it.
Rachel: I don't know what you're talking about.
Finn: Is this about what happened in the auditorium?
Rachel: No. [Rachel walks away]
Finn: Do you want to talk about it?
Rachel: No, and neither do you. Just I know that what happened in the auditorium was real. You have feelings for me, you're just too afraid to admit it.
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Sandy: I've got two words for you: Josh Groban.
Howard: Who is Josh Groban?
Sandy: 'Who is Josh Groban?' Kill yourself! [calming down] He is an angel sent from heaven to release platinum records unto us. And if he were here right now, he'd club you to death with his Critic's Choice Award.
Howard: Who is Josh Groban?
Sandy: 'Who is Josh Groban?' Kill yourself! [calming down] He is an angel sent from heaven to release platinum records unto us. And if he were here right now, he'd club you to death with his Critic's Choice Award.
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Mercedes: Damn Kurt! This car is fly!
Kurt: My dad got it for my sweet sixteen after I swore to stop wearing form-fitting sweaters that stop at the knee. [camera shows he is wearing one such sweater. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
Kurt: My dad got it for my sweet sixteen after I swore to stop wearing form-fitting sweaters that stop at the knee. [camera shows he is wearing one such sweater. What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
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Dakota Stanley: Artie, you're cut, you're not trying hard enough.
Artie: At what?
Dakota Stanley: At walking.
Artie: At what?
Dakota Stanley: At walking.
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Dakota Stanley: What was that, Frankenteen? Why don't you wipe that dopey look off your face and get some lotion for those knuckles you've been dragging on the ground?
Finn: What's wrong with you?
Dakota Stanley: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me is that you're freakishly tall! I feel like a woodland creature!
Finn: What's wrong with you?
Dakota Stanley: What's wrong with me? What's wrong with me is that you're freakishly tall! I feel like a woodland creature!
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Dakota Stanley: What's your point?
Rachel: Our point is that...you're fired. [looks Stanley up and down] And I'm taller than you.
Dakota Stanley: Not by much.
Rachel: Our point is that...you're fired. [looks Stanley up and down] And I'm taller than you.
Dakota Stanley: Not by much.
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Josh Groban: I just came to say…stop emailing me. This is a restraining order. Stop sending me nude photos!
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Finn: It's nutty in there. I tried to talk sense into Rachel, but she's gone all chick batty.
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Finn: Of course he doesn't want anything to do with us, after you kicked him in the nads!
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Kurt: OK, stop it right there, Mercedes. We are in Glee club. That means we are the bottom of the social heap. Special Ed kids will get more play than we will.
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Kurt: It's OK. My Dad took my baby [car] away when he found my tiara collection in my hope chest.
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Mercedes: Have you ever kissed anybody?
Kurt: Yes. If by somebody you mean the tender crook of my elbow.
Kurt: Yes. If by somebody you mean the tender crook of my elbow.
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Sue: Not everyone's going to have the walnuts to take a pro-littering stance, but I will not rest until every inch of our fair state is covered in garbage. That's why I pay taxes. It keeps garbage men working so they can afford tacos to feed their family.
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Sue: Boy, the only thing missing from this place is a couple dozen bodies limed and rotting in shallow graves under the floorboards.
Sandy: Please, have a seat on the casting couch.
Sandy: Oh, it is so wonderful to finally have some Sandy time. I have my bridge game on Friday, Saturday I am fully committed at the local cat rescue.
Sue: Sandy, let's cut the crap.
Sandy: [crying] I'm living in a cocoon of horror! Yesterday I ate nine cans of aerosol whipped cream!
Sandy: Please, have a seat on the casting couch.
Sandy: Oh, it is so wonderful to finally have some Sandy time. I have my bridge game on Friday, Saturday I am fully committed at the local cat rescue.
Sue: Sandy, let's cut the crap.
Sandy: [crying] I'm living in a cocoon of horror! Yesterday I ate nine cans of aerosol whipped cream!
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|Will: You have always been out to get me.
Sue: If I were out to get you, you'd be pickling in a mason jar on my shelf by now.
Sue: If I were out to get you, you'd be pickling in a mason jar on my shelf by now.
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Finn: Check this out. I got this at the school library. Did you know you can just borrow books from there? All of 'em, except for the encyclopedias.
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Sue: You know, there's a question I get asked a lot. Whether I'm accepting an honorary doctorate or performing a citizen's arrest, people ask me, "Sue, what's your secret?" Well, I'll tell you my secret, western Ohio. Sue Sylvester's not afraid to shake things up. You know, I'm tired of hearing people complain, "I'm riddled with this disease!" or "I was in that tsunami!" To them, I say, "Shake it up a bit! Get out of your box! Even if that box happens to be where you're living." I'll often yell at homeless people: "Hey, how's that homelessness working out for ya? Give not being homeless a try, huh?" You know something, Ohio? It's not easy to break out of your comfort zone. People will tear you down, tell you you shouldn't have bothered in the first place. But let me tell you something: there's not much of a difference between a stadium full of cheering fans and an angry crowd screaming abuse at you. They're both just making a lot of noise. How you take it is up to you. Convince yourself they're cheering for you. You do that, and someday, they will.
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Puck: Sup Milf?
Quinn: Leave me alone.
Puck: Who's the daddy? I just think it's kinda weird if it's Finn's 'cause you told me you were a virgin when we did it. And I know for a fact you didn't do it with him.
Quinn: How could you be so sure?
Puck: Finn's my boy. He would've told me.
Quinn: You make it a habit of sleeping with your boy's girlfriends?
Puck: Well, call the Vatican! we've got ourselves another immaculate conception! I'll take care of you now. You two. My dad's a dead beat. I don't roll that way.
Quinn: Weren't you fired from peeing in the Fry-O-Later?
Puck: I've got my pool cleaning business.
Quinn: We live in Ohio. I had sex with you cuz you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake. You're a Lima loser and you're always gonna be a Lima loser (runs to her car crying in the rain)
Quinn: Leave me alone.
Puck: Who's the daddy? I just think it's kinda weird if it's Finn's 'cause you told me you were a virgin when we did it. And I know for a fact you didn't do it with him.
Quinn: How could you be so sure?
Puck: Finn's my boy. He would've told me.
Quinn: You make it a habit of sleeping with your boy's girlfriends?
Puck: Well, call the Vatican! we've got ourselves another immaculate conception! I'll take care of you now. You two. My dad's a dead beat. I don't roll that way.
Quinn: Weren't you fired from peeing in the Fry-O-Later?
Puck: I've got my pool cleaning business.
Quinn: We live in Ohio. I had sex with you cuz you got me drunk on wine coolers and I felt fat that day. But it was a mistake. You're a Lima loser and you're always gonna be a Lima loser (runs to her car crying in the rain)
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Terri: [handing Quinn pregnancy supplements] Take three times a day, or your baby will be ugly.
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Kurt: My body is like a rum chocolate souffle. If I don't warm it up right, it doesn't rise.
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Puck: What's your problem?
Finn: Nothing, I just got a lot on my mind.
Puck: Seriously dude, what's going on? I'm your best friend. Talk.
Finn: It's personal.
Puck: I knew it. You're in love with Kurt!
Finn: Quinn's pregnant. She's keeping the baby.
Finn: Nothing, I just got a lot on my mind.
Puck: Seriously dude, what's going on? I'm your best friend. Talk.
Finn: It's personal.
Puck: I knew it. You're in love with Kurt!
Finn: Quinn's pregnant. She's keeping the baby.
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Will: Hey, how come you haven't had any morning sickness? Quinn Fabray's been upchucking every fifteen minutes.
Terri: Really? That's a really good sign! That means the baby's not a mongoloid!
Terri: Really? That's a really good sign! That means the baby's not a mongoloid!
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Finn: Wait. So, old people can join Glee Club now?
April Rhodes: Old? You kids look like the world's worst Benetton ad!
April Rhodes: Old? You kids look like the world's worst Benetton ad!
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Emma: A few years ago I started an online flirtation with a high school flame, Andy. Things got weird and I called it off and two months later…Versace was dead…dead.
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April Rhodes: Your lack of imagination astounds me! This is only the beginning! If you can master this, you can sneak anything out of a store between your knees: shoes, prom dresses. I once got a cake out of a kid's birthday party with the candles still lit!
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Emma: Kurt, I'm a girl who knows her solvents and your breath smells like rubbing alcohol.
Kurt: Oh, Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
Kurt: Oh, Bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mommy.
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Emma: I just got back from the emergency room. I had them give me four decontamination showers. I think they call that the full Silkwood.
Will: What happened?
Emma: Kurt was drunk and he ralphed on me. Not really fessing up to how he got the booze just yet, but I'm pretty sure it's not a fake I.D. because he looks like an eleven-year-old milkmaid. Will, I think it was April. Her backpack's always clinking with empties.
Will: What happened?
Emma: Kurt was drunk and he ralphed on me. Not really fessing up to how he got the booze just yet, but I'm pretty sure it's not a fake I.D. because he looks like an eleven-year-old milkmaid. Will, I think it was April. Her backpack's always clinking with empties.
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