Glee Quotes
Santana: My private feelings.
Brittany: [looks at Brad the pianist] What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. [to Brad] Sorry, no offense.
Brittany: [looks at Brad the pianist] What about him?
Santana: He's just furniture. [to Brad] Sorry, no offense.
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Brittany: [to Lord Tubington] Just because we're doing this interview together doesn't I'm not still mad at you. I know you started smoking again.
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Lauren: What about getting married?
Quinn: Oh, you can get married as many times as you want, you only get one shot at your junior prom.
Quinn: Oh, you can get married as many times as you want, you only get one shot at your junior prom.
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Brittany: I'm just going to dance. And then all your dates are going to ignore you and come dance with me. So, your dates are really my dates.
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Rachel: When I'm done rehearsing, I'd like your feedback. Tell me if I was brilliant or simply outstanding.
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Jesse: It's good to see you again, Rachel.
Rachel: Jesse... what are you doing here?
Jesse: I mean, how I was supposed to know that I was actually supposed to show to those other classes in school? I was majoring in show choir. I just assumed it would be like in Carmel and the school would get some Asian kid to take Math, English and scientific for me.
Rachel: That's awful.
Jesse: I came back to see you, Rachel. What I did to you... It's my one great regret.
Rachel: Yeah... It was kinda weird. One day you're telling me you loved me, and you were inexplicably throwing eggs at my head the next.
Jesse: I know, I know. I traded love for a fourth consecutive National championship. It was a bum deal. For a first maybe but for a fourth, no way. I've come to make amends. So... What are you doing for prom?
Rachel: Jesse... what are you doing here?
Jesse: I mean, how I was supposed to know that I was actually supposed to show to those other classes in school? I was majoring in show choir. I just assumed it would be like in Carmel and the school would get some Asian kid to take Math, English and scientific for me.
Rachel: That's awful.
Jesse: I came back to see you, Rachel. What I did to you... It's my one great regret.
Rachel: Yeah... It was kinda weird. One day you're telling me you loved me, and you were inexplicably throwing eggs at my head the next.
Jesse: I know, I know. I traded love for a fourth consecutive National championship. It was a bum deal. For a first maybe but for a fourth, no way. I've come to make amends. So... What are you doing for prom?
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Rachel: All I ask is that whomever I choose, that you be as supportive of him as I've been of you and Quinn even though I'm dying everyday inside.
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Santana: Teen gay, you may now proceed to the next checkpoint without fear of violence.
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Jesse: They say that the best time to start any business is during a recession. I don't know why or even what a recession is, but it's my understanding that we're in one.
Rachel: He's so smart, I can't believe he flunked out of college.
Rachel: He's so smart, I can't believe he flunked out of college.
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Finn: Hey, Jesse. What'd you order, scrambled eggs? I mean, I know you usually like them served on people's heads.
Jesse: Quinn, you look stunning. The ghost of Grace Kelly. Let me know if you get tired of your boyfriend stomping on your pretty little feet all night. I'd be more than happy to cut in.
Jesse: Quinn, you look stunning. The ghost of Grace Kelly. Let me know if you get tired of your boyfriend stomping on your pretty little feet all night. I'd be more than happy to cut in.
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Kurt: Isn't it great that prom is so inclusive this year?
Blaine: Someone for everyone.
Kurt: [looks at Karofsky and Santana] Even if it's a lie.
Blaine: Someone for everyone.
Kurt: [looks at Karofsky and Santana] Even if it's a lie.
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Finn: [pushes Jesse off Rachel] Hey! Dude, keep it PG.
Jesse: Dude, it's none of YB, your business.
Finn: Well this is my school so it is my business.
Jesse: Well, this isn't your girlfriend so beat it, MJ.
Jesse: Dude, it's none of YB, your business.
Finn: Well this is my school so it is my business.
Jesse: Well, this isn't your girlfriend so beat it, MJ.
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Jesse: I took a class at UCLA in judging for reality-TV shows, so I'm totally ready to give feedback that's both blistering and unhelpful.
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Jesse: I was writing notes about how you didn't have enough emotion in the song.
Santana: Oh, I have some feed back.
Mr. Schuester: Thank you, Santana.
Santana: I'm about to go all Lima Heights on you.
Santana: Oh, I have some feed back.
Mr. Schuester: Thank you, Santana.
Santana: I'm about to go all Lima Heights on you.
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Rachel: [goes after Quinn] Quinn, you need to calm down.
Quinn: This is your fault! Nobody would vote for me because they knew he would rather be with you.
Rachel: That's not true.
Quinn: [slaps Rachel across the cheek]
Rachel: [gasps and touches her cheek]
Quinn: [whispers] I'm so sorry.
Quinn: This is your fault! Nobody would vote for me because they knew he would rather be with you.
Rachel: That's not true.
Quinn: [slaps Rachel across the cheek]
Rachel: [gasps and touches her cheek]
Quinn: [whispers] I'm so sorry.
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Santana: [crying] How could my running mate win and I didn't? I mean, just because I hate everyone doesn't mean they have to hate me too.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.
Santana: Can't I just have one night when I'm queen?
Kurt; I'm not going back in there.
Santana: Where I'm accepted?
Kurt': No way.
Quinn: There's no way I'm staying here. I'm going to transfer.
Santana: As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.
Brittany: It's just a stupid crown. You can buy it at the Party Store.
Santana: Can't I just have one night when I'm queen?
Kurt; I'm not going back in there.
Santana: Where I'm accepted?
Kurt': No way.
Quinn: There's no way I'm staying here. I'm going to transfer.
Santana: As soon as we get to New York I'm bailing to live in a lesbian colony, or Tribeca.
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Kurt: I'm going to show them that it doesn't matter if they are yelling at me or whispering behind my back, they can't touch me. They can't touch us or what we have.
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Rachel: [checking her cheek] Most girls would be upset about getting slapped in the face, but…I happen to appreciate the drama of it. [gets a paper towel]
Quinn: [leans against the sink] I know you think it's hard to be you, Rachel, but at least you don't have to be terrified all of the time.
Rachel: What are you so scared of? [offers a paper towel to Quinn]
Quinn: [takes the paper towel] The future. When all this is gone.
Rachel: Look, you have nothing to be scared of. You're a very pretty girl, Quinn. You're the prettiest girl I've met Quinn but...you're a lot more than that.
Quinn: [leans against the sink] I know you think it's hard to be you, Rachel, but at least you don't have to be terrified all of the time.
Rachel: What are you so scared of? [offers a paper towel to Quinn]
Quinn: [takes the paper towel] The future. When all this is gone.
Rachel: Look, you have nothing to be scared of. You're a very pretty girl, Quinn. You're the prettiest girl I've met Quinn but...you're a lot more than that.
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Santana: They must have sensed I was a lesbian. They must have. Do I smell like a golf course?
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