Good Will Hunting Quotes
Sean : I just have a little question here. You could be a janitor anywhere. Why did work at the most prestigious technical college in the whole fuckin' world? And why did you sneak around at night and finish other people's formulas that only one or two people in the world could do and then lie about it? 'Cause I don't see a lot of honor in that, Will.
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Sean : There's honor, ya know, in taking that 40-minute so those college kids could come in the morning, and their floors are clean and their wastebaskets are empty. That's real work.
Will : That's right.
Sean : Right, and that's honorable. Sure, that's why you took that job. I mean, for the 'honor' of it.
Will : That's right.
Sean : Right, and that's honorable. Sure, that's why you took that job. I mean, for the 'honor' of it.
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Morgan : If you were gonna fight them, why didn't you fight them back there? We got snacks now!
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Will : What the fuck do you want?
Lambeau : My name is Gerald Lambeau. The guy who you told to go fuck himself.
Will : Well, what the fuck do you want?
Lambeau : My name is Gerald Lambeau. The guy who you told to go fuck himself.
Will : Well, what the fuck do you want?
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Will : You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sittin' there and the captain comes on and he does his whole, "We'll be cruising at 35,000 feet," then he puts the mike down but he forgets to turn it off. Then he turns to the copilot and goes, "You know, all I could go for right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him the mic's still on, and this guy behind me goes, "Hey hon, don't forget the coffee!"
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Sean : Put it on my tab
Tim : You ever plan on paying your tab?
Sean : Yeah, chief. I've got the winning lottery ticket right here.
Tim : What's the jackpot?
Sean : Twelve million.
Tim : I don't think that will cover it.
Sean : Yeah, but it'll cover your sex change operation!
Tim : You ever plan on paying your tab?
Sean : Yeah, chief. I've got the winning lottery ticket right here.
Tim : What's the jackpot?
Sean : Twelve million.
Tim : I don't think that will cover it.
Sean : Yeah, but it'll cover your sex change operation!
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Tom : [ irritated that the janitor is being unhelpful ] This is Professor Lambeau!
Head Janitor : [ taking Tom's remark as snobbery, he motions to his assistant ] And this is Professor Hays.
Head Janitor : [ taking Tom's remark as snobbery, he motions to his assistant ] And this is Professor Hays.
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Skylar : Do you have lots of brothers and sisters?
Will : I'm Irish Catholic, what do you think?
Skylar : But how many?
Will : You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Skylar : Why? Go on, what, 5? 7? 8? How many?
Will : I have 12 big brothers.
Skylar : You do not have 12 brothers.
Will : I swear to God, I swear to God, I'm lucky 13 right here.
Skylar : Do you know all their names?
Will : Do I... yeah, they're my brothers.
Skylar : What are they called?
Will : Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.
Skylar : Say it again.
Will : Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.
Skylar : ...and Willy.
Will : Willy? Will...
Will : I'm Irish Catholic, what do you think?
Skylar : But how many?
Will : You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
Skylar : Why? Go on, what, 5? 7? 8? How many?
Will : I have 12 big brothers.
Skylar : You do not have 12 brothers.
Will : I swear to God, I swear to God, I'm lucky 13 right here.
Skylar : Do you know all their names?
Will : Do I... yeah, they're my brothers.
Skylar : What are they called?
Will : Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.
Skylar : Say it again.
Will : Marky, Ricky, Danny, Terry, Mikey, Davey, Timmy, Tommy, Joey, Robby, Johnny, and Brian.
Skylar : ...and Willy.
Will : Willy? Will...
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[ first lines ]
Lambeau : Mod fx... squared... dx. So please finish Parceval, by next time. I know many of you had this as undergraduates, but it won't hurt to brush up.
Lambeau : Mod fx... squared... dx. So please finish Parceval, by next time. I know many of you had this as undergraduates, but it won't hurt to brush up.
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Sean : Do you like books?
Will : Yeah.
Sean : [ points to wall ] Did you read any of these books?
Will : I don't know.
Sean : [ points to shelf ] How about any of these books?
Will : Probably not.
Sean : What about the ones on the top shelf? You read those?
Will : [ looks ] Yeah, I read those.
Sean : Good for you. What do you think about 'em?
Will : Hey, I'm not here for a fuckin' book report. They're your books. Why don't you read them?
Sean : I did. I had to.
Will : Must've taken you a long time.
Sean : Yeah, it did.
Will : Yeah.
Sean : [ points to wall ] Did you read any of these books?
Will : I don't know.
Sean : [ points to shelf ] How about any of these books?
Will : Probably not.
Sean : What about the ones on the top shelf? You read those?
Will : [ looks ] Yeah, I read those.
Sean : Good for you. What do you think about 'em?
Will : Hey, I'm not here for a fuckin' book report. They're your books. Why don't you read them?
Sean : I did. I had to.
Will : Must've taken you a long time.
Sean : Yeah, it did.
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Chuckie : Christ, who did you call?
Will : No one. I forgot the number.
Morgan : You fuckin' retarded? You went all the way out there in the rain and you didn't bring the number?
Will : No, it was your mother's 900 number. I just ran out of quarters.
Morgan : Hey, how about we get off of mothers, alright? I just got off of yours!
Will : No one. I forgot the number.
Morgan : You fuckin' retarded? You went all the way out there in the rain and you didn't bring the number?
Will : No, it was your mother's 900 number. I just ran out of quarters.
Morgan : Hey, how about we get off of mothers, alright? I just got off of yours!
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Sean : Hey, Gerry, In the 1960s there was a young man that graduated from the University of Michigan. Did some brilliant work in mathematics. Specifically bounded harmonic functions. Then he went on to Berkeley. He was assistant professor. Showed amazing potential. Then he moved to Montana, and blew the competition away.
Lambeau : Yeah, so who was he?
Sean : Ted Kaczynski.
Lambeau : Haven't heard of him.
Sean : [ yelling to the bartender ] Hey, Timmy!
Timmy : Yo.
Sean : Who's Ted Kaczynski?
Timmy : Unabomber. [ Lambeau winces as he realizes the point Sean is making ]
Lambeau : Yeah, so who was he?
Sean : Ted Kaczynski.
Lambeau : Haven't heard of him.
Sean : [ yelling to the bartender ] Hey, Timmy!
Timmy : Yo.
Sean : Who's Ted Kaczynski?
Timmy : Unabomber. [ Lambeau winces as he realizes the point Sean is making ]
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Chuckie : Every day I come by your house and I pick you up. And we go out. We have a few drinks, and a few laughs, and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? For about ten seconds, from when I pull up to the curb and when I get to your door, 'cause I think, maybe I'll get up there and I'll knock on the door and you won't be there. No goodbye. No see you later. No nothing. You just left. I don't know much, but I know that.
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Skylar : Well, let's see if you can get this one. I've got a little story for you. All right. There's an old couple in bed. Mary and Paddy. And they wake up on the morning their... fiftieth anniversary. And Mary looks over and gazes adoringly at Paddy, she's like, "Aw, Jesus, Paddy. You're such a good lookin' feller. I love you. I want to give you a little present. Anything your little heart desires, I'm going to give it to ya'. What would you like?" And Paddy's like, "Aw, gee, Mary, that's a very sweet offer. Now, in fifty years, there's one thing that's been missing. And uh... I would like you to give me a blow job. I would like that." And Mary's like, "All right." She takes her teeth out, puts them in the glass and she gives him a blow job. And afterwards, Paddy's like, "Ah, geez, now THAT's what I've been missin'. That was the most beautiful, Earth-shatterin' thing ever. Beautiful Mary, I love ya'! Is there anything that I can do for you?" And Mary looks up at him and she goes, [ letting beer spill out of her mouth ]
Skylar : "Give us a kiss!"
Skylar : "Give us a kiss!"
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Chuckie : [ impersonating Will at a job interview ] You're suspect! Yeah, you! I don't know what your reputation is in this town, but after the shit you tried to pull today you can bet I'll be looking into you. Now the business we have, heretofore, you can speak with my aforementioned attorney. Good day, gentlemen; and until that day comes, keep your ear to the grindstone.
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Will : [ talking to Skylar ] What do you wanna know? That I don't have 12 brothers? That I'm a fuckin' orphan? You don't wanna hear that... no, you don't wanna hear that. You don't wanna hear that I got fuckin' cigarettes put out on me when I was a little kid! That this [ points to his left ribs ]
Will : is 'cause the motherfucker stabbed me! You don't wanna hear that shit, Skylar. Tell me you don't wanna hear that shit isn't fuckin' surgery!
Will : is 'cause the motherfucker stabbed me! You don't wanna hear that shit, Skylar. Tell me you don't wanna hear that shit isn't fuckin' surgery!
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Sean : Thought about what you said to me the other day. About my painting.
Will : Oh
Sean : Stayed up half the night thinking about it. Something occurred to me. I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep and haven't thought about you since. You know what occurred to me?
Will : No
Sean : You're just a kid. You don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about.
Will : Why, thank you.
Sean : It's all right. You've never been out of Boston.
Will : Nope
Sean : So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny... on every art book ever written. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations. Him and the pope. Sexual orientation. The whole works, right? I bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seeing that. If I ask you about women, you'll probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman... and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. I ask you about war, you'd probably ah throw Shakespeare at me, right? "Once more into the breach, dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap... and watched him gasp his last breath lookin' to you for help. If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet, but you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes. Feelin' like God put an angel on Earth just for you, who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleepin' sittin' up in a hospita
Will : Oh
Sean : Stayed up half the night thinking about it. Something occurred to me. I fell into a deep, peaceful sleep and haven't thought about you since. You know what occurred to me?
Will : No
Sean : You're just a kid. You don't have the faintest idea what you're talking about.
Will : Why, thank you.
Sean : It's all right. You've never been out of Boston.
Will : Nope
Sean : So if I asked you about art, you'd probably give me the skinny... on every art book ever written. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life's work, political aspirations. Him and the pope. Sexual orientation. The whole works, right? I bet you can't tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seeing that. If I ask you about women, you'll probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can't tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman... and feel truly happy. You're a tough kid. I ask you about war, you'd probably ah throw Shakespeare at me, right? "Once more into the breach, dear friends." But you've never been near one. You've never held your best friend's head in your lap... and watched him gasp his last breath lookin' to you for help. If I asked you about love, you'd probably quote me a sonnet, but you've never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone that could level you with her eyes. Feelin' like God put an angel on Earth just for you, who could rescue you from the depths of hell. And you wouldn't know what it's like to be her angel, to have that love for her be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer. And you wouldn't know about sleepin' sittin' up in a hospita
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Sean : You'll never have that kind of relationship in a world where you're afraid to take the first step because all you see is every negative thing 10 miles down the road.
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Sean : You'll have bad times, but it'll always wake you up to the good stuff you weren't paying attention to.
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