Gossip Girl Quotes
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] What's the difference between gossip and scandal? So glad you asked UES forever. Anyone can commit a minor indiscretion and generate a day's worth of buzz, but in order for gossip to birth a true scandal, it requires the right person to be in the wrong place.
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Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Is lowly Lonely Boy cheating on our queen? Sound unlikely? Does the name Georgina ring a bell? Get out your shovels and start digging the dirt, kids. Gossip Girl's gonna need a little help getting to the bottom of this mess.
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Gossip Girl: [voice-over] Take one "it" girl on a pedestal, add a crowd eager to see her fall, and give them the means to knock her down.
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Isabel Coates: Oh, my God- you'll never believe what's on Gossip Girl! Someone saw Serena getting off the train at Grand Central!
Chuck Bass: Good. Things were starting to get a little dull around here.
Chuck Bass: Good. Things were starting to get a little dull around here.
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Gossip Girl: [voice-over] They say a leopard can't change his spots, but some things do change. The path not taken can become a road trip. Being grounded can lead to something groundbreaking. And whether they're sweating it out on the sultry sidewalks... or cooling their heels in the Hamptons, no one does summer like New Yorkers. Grab your shades and your sunblock. This one looks like a scorcher. Until then, you know you love me, XOXO... Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl: [voice-over] They say a leopard can't change his spots, but some things do change. The path not taken can become a road trip. Being grounded can lead to something groundbreaking. And whether they're sweating it out on the sultry sidewalks... or cooling their heels in the Hamptons, no one does summer like New Yorkers. Grab your shades and your sunblock. This one looks like a scorcher. Until then, you know you love me, XOXO... Gossip Girl.
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Blair: Martini?
Jenny: No thanks, I don't like vodka.
Blair: Well, that's good. Because this is gin, as it should be.
Jenny: No thanks, I don't like vodka.
Blair: Well, that's good. Because this is gin, as it should be.
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Blair: If you didn't pay your rent with it, what did you do with Chuck's money?
Vanessa: I may have created a medical grant for teens with genital herpes. In his name.
Vanessa: I may have created a medical grant for teens with genital herpes. In his name.
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Gossip Girl: Who am I? That's one secret I'll never tell. You know you love me. XOXO, Gossip Girl.
Gossip Girl: Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattans elite.
Gossip Girl: Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattans elite.
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Chuck: So smoke up, and seal the deal with Blair because you're also entitled to tap that ass.
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Gossip Girl: There's nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good catfight and this could be a classic.
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Chuck: [Suggestively] If you want to thank me...
Serena: It's a sandwich, Chuck.
Serena: It's a sandwich, Chuck.
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Chuck: Serena looked effing hot last night. There's something wrong with that level of perfection. It needs to be... violated.
Nate: You are deeply disturbed.
Chuck: And yet, you know I'm right. You're telling me if you had the chance --
Nate: I have a girlfriend.
Chuck: You guys have been dating since kindergarden and you haven't sealed the deal.
Nate: Who says "seal the deal"?
Nate: You are deeply disturbed.
Chuck: And yet, you know I'm right. You're telling me if you had the chance --
Nate: I have a girlfriend.
Chuck: You guys have been dating since kindergarden and you haven't sealed the deal.
Nate: Who says "seal the deal"?
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Chuck: Are you following us or something?
Dan: No. I, uh, I go to your school. [He gestures to their outfits]Identical uniforms. Kind of a tip-off.
Nate: [Sarcastically] That's funny.
[They exit the bus]
Dan: [Sarcastically, to himself] So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch?
Dan: No. I, uh, I go to your school. [He gestures to their outfits]Identical uniforms. Kind of a tip-off.
Nate: [Sarcastically] That's funny.
[They exit the bus]
Dan: [Sarcastically, to himself] So, you guys wanna sit together at lunch?
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Rufus: Guess whose dad is cool?!
Jenny: It's a trick question.
Dan: Yeah, 'cause it can't be ours.
Rufus: Ha ha, ha ha. Look at this: [He hands Dan a magazine]
Dan: Top Ten Forgotten Bands of the '90's.
Rufus: Yeah, check out who is number nine.
Jenny: He's very proud.
Dan: Hey. Hey, way to be forgotten!
Rufus: But that's how you get remembered!
Jenny: It's a trick question.
Dan: Yeah, 'cause it can't be ours.
Rufus: Ha ha, ha ha. Look at this: [He hands Dan a magazine]
Dan: Top Ten Forgotten Bands of the '90's.
Rufus: Yeah, check out who is number nine.
Jenny: He's very proud.
Dan: Hey. Hey, way to be forgotten!
Rufus: But that's how you get remembered!
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Serena: So, how's your mom doing? With the divorce and everything.
Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost fifteen pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.
Serena: I'm really sorry.
Blair: Yeah, I could tell, since you didn't call or write the entire time it was happening.
Serena: I, I know, it's just... boarding school --
Blair: I don't even know why you went to boarding school to begin with. Do you know how it felt calling your house when you didn't show up at school and having your mom say "Serena didn't tell you? That she moved to Connecticut?"
Serena: I just... I had to go, I... needed to get away from everything. Please, just trust me.
Blair: How can I trust you when I feel like I don't even know you?
Serena: Well, let's fix that. I saw you at school with Kati and Is and I get it. I don't wanna take any of that away from you.
Blair: Because it's just yours to take if you want it.
Serena: No, that's not what I mean. I miss you. I just want things to go back to the way they used to be. You know, walking to school together, dancing on tables at Bungalow, night swimming at your mom's country house? You're like my sister. Y'know, with our families... we need each other.
Blair: Well, you missed some classic Eleanor Waldorf meltdowns. If it wasn't such a tragedy it would've been funny. Actually, it kinda was.
[They laugh]
Serena: Well, I wish I could have been there.
Blair: You are now. Well, I have to go meet Nate. We kind of have something special planned.
Serena: Well, I don't want to keep you, but, um... [she hugs Blair] I love you, B.
Blair: I love you too, S.
Blair: Great. So, my dad left her for another man. She lost fifteen pounds, got an eye lift. It's been good for her.
Serena: I'm really sorry.
Blair: Yeah, I could tell, since you didn't call or write the entire time it was happening.
Serena: I, I know, it's just... boarding school --
Blair: I don't even know why you went to boarding school to begin with. Do you know how it felt calling your house when you didn't show up at school and having your mom say "Serena didn't tell you? That she moved to Connecticut?"
Serena: I just... I had to go, I... needed to get away from everything. Please, just trust me.
Blair: How can I trust you when I feel like I don't even know you?
Serena: Well, let's fix that. I saw you at school with Kati and Is and I get it. I don't wanna take any of that away from you.
Blair: Because it's just yours to take if you want it.
Serena: No, that's not what I mean. I miss you. I just want things to go back to the way they used to be. You know, walking to school together, dancing on tables at Bungalow, night swimming at your mom's country house? You're like my sister. Y'know, with our families... we need each other.
Blair: Well, you missed some classic Eleanor Waldorf meltdowns. If it wasn't such a tragedy it would've been funny. Actually, it kinda was.
[They laugh]
Serena: Well, I wish I could have been there.
Blair: You are now. Well, I have to go meet Nate. We kind of have something special planned.
Serena: Well, I don't want to keep you, but, um... [she hugs Blair] I love you, B.
Blair: I love you too, S.
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Chuck: I love this town. I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors.
Serena: And if you get a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Serena: You just love when a girl talks to you.
Chuck: Actually, I prefer them when they're not talking.
Serena: [Sarcastically] Mm. I've missed your witty banter.
Chuck: Let's catch up! Take our clothes off, stare at each other.
Serena: How about I just get a bite to eat. I'm drinking on an empty stomach.
Chuck: I heard you didn't do that anymore.
Serena: Special occasion.
Chuck: Well, how about a grilled cheese with truffle oil? You love truffles.
Serena: Enough to know it's not on the menu.
Chuck: I'm connected.
Serena: Only 'cause I'm hungry.
Serena: And if you get a drink, they're also serving pigs.
Chuck: Ooh, I love it when you talk dirty.
Serena: You just love when a girl talks to you.
Chuck: Actually, I prefer them when they're not talking.
Serena: [Sarcastically] Mm. I've missed your witty banter.
Chuck: Let's catch up! Take our clothes off, stare at each other.
Serena: How about I just get a bite to eat. I'm drinking on an empty stomach.
Chuck: I heard you didn't do that anymore.
Serena: Special occasion.
Chuck: Well, how about a grilled cheese with truffle oil? You love truffles.
Serena: Enough to know it's not on the menu.
Chuck: I'm connected.
Serena: Only 'cause I'm hungry.
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Serena: Pick me up at 8?
Dan: You'd really go out with some guy you don't know?
Serena: Well, you can't be any worse than the guys I do know.
Dan: You'd really go out with some guy you don't know?
Serena: Well, you can't be any worse than the guys I do know.
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Serena: So, you took me to meet your dad on the first date?
Dan: So, this... this is a date? Oh. Maybe I should've worn my loafers, then. Dress down a little bit.
Dan: So, this... this is a date? Oh. Maybe I should've worn my loafers, then. Dress down a little bit.
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Jenny: The question is, how are you?
Dan: Me? Why wouldn't I be okay?
Jenny: At the end of the night with Serena and the... [She imitates his wave]
Dan: Was it really that bad?
[It cuts to a flashback to the previous night in the taxi]
Serena: So, this is me. So, uh... good night.
Dan: Yeah, uh... good night.
[Serena exits the taxi]
Jenny: Ugh! Go! Walk her to the door! Something! Go!
[He's about to exit when he hits his head on the door]
Dan: Uh, I think I have brain damage.
Dan: Me? Why wouldn't I be okay?
Jenny: At the end of the night with Serena and the... [She imitates his wave]
Dan: Was it really that bad?
[It cuts to a flashback to the previous night in the taxi]
Serena: So, this is me. So, uh... good night.
Dan: Yeah, uh... good night.
[Serena exits the taxi]
Jenny: Ugh! Go! Walk her to the door! Something! Go!
[He's about to exit when he hits his head on the door]
Dan: Uh, I think I have brain damage.
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Gossip Girl: Here's an inside tip, Little J: the faster you rise, the harder you fall. Hope that Hello Kitty sleeping bag doubles as a parachute.
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Nate: That kid popped you pretty good, huh? Never mess with a guy's sister.
Chuck: If I knew his name, I would hunt him down and kill him.
Nate: Because you kill people now? You gonna strangle him with your scarf?
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.
Nate: I'm just saying, death by scarf? Not that intimidating.
Chuck: If I knew his name, I would hunt him down and kill him.
Nate: Because you kill people now? You gonna strangle him with your scarf?
Chuck: Don't mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It's my signature.
Nate: I'm just saying, death by scarf? Not that intimidating.
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Blair: You know, I always knew you were a whore... I never took you for a liar, too.
Serena: Blair... how can I fix this?
Blair: You don't, Serena. You just stay away. From me, my boyfriend, and my friends. You're done here.
Serena: Blair... how can I fix this?
Blair: You don't, Serena. You just stay away. From me, my boyfriend, and my friends. You're done here.
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Chuck: What are you doing here?
Dan: What? Is this your hotel?
Nate: Actually, it is.
[Dan looks up at the building, confused]
Chuck: Yeah, so unless you have a reason to be here I'll have to ask you to wait on the curb with the rest of the trash.
Dan: Trash? Look, man, I live in Brooklyn, alright? Not the Ozarks. No offense to the Ozarks.
Dan: What? Is this your hotel?
Nate: Actually, it is.
[Dan looks up at the building, confused]
Chuck: Yeah, so unless you have a reason to be here I'll have to ask you to wait on the curb with the rest of the trash.
Dan: Trash? Look, man, I live in Brooklyn, alright? Not the Ozarks. No offense to the Ozarks.
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Chuck: This isn't over.
Dan: Hey, anytime, man. That one black eye looks a little lonely.
Dan: Hey, anytime, man. That one black eye looks a little lonely.
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Jenny: Wow, these dolls are great. Oh my God, you have Cabbage Patch! My brother used to have one of these, his name was Cedric.
Blair: [Snorts] Your brother's name is Cedric?
Blair: [Snorts] Your brother's name is Cedric?
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Gossip Girl: looks like blair and chuck showed up with quite an apetite , for destruction that is.
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