Gossip Girl Quotes
Blair: What about all those rumors about you and Nate?
Serena: Mmm mmm. Not true. They just got people off my back so I could stop being sad, and Nate could go do whatever he wants, so it worked out for both of us.
Blair: You mean you haven't had ANY fun with anyone all summer?
Serena: There's this hot lifeguard that asked me out, but I, you know, I turned him down
Blair: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You couldn't ask for a better rebound!
Serena: Mmm mmm. Not true. They just got people off my back so I could stop being sad, and Nate could go do whatever he wants, so it worked out for both of us.
Blair: You mean you haven't had ANY fun with anyone all summer?
Serena: There's this hot lifeguard that asked me out, but I, you know, I turned him down
Blair: A hot lifeguard is like kleenex! Use once and throw away. You couldn't ask for a better rebound!
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Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena and Nate in a massive display of PDA... and that's exactly what Dan Humphrey is. Pretty. Damn. Angry.
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Blair: Is something wrong?
James: You're just using me to make that guy jealous.
Blair: I ...
James: It's no wonder you hate Charade. It hits too close to home.
Blair: Chuck is an awful person. He does terrible things. He uses people
James: And you think you're any different? I can't believe I've been so stupid. I bet you don't even like me at all.
Blair: Not really. I mean... you're kinda boring.
James: Am I? Or are you just too interested in yourself to get to know me? You two deserve each other.
James: You're just using me to make that guy jealous.
Blair: I ...
James: It's no wonder you hate Charade. It hits too close to home.
Blair: Chuck is an awful person. He does terrible things. He uses people
James: And you think you're any different? I can't believe I've been so stupid. I bet you don't even like me at all.
Blair: Not really. I mean... you're kinda boring.
James: Am I? Or are you just too interested in yourself to get to know me? You two deserve each other.
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Dan: I've tried not to think about her all summer. I was afraid that if I did, that ... I'd see that I made a huge mistake.
Rufus: Well, you've been running all summer. Maybe it's time you turned around and faced it.
Rufus: Well, you've been running all summer. Maybe it's time you turned around and faced it.
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Blair: Damn that mother Chucker! He's totally right! I don't even like James!
Serena: Thank you. I was totally waiting for that.
Serena: Thank you. I was totally waiting for that.
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Eric: [to Chuck] Yeah... 'How Well Do You Know Blair Waldorf' is a little boring to those of us who actually know Blair Waldorf.
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Serena: Dan puts me on a pedestal. If he knew the truth he would never look at me again.
Chuck: You're starting to scare even me. What did you do?
Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl): C'mon, you can tell us.
Blair: We've seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clarks. You don't have to hide anything from us.
Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl): She's right, Serena, I mean none of us are saints.
Blair: Yeah. [points back at Chuck] I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck: Several times.
Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl): I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date. [looks at Chuck] Once.
[Blair looks back at Chuck waiting for him to say something to comfort Serena]
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass.
Blair: You can tell us anything. [Serena shakes her head] We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast Club. We're your best friends. Anything you do is something we did too.
[Serena looks at Blair, Nate and Chuck]
Serena: If I tell you, it can never leave this room.
Chuck: You're starting to scare even me. What did you do?
Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl): C'mon, you can tell us.
Blair: We've seen you with vomit in your hair, making out with investment bankers in the men's room at PJ Clarks. You don't have to hide anything from us.
Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl): She's right, Serena, I mean none of us are saints.
Blair: Yeah. [points back at Chuck] I had sex with him in the back of a limo.
Chuck: Several times.
Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl): I had sex with you, at a wedding while I was her date. [looks at Chuck] Once.
[Blair looks back at Chuck waiting for him to say something to comfort Serena]
Chuck: I'm Chuck Bass.
Blair: You can tell us anything. [Serena shakes her head] We don't judge. We're the non-judging Breakfast Club. We're your best friends. Anything you do is something we did too.
[Serena looks at Blair, Nate and Chuck]
Serena: If I tell you, it can never leave this room.
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Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl): What about her?
Serena: Well, something happened the night of the Shepards' wedding.
Blair: I think we're all aware of what happened that night.
Serena: No, something else. Something I've tried to escape but Georgina won't let me. And now she's blackmailing me.
Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl): [shocked] Blackmailing you?
Chuck: With what, exactly?
Serena: Well, it started when Blair thought you and I had too much to drink. She told us to get some air, go outside, sober up.
[FLASHBACK - In the bar with Nate at the Shepards' Wedding]
Serena: If the happy couple didn't want the cashier for the premium bar, they should have made it BYOB.
[PRESENT]
Serena: Instead, we ended up in the bar and I opened that bottle of champagne and we... well...
Blair: We can skip that part, okay?
Chuck: Go ahead, I'll fill her in later.
Serena: I left in a hurry. I felt so terrible, so guilty for what I'd just done. I just... I had to get out of there.
[FLASHBACK - Serena calling for a cab]
Serena: [to the cab driver] East Hill Hotel, please.
[PRESENT]
Serena: Georgina and I had plans to meet up after, so I headed straight to her... little did I know, she had a surprise waiting for me.
Serena: Well, something happened the night of the Shepards' wedding.
Blair: I think we're all aware of what happened that night.
Serena: No, something else. Something I've tried to escape but Georgina won't let me. And now she's blackmailing me.
Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl): [shocked] Blackmailing you?
Chuck: With what, exactly?
Serena: Well, it started when Blair thought you and I had too much to drink. She told us to get some air, go outside, sober up.
[FLASHBACK - In the bar with Nate at the Shepards' Wedding]
Serena: If the happy couple didn't want the cashier for the premium bar, they should have made it BYOB.
[PRESENT]
Serena: Instead, we ended up in the bar and I opened that bottle of champagne and we... well...
Blair: We can skip that part, okay?
Chuck: Go ahead, I'll fill her in later.
Serena: I left in a hurry. I felt so terrible, so guilty for what I'd just done. I just... I had to get out of there.
[FLASHBACK - Serena calling for a cab]
Serena: [to the cab driver] East Hill Hotel, please.
[PRESENT]
Serena: Georgina and I had plans to meet up after, so I headed straight to her... little did I know, she had a surprise waiting for me.
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Dorota: (on the phone with Lily) I think you should have worry about your daughter. Worry like before she went away.
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Serena: Because I would rather Dan think I cheated on him than know what I really did.
Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl): What you really did?
Nate Archibald (Gossip Girl): What you really did?
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Serena: Blair will never forgive you for what you did to her.
Chuck: Who told you that little piece of advice, your boyfriend Nate?
Serena: Nate didn't say anything ...
Chuck: Good. I don't think it's wise taking relationship advice from someone in a FAKE relationship. Call me crazy. (pause) Enjoy another night alone with your thoughts.
Serena: Good luck on your suicide mission!
Chuck: Who told you that little piece of advice, your boyfriend Nate?
Serena: Nate didn't say anything ...
Chuck: Good. I don't think it's wise taking relationship advice from someone in a FAKE relationship. Call me crazy. (pause) Enjoy another night alone with your thoughts.
Serena: Good luck on your suicide mission!
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Serena: I still miss Dan sometimes... more than sometimes.
Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.
Blair: The only thing lamer than dating Dan Humphrey... is mourning Dan Humphrey.
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Chuck: Please don't leave with him
Blair: Why ? Give me a reason and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count !
Chuck: Because you don't want to.
Blair: Not good enough.
Chuck: Because I don't want you to
Blair: That's not enough !
Chuck: What else is there ?
Blair: The true reason, I should stay right where I am and not get in the car.... Three words, eight letters, say it. . and i'm yours.
Chuck: I... I...
Blair: Thank you, that all I needed to hear
Blair: Why ? Give me a reason and "I'm Chuck Bass" doesn't count !
Chuck: Because you don't want to.
Blair: Not good enough.
Chuck: Because I don't want you to
Blair: That's not enough !
Chuck: What else is there ?
Blair: The true reason, I should stay right where I am and not get in the car.... Three words, eight letters, say it. . and i'm yours.
Chuck: I... I...
Blair: Thank you, that all I needed to hear
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Chuck: You really know how to hurt people. I admire you for it
Blair: This is all your fault. I wouldn't never needed a James if you hadn't stood me in the airport in the first place. You made me use him.
Chuck: I didn't make you do anything. You're just you. Don't you see we're the same? Stop trying to fight it
Blair: I will fight until my last dying breath because any resemblance of you is something i would hate about myself
Blair: This is all your fault. I wouldn't never needed a James if you hadn't stood me in the airport in the first place. You made me use him.
Chuck: I didn't make you do anything. You're just you. Don't you see we're the same? Stop trying to fight it
Blair: I will fight until my last dying breath because any resemblance of you is something i would hate about myself
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(Blair wakes up confused to see Chuck sleeping on her bed and slaps him)
Chuck: Ow!
Blair: Who? What? When? Where? Why?
Chuck: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair: And you were on the floor.
Chuck: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair: Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that requires you removing your scarf.
Chuck: That was one time, it was chilly.
Blair: Ugh, enough about the past. Before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
(Chuck looks at his watch)
Chuck: Well, I trust you can take it from here. I have a best man speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck: I've still got the scars on my back to prove it. (Blair pushes him out the door) You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free.
Blair: Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face!
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty, Blair. (Blair slams the door in his face)
Chuck: Ow!
Blair: Who? What? When? Where? Why?
Chuck: We were up late plotting against Georgina, we must have dozed off.
Blair: And you were on the floor.
Chuck: I didn't want to hurt my back.
Blair: Why? It's not like you ever do anything athletic.
Chuck: Well, that's not entirely true, now is it?
Blair: Fine, nothing that requires you removing your scarf.
Chuck: That was one time, it was chilly.
Blair: Ugh, enough about the past. Before you landed in my bed, we actually landed on a good idea.
(Chuck looks at his watch)
Chuck: Well, I trust you can take it from here. I have a best man speech to write and no time to write it.
Blair: Don't worry, I can be bitch enough for both of us.
Chuck: I've still got the scars on my back to prove it. (Blair pushes him out the door) You know, they say if you love something, you should set it free.
Blair: Ugh! They say when you hate something, you should slam the door in its face!
Chuck: I love it when you talk dirty, Blair. (Blair slams the door in his face)
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Gossip Girl: The only thing feared by the spawn of Satan; Mom and Dad. Leave it to Blair Waldorf to know that bitches don't just happen-- they're made.
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Blair: There, there Georgie. It's going to be okay.
Georgina's Mom: No. This time it won't.
Blair: Or it won't. Your parents were so worried G. They told me everything. How you were supposed to be on the Equestrian Circuit but sold your show pony for cocaine.
Georgina: That was a difficult time... but I put that behind me.
Blair: When? When you were in rehab? It's hard to get cleaned when you hitch-hike in a town, steal a credit card, and book a ticket to Ibiza.
Georgina: You didn't see where they sent me. I mean, that place was awful. It was..it was in Utah. At least I lasted longer than Lohan.
Georgina's Mom: No. This time it won't.
Blair: Or it won't. Your parents were so worried G. They told me everything. How you were supposed to be on the Equestrian Circuit but sold your show pony for cocaine.
Georgina: That was a difficult time... but I put that behind me.
Blair: When? When you were in rehab? It's hard to get cleaned when you hitch-hike in a town, steal a credit card, and book a ticket to Ibiza.
Georgina: You didn't see where they sent me. I mean, that place was awful. It was..it was in Utah. At least I lasted longer than Lohan.
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Blair: (talking to Georgina) Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here.
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Serena: [to Nate] Hey, if you ever want to reflect alone together, I'll be around.
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Gossip Girl: They say love conquers all... but maybe love never met Georgina Sparks. Poor Humphrey. Looks like our resident moral compass isn't such a straight arrow after all.
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Serena: When I told my mom not to go away with Rufus, I told her it was because you and I were forever. I know I was right.
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Blair: Best man speech going that well?
Chuck: There won't be a dry eye in the house, trust me. How did things go with Whore-gina?
Blair: Not a dry eye there either.
Chuck: Didn't know I wasn't missed?
Blair: Dan Humphrey actually lent a hand it was nice to see him get his dirty for once. I'm not sure how much fun he had though, no one ever enjoys their first time. (Fixes Chuck's bowtie.)
Chuck: Except you, save me a dance? (Blair grabs hold of Chuck who was irritated by what Chuck said)
Blair: Now that Georgina's done, so are you and I, she was the last thing we had in common. (Kicks Chuck's shin, Chuck grunts after Blair kicks him) Ha, break a leg (sarcastically)
Chuck: I think I just did.
Chuck: There won't be a dry eye in the house, trust me. How did things go with Whore-gina?
Blair: Not a dry eye there either.
Chuck: Didn't know I wasn't missed?
Blair: Dan Humphrey actually lent a hand it was nice to see him get his dirty for once. I'm not sure how much fun he had though, no one ever enjoys their first time. (Fixes Chuck's bowtie.)
Chuck: Except you, save me a dance? (Blair grabs hold of Chuck who was irritated by what Chuck said)
Blair: Now that Georgina's done, so are you and I, she was the last thing we had in common. (Kicks Chuck's shin, Chuck grunts after Blair kicks him) Ha, break a leg (sarcastically)
Chuck: I think I just did.
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Gossip Girl: Unlike the rest of us, sex lies and scandal never take a vacation. Instead, they take the Long Island Expressway and head east - to the Hamptons! Some of us would say summer is the busiest season. Think Park Avenue, but with Tennis whites, and Band de Soleil. The players change, but the game remains the same.
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Serena: Oh God. Hot lifeguard has a Camaro. And not in an ironic-I've-got-a-Camaro kinda way.
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Blair: At least I could have gotten a more interesting stand-in than James. You know how hard it is to find a good fake boyfriend on short notice?
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