Elle Reid: You need to be able to say 'screw you' sometimes.
Movie: Grandma
Sage: Everyone's gonna talk about it at school!
Elle Reid: What's he gonna say, 'Sage's grandma beat me up?'
Movie: Grandma
Elle Reid: I always liked women, I just didn't like myself.
Movie: Grandma
Elle Reid: I like being old, young people are stupid.
Movie: Grandma
Sage: You know, you have a real anger problem.
Elle Reid: No, no, I don't. I have an asshole problem. When people are assholes, I get angry.
Movie: Grandma
Elle Reid: Where can you get a reasonably priced abortion in this town?
Movie: Grandma
Elle Reid: Don't make me fall, I could break a hip!
Movie: Grandma
Elle Reid: Love does not conquer everything.
Movie: Grandma
