Groundhog Day Quotes
D.J. #1 : Okay, campers, rise and shine, and don't forget your booties 'cause it's cooooold out there today.
D.J. #2 : It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
D.J. #1 : Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that blizzard thing.
D.J. #2 : [ mockingly ] That blizzard - thing. That blizzard - thing. Oh, well, here's the report! The National Weather Service is calling for a "big blizzard thing!"
D.J. #1 : Yessss, they are. But you know, there's another reason why today is especially exciting.
D.J. #2 : Especially cold!
D.J. #1 : Especially cold, okay, but the big question on everybody's lips...
D.J. #2 : - On their chapped lips...
D.J. #1 : - On their chapped lips, right: Do ya think Phil is gonna come out and see his shadow?
D.J. #2 : Punxsutawney Phil!
D.J. #1 : That's right, woodchuck-chuckers - it's...
D.J. #1, D.J. #2 : [ in unison ] GROUNDHOG DAY!
D.J. #2 : It's coooold out there every day. What is this, Miami Beach?
D.J. #1 : Not hardly. And you know, you can expect hazardous travel later today with that, you know, that, uh, that blizzard thing.
D.J. #2 : [ mockingly ] That blizzard - thing. That blizzard - thing. Oh, well, here's the report! The National Weather Service is calling for a "big blizzard thing!"
D.J. #1 : Yessss, they are. But you know, there's another reason why today is especially exciting.
D.J. #2 : Especially cold!
D.J. #1 : Especially cold, okay, but the big question on everybody's lips...
D.J. #2 : - On their chapped lips...
D.J. #1 : - On their chapped lips, right: Do ya think Phil is gonna come out and see his shadow?
D.J. #2 : Punxsutawney Phil!
D.J. #1 : That's right, woodchuck-chuckers - it's...
D.J. #1, D.J. #2 : [ in unison ] GROUNDHOG DAY!
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Rita : I like to see a man of advancing years throwing caution to the wind. It's inspiring in a way.
Phil : My years are not advancing as fast as you might think.
Phil : My years are not advancing as fast as you might think.
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Phil : You want a prediction about the weather, you're asking the wrong Phil. I'll give you a winter prediction: It's gonna be cold, it's gonna be grey, and it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.
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Phil : Do you know what today is?
Rita : No, what?
Phil : Today is tomorrow. It happened.
Rita : No, what?
Phil : Today is tomorrow. It happened.
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Rita : Would you like to come to dinner with Larry and me?
Phil : No thank you. I've seen Larry eat.
Phil : No thank you. I've seen Larry eat.
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Mrs. Lancaster : Did you sleep well, Mr. Connors?
Phil : I slept alone, Mrs. Lancaster.
Phil : I slept alone, Mrs. Lancaster.
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Phil : So, did you sleep OK without me? You tossed and turned, didn't you?
Rita : You're incredible.
Phil : Who told you?
Rita : You're incredible.
Phil : Who told you?
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Phil : Do you ever have déjà vu, Mrs. Lancaster?
Mrs. Lancaster : I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.
Mrs. Lancaster : I don't think so, but I could check with the kitchen.
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Rita : Why would anybody steal a groundhog?
Larry : I can probably think of a couple of reasons... pervert.
Larry : I can probably think of a couple of reasons... pervert.
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Phil : Can I be serious with you with you for a minute?
Rita : I don't know. Can you?
Rita : I don't know. Can you?
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Phil : Well, it's Groundhog Day... again... and that must mean that we're up here at Gobbler's Knob waiting for the forecast from the world's most famous groundhog weatherman, Punxsutawney Phil, who's just about to tell us how much more winter we can expect.
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Phil : Can I talk to you about a matter that is not work-related?
Rita : You never talk about work.
Rita : You never talk about work.
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Phil : What would you do if you were stuck in one place and every day was exactly the same, and nothing that you did mattered?
Ralph : That about sums it up for me.
Ralph : That about sums it up for me.
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[ Phil Connors drives (because Ralph and Gus are drunk) right through a mailbox ]
Gus : Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive.
Gus : Hey Phil, if we wanted to hit mailboxes we could let Ralph drive.
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Phil : It's the same thing your whole life: "Clean up your room. Stand up straight. Pick up your feet. Take it like a man. Be nice to your sister. Don't mix beer and wine, ever." Oh yeah: "Don't drive on the railroad track."
Gus : Well, Phil, that's one I happen to agree with.
Gus : Well, Phil, that's one I happen to agree with.
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[ Phil Connors is stopped by the police after some crazy driving ]
Phil : Yeah, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes and one large coke.
Ralph : [ to Phil ] And some flapjacks.
Phil : [ to Cop ] Too early for flapjacks?
Phil : Yeah, three cheeseburgers, two large fries, two chocolate shakes and one large coke.
Ralph : [ to Phil ] And some flapjacks.
Phil : [ to Cop ] Too early for flapjacks?
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Phil : There is no way that this winter is *ever* going to end as long as this groundhog keeps seeing his shadow. I don't see any other way out. He's got to be stopped. And I have to stop him.
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Piano Teacher : Not bad... Mr. Connors, you say this is your first lesson?
Phil : Yes, but my father was a piano *mover*, so...
Phil : Yes, but my father was a piano *mover*, so...
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Phil : I have been stabbed, shot, poisoned, frozen, hung, electrocuted, and burned.
Rita : Oh, really?
Phil : ...and every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender... I am an immortal.
Rita : Oh, really?
Phil : ...and every morning I wake up without a scratch on me, not a dent in the fender... I am an immortal.
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Felix's Wife : Dr. Connors. I want to thank you for fixing Felix's back. He can even help around the house again.
Phil : I'm sorry to hear that, Felix.
Phil : I'm sorry to hear that, Felix.
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Phil : Come on, *all* the long distance lines are down? What about the satellite? Is it snowing in space? Don't you have some kind of a line that you keep open for emergencies or for celebrities? I'm both. I'm a celebrity in an emergency.
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Phil : When Chekhov saw the long winter, he saw a winter bleak and dark and bereft of hope. Yet we know that winter is just another step in the cycle of life. But standing here among the people of Punxsutawney and basking in the warmth of their hearths and hearts, I couldn't imagine a better fate than a long and lustrous winter.
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Phil : Ned, I would love to stay here and talk with you... but I'm not going to.
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Gus : Phil? Like the groundhog Phil?
Phil : Yeah, like the groundhog Phil.
Gus : Look out for your shadow there, buddy.
Phil : Morons, your bus is leaving.
Phil : Yeah, like the groundhog Phil.
Gus : Look out for your shadow there, buddy.
Phil : Morons, your bus is leaving.
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[ sitting outside the local bank ]
Phil : A gust of wind. [ a gust of wind blows ]
Phil : A dog barks. [ a dog barks in the distance ]
Phil : Cue the truck. [ an armored truck drives up ]
Phil : Exit Herman; walk out into the bank. [ Herman gets out of the armored truck and walks into the bank ]
Phil : Exit Felix, and stand there with a not-so-bright look on your face. [ Felix gets out of truck and stands there ]
Phil : All right, Doris, come on. Hey, fix your bra, honey... That's better. [ Doris walks up fixing her outfit ]
Phil : [ impersonating Doris ] Felix. [ Doris says, "Felix" ]
Phil : [ impersonating Felix ] How ya doin' Doris? [ Felix asks Doris a question ]
Phil : [ impersonating Doris ] Can I have a roll of quarters? [ Doris asks Felix for a roll of quarters ]
Phil : [ Phil stands up and begins to walk towards the armored car, counting to himself ]
Phil : 10, 9, 8, car... [ a car drives in front of Phil ]
Phil : ...6, 5, quarters... [ roll of quarters breaks open, hitting the ground ]
Phil : ...3, 2... [ Phil reaches over Felix and takes a bag of money out of the back of the armored truck ]
Herman : Felix, did I bring out two bags or one?
Felix : I dunno. [ scratches his head ]
Phil : A gust of wind. [ a gust of wind blows ]
Phil : A dog barks. [ a dog barks in the distance ]
Phil : Cue the truck. [ an armored truck drives up ]
Phil : Exit Herman; walk out into the bank. [ Herman gets out of the armored truck and walks into the bank ]
Phil : Exit Felix, and stand there with a not-so-bright look on your face. [ Felix gets out of truck and stands there ]
Phil : All right, Doris, come on. Hey, fix your bra, honey... That's better. [ Doris walks up fixing her outfit ]
Phil : [ impersonating Doris ] Felix. [ Doris says, "Felix" ]
Phil : [ impersonating Felix ] How ya doin' Doris? [ Felix asks Doris a question ]
Phil : [ impersonating Doris ] Can I have a roll of quarters? [ Doris asks Felix for a roll of quarters ]
Phil : [ Phil stands up and begins to walk towards the armored car, counting to himself ]
Phil : 10, 9, 8, car... [ a car drives in front of Phil ]
Phil : ...6, 5, quarters... [ roll of quarters breaks open, hitting the ground ]
Phil : ...3, 2... [ Phil reaches over Felix and takes a bag of money out of the back of the armored truck ]
Herman : Felix, did I bring out two bags or one?
Felix : I dunno. [ scratches his head ]
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