Gurukant Desai: If a law can be made in a day, it can be changed in a day.
Movie: Guru
Gurukant Desai: If you don't dream, you will be stuck to your village all your life.
Movie: Guru
Gurukant Desai: I only know one thing... there is only one person like me here... only one Guru.
Movie: Guru
Guru Pitka: It's a problem. Even Jay-Zed had 99 of them, and the bitch was not one of them!
Movie: Guru
Ramu Gupta: [Upon seeing the apartment] You're a real bastard, you know that?
Movie: Guru
Sanjay: [awestruck] I talked to a real live pornstar... and she sounded naked!
Movie: Guru
