Hannah Montana Quote
Miley: Lilly why do you read that tabloid trash, it's nothing but lies...
Lilly: [reading tabloid] Hannah Montana looks fabulous...
Miley: ...with the occasional glimmer of truth.
Lilly: You didn't let me finish. [reading tabloid] ...too bad she's really a guy!
Miley: You have got to be kidding me!
Lilly: I can't believe you didn't tell me! [gasps] You slept over my house! [gasps] You borrowed my bras!
Miley: Hey I look good in a moustache. Oh yeah I would totally date me.
Lilly: Me too.
[share weird look]
Miley and Lilly: [in unison] Awkward!
'Lilly: Oh oh.
Miley: Let me guess, it's another article about Jake Ryan isn't it.
Lilly: It says his movie is done and he's back in town for the premiere.
Miley: Big whack, I don't need some guy who kisses me knowing that he's about to leave for 6 months and do some stupid movie.
Miley: Jake could fall out of the sky wearing a tuxedo and I wouldn't care.
[Jake falls from the sky in a parachute and a tuxedo.]
Lilly: Um, Miley?
Miley: I'm serious. He could come down, giving me a dozen roses and it would make no difference. Zero! Zilch! El zippo!
Lilly: What if he got on his knees and begged you to take him back?
Miley: Like that's ever gonna happen.
[Lilly points to Jake and Miley turns around and sees him.]
Jake: Sorry it's only one rose, but I did bring chocolates.
[Chocolates fall from the sky into his hand.]
Lilly: Not just chocolates. Chocolates from the sky!
Miley: Jake, I don't know what to say, so i guess i'll just show you how I feel
Lilly: Thank you!
Lilly: [reading tabloid] Hannah Montana looks fabulous...
Miley: ...with the occasional glimmer of truth.
Lilly: You didn't let me finish. [reading tabloid] ...too bad she's really a guy!
Miley: You have got to be kidding me!
Lilly: I can't believe you didn't tell me! [gasps] You slept over my house! [gasps] You borrowed my bras!
Miley: Hey I look good in a moustache. Oh yeah I would totally date me.
Lilly: Me too.
[share weird look]
Miley and Lilly: [in unison] Awkward!
'Lilly: Oh oh.
Miley: Let me guess, it's another article about Jake Ryan isn't it.
Lilly: It says his movie is done and he's back in town for the premiere.
Miley: Big whack, I don't need some guy who kisses me knowing that he's about to leave for 6 months and do some stupid movie.
Miley: Jake could fall out of the sky wearing a tuxedo and I wouldn't care.
[Jake falls from the sky in a parachute and a tuxedo.]
Lilly: Um, Miley?
Miley: I'm serious. He could come down, giving me a dozen roses and it would make no difference. Zero! Zilch! El zippo!
Lilly: What if he got on his knees and begged you to take him back?
Miley: Like that's ever gonna happen.
[Lilly points to Jake and Miley turns around and sees him.]
Jake: Sorry it's only one rose, but I did bring chocolates.
[Chocolates fall from the sky into his hand.]
Lilly: Not just chocolates. Chocolates from the sky!
Miley: Jake, I don't know what to say, so i guess i'll just show you how I feel
Lilly: Thank you!
TV Show: Hannah Montana
