Hannah Montana Quotes

Rico: (banging on the counter) Stupid, stupid, stupid!
Oliver: No, you're not stupid. You just can't act.

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Oliver: Face it Rico, we need a better Rico. (they both look at the kids who come to audition for the part)
Kids: (altogether) Hey oh hey oh!

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Lilly: Jackson! I leave the room for two minutes and you turn on wrestling. Flip back to the award show.
Jackson: ...This is the award show.

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Hannah: [to the crowd] Thank you, thank you. [to Robby] Where are we?
Robby: Albuquerque.
Hannah: [to the crowd] Albuquerque. My favorite city in my favorite state...
Jackson: [sneaking up on Miley] Guam.
Hannah: [to the crowd] Guam!
Crowd: Huh?

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[Miley receives a phone call from Lilly and sits down at the bar.]
Miley: Hey, Lilly. Yeah, we just finished the concert in Albuquerque. Yes, in New Mexico. Where else could it be? [looks at Jackson angrily: ] Guam?
[Jackson nods happily, eating his Jello.]

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Miley: [to Robby] I know where you can see the world's biggest pile of dirty socks... Jackson's Room! Let's drive.
Jackson: And if you're good I'll let you ride down the underwear mountain.
Miley and Jackson: [in unison] WOOOOSH!

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Robby: [to Jackson and Miley] Relax. We won't be here more than a half hour tops.
Jackson: [looking at old lady walking slowly over to the diner table] DAD! It's gonna take her a half hour just to get here!
Miley: Umm, excuse me. We're ready to order.
Old Waitress: Oooh! Forgot my pencil. Back in a jiff.
Miley: UGHHH!

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Robby: MMHH...you just can't find an old-fashioned hamburger like this out on the main highway. Makes you wanna savor every bite.
Miley: [quickly eating the crumbs off her plate] Ya, sure. Eating, savoring... Done. Let's go.
Robby: Oh come on Miley, slow down. Even your brother's getting into the spirit of this place.
Jackson: [finishing a maze on a piece of paper] WOOHOO!! Prospector Pete found his way through the maze to the gold! [puts the paper down on a big pile of more paper] AGAIN!

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Lilly: Hey Oliver! Here's your ticket for Maroon 5. [seriously] Where's my 50 bucks?

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Lilly: [after getting stuck to a chair with monster glue] Come here.
Oliver: No.
Lilly: Come here. No. I'm not gonna hurt you.
Oliver: That's what you always say before you hurt me!
Lilly: Get over here!!

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Jackson: [looking at his mom when she was in college] Wow, wow, look at her.
Miley: I know. She's beautiful.
Jackson: Our mom was totally hot!
Miley: [looks at her dad when he was in college] And our dad was totally not.

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Lilly: Did I mention I hate you?
Oliver: Thirty-seven times.
Lilly: If you make me miss that Maroon 5 concert I swear...
Oliver: You're not gonna miss it! Miley said she would be back—she'll probably be home any minute.
Miley: [on the answering machine] Lilly, are you there watering the plants? I tried your cell phone a bunch of times- Hey I'm sorry but I'm not gonna make the concert. We decided to make a few stops along the way. I got a picture of the world's largest rubber band ball. That sucker is HUGE! Have a great time at the concert! Bye!
Lilly: [still stuck to the chair laying on the floor] I hate you.
Oliver: Thirty-eight.

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Miley: Excuse me Miss. I'm taking a little survey. If you had a daughter, what would name her?
Susan: Miley.
Miley: Thank you.

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Miley: [while catching her breath] Dad's not going anywhere for a while.
Jackson: How do you know?
Miley: While he was on the pay phone... [brings a gadget out] ...I pulled this out of his car. I don't know what it is, but...
Robbie Ray: Somebody stole my distributor cap!
Miley: But I'm guessing it's a distributor cap.

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Miley: I was right. There is no brain in there.

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Robby: I just wish you two would disappear!

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Miley: Oh, honey, trust me, we're gettin' there.

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Robbie Ray: Don't hurt my heart, my itchy twitchy heart, no...herky jerky? No...
Jackson: You might wanna try 'Achy breaky'!

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Jackson: [in German interrogator-like voice] You vill tell me vhat I vant to know! The choice is vether you vill tell me before ze pain, or AFTER! Now vere is ze ball?!
Oliver: Uh- wh- what ball? [gives Lily a thumbs up]
Jackson: [in a whiny voice] The Joey Vitolo my dad gave me for my 13th birthday! [switches back to his prior voice] Zat ball!
Lilly: [lying] I don't know what you're talking about!
Jackson: Fine. Perhaps a trip to ze closet vill jog your memory.
Lilly: [in tough voice] You'll never to get me to squeal!
Jackson: Your right, you're strong but he is weak! [grabs Oliver]
Lilly: Oliver, don't let him break you!
Oliver: It's okay, it's just a closet—[sees closet] WHAT IS THAT?! [Jackson pushes him inside] Hu...help me... [Jackson pulls open closet] She's at... Vitolo's. [faints]

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Angela: [singing] You get the limo out front. Oh wah oh. Hottest styles, every shoe, every color.
Miley: Yeah. We get it.
Joey: Hey. You don't have to listen to that 50 times a day.
Lilly & Oliver: [in unison] Wanna bet?

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Jackson: There was a wasp!
Robby: [grabs remains of Beary and begins to swing it around the air] Where!?
Miley: Daddy!!

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(While Jackson is flipping TV channels, we hear the opening bass beat of The Best of Both Worlds)
Jackson: (groans) When is this not on!?

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Barney Bitman: (reviewing Mikela; mockingly of her song "If Cupid Had A Heart) If Cupid had a heart... give me a break! If Mikela had a heart, she'd stop singing!

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Robby Ray: Come on Earl, not the puppy dog face! That worked when we were kids. (Then he gives in.) Come on Mile, just one song.
Miley: [sarcastically] Thank you, oh Man of Steel.
Robby Ray: I tried, Bud.

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Miley (as Hannah Montana): (Seeing Uncle Earl dancing beside her as the band practices) Uncle Earl, what are you doin'?
Uncle Earl: Watching your rockstar moves!

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Uncle Earl: (chanting) I'm gonna be a rockstar, I'm gonna be a rockstar...!
Miley: He's doing a jig with a pig!

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Miley: You caved, didn't you?
Robby Ray: Earl's got a good puppy dog face.
Miley: (Making a puppy dog face) I've got a puppy dog face too.
Robby Ray: You're right... but Earl's got you beat.

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Jackson: (as Ozzy Osbourne) Sharon's making guaca... giguaca....avocados all mashed together. It's very good.

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Miley (Hannah), Lilly (Lola), Oliver (Mike): (praying) Jackson's plan is gonna work, Jackson's plan is gonna work...
Jackson: My plan worked!
Miley (Hannah): You're lying.
Jackson: What makes you say that?
Miley (Hannah): Your lips are moving!

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Uncle Earl: What was I thinking, tryin' to be a rock star? I was born a loser, I'm always gonna be a loser, I'm the most embarrassing dang doofus in this whole family—worse than Unlucky Bucky or Wacky Wilbur, or even Jackson!
Jackson: (dressed as Ozzy Osbourne) Hey!!!
Uncle Earl: Good grief, boy, look what you're wearin'!!



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