Hannah Montana Quotes
Lilly (Lola): (Trying to get away) Ow! My tooth!
Oliver (Mike): (Following Lola) Mine too!
Oliver (Mike): (Following Lola) Mine too!
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Uncle Earl: I've realized something very, very important.
Miley: What's that?
Uncle Earl: I can't get up.
Miley: What's that?
Uncle Earl: I can't get up.
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Miley: I like the whole…flaming head thing you got going on. It's just, do you think you could tone it down a notch?
Robby Ray: Or more…a lot. Whatever you're comfortable with…a lot would be good.
Uncle Earl: Sorry, it's just hard to take it down on the greatest night of my life! I mean, look at me! I'm so excited I'm sweating my flames off!
Robby Ray: Well, then let's go get you a towel. And maybe a big hat. Whatever you're comfortable with. A big hat would be good.
Robby Ray: Or more…a lot. Whatever you're comfortable with…a lot would be good.
Uncle Earl: Sorry, it's just hard to take it down on the greatest night of my life! I mean, look at me! I'm so excited I'm sweating my flames off!
Robby Ray: Well, then let's go get you a towel. And maybe a big hat. Whatever you're comfortable with. A big hat would be good.
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Balloon Man: Happy Birthday Bobby!
Jackson: It's Robby.
Balloon Man: Happy Birthday Robby!
Jackson: It's Robby.
Balloon Man: Happy Birthday Robby!
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Miley: Wow. He really is upset.
Miley and Jackson: [in unison] What did you do? Me?! Yes you. Stop that!
Miley and Jackson: [in unison] What did you do? Me?! Yes you. Stop that!
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Jackson: It was probably your phone bill.
Miley: Was not!.... Well, it's possible.
Miley: Was not!.... Well, it's possible.
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Oliver: I paid for half of those!!
Lilly: You see? This is why you don't get dates. I'm a girl! Be nice!
Oliver: And this is why you don't get dates. You eat like a pig!
Lilly: [gasps and splutters] You take that back!!
Lilly: You see? This is why you don't get dates. I'm a girl! Be nice!
Oliver: And this is why you don't get dates. You eat like a pig!
Lilly: [gasps and splutters] You take that back!!
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Hannah: Now would you please, just give me my diamond back?
Pancake Buffalo: Well, when you say it that way...NO!
Hannah: (in shock) But that's not fair!!
Pancake Buffalo: (mockingly) Hey, Hannah! Want to know the weather report for Montana? Chilly, with a 100 percent chance of spit showers! [laughs]
Pancake Buffalo: Well, when you say it that way...NO!
Hannah: (in shock) But that's not fair!!
Pancake Buffalo: (mockingly) Hey, Hannah! Want to know the weather report for Montana? Chilly, with a 100 percent chance of spit showers! [laughs]
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Hannah: The Hollywood Committee said it's two past Madonna. So, Madonna...Brad Pitt...[suddenly notices a chili mess on the next diamond]—Yow!
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Oliver: [referring to the guard's surprise at discovering he was "Officer Nancy Oken"] My father named me that. His name was Harriet! You got a problem with that?
Guard: No! Not if...you don't?
Oliver: Just get the permit, sir.
Guard: No! Not if...you don't?
Oliver: Just get the permit, sir.
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Isis: That look is so Hannah Montana!
Hannah: That's because I am Hannah Montana… I mean, you didn't think I was someone else, did you?
Hannah: That's because I am Hannah Montana… I mean, you didn't think I was someone else, did you?
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Lilly: [suggesting a new look for Hannah] How 'bout you try something more retro, you know, like Techno-Hannah.
Miley: Techno-Hannah? [thinks of how a Techno-Hannah would turn out, cut to scene of Hannah in a Devo-like outfit holding hedge clippers]
Hannah: Clip it, clip it! [clips hedge] Clip it real good. [flashes to Techno-Hannah playing golf] Then chip it, chip it, like Tiger Woods. [accidently hurls golf club off of scoring area and the sound of breaking glass is heard] Yikes.
Miley: No. That one could hurt people.
Miley: Techno-Hannah? [thinks of how a Techno-Hannah would turn out, cut to scene of Hannah in a Devo-like outfit holding hedge clippers]
Hannah: Clip it, clip it! [clips hedge] Clip it real good. [flashes to Techno-Hannah playing golf] Then chip it, chip it, like Tiger Woods. [accidently hurls golf club off of scoring area and the sound of breaking glass is heard] Yikes.
Miley: No. That one could hurt people.
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Jackson: I'm just barking my way to the bank! Hey, maybe next week, I can moooo for moolah.
Rico: Let's just see where barking takes us.
Rico: Let's just see where barking takes us.
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Jackson: Woof.
Customer: That does it! You're dog-meat!
Jackson: [frightened] Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Wooof? Yauuuuugggghhhh! [jumps off a boardwalk plank into the sand below and the customer pile-drives after him off the same plank, and presumebly beats Jackson up.]
Customer: That does it! You're dog-meat!
Jackson: [frightened] Arf! Arf! Arf! Arf! Wooof? Yauuuuugggghhhh! [jumps off a boardwalk plank into the sand below and the customer pile-drives after him off the same plank, and presumebly beats Jackson up.]
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Rico: [to Jackson of why Rico has no friends] I think it's because the world is full of idiots! My mom says it's my temper. [muttering] Idiot.
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Maid: [to Robby Ray, saying Jackson could be a messy fellow] A little messy?! I'd say he lived like a pig, but then that would be an insult to pigs! [slams down mop] I quit!
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Lilly: Is it because of your yearbook picture?
Miley: No I'm listening to... What's wrong with my yearbook picture?
Miley: No I'm listening to... What's wrong with my yearbook picture?
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Joannie: Yeah. I saw your yearbook picture too Stewart. So sad! That lovely piece of spinach surronded by all that ugly.
Lilly: Well I saw your year book picture too, Joannie. Looks just like you. Sorry!
Lilly: Well I saw your year book picture too, Joannie. Looks just like you. Sorry!
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Miley: Except on Wednesdays when you have piano.
Lilly: Except on Wednesdays but on any other day!
Lilly: Except on Wednesdays but on any other day!
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Oliver: Here's your poetry book! (he falls in love with Joannie)
Miley and Lilly: NOOOOO!
Miley and Lilly: NOOOOO!
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Lilly: [Talking to her snake] Come on Wiggly, you don't wanna meet her anyway.
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