Hannah Montana Quotes
Lilly: [enters miley room and sneaks up beside her and yells] MILEY!
Miley: [falls off the bed] You know if you didn't have that whole Miley/Hannah thing over me, Bang! Zoom!
Lilly: Yeah, yeah, I'm shakin' in my boots, speakin' of which, I can't wait to wear these tomorrow at the Mack & Mickey in the Morning Show. This is gonna be so awesome! Hannah Montana and her peeps who keep her grounded. Eeep, I'm a peep!
Miley: Did you put extra sugar in your sugar crunchies again?
Lilly: Just a little bit. I'm so excited! I didn't slept last night.
Miley: That makes two of us. I had a dream that you would not believe. You are about to kiss…I can't even say it.
Lilly: Who's I about to kiss?
Miley: …Jackson! Bleah! {waits a few seconds} Why aren't you bleah-ing with me?
Lilly: Well...
Miley: {imitating Lilly} "well.." is not an option. It's either blah or uggh, pick one.
Lily: : But I really like him.
Miley: [in really fast voice]Jackson loving freak o' nature say what?
Miley: [falls off the bed] You know if you didn't have that whole Miley/Hannah thing over me, Bang! Zoom!
Lilly: Yeah, yeah, I'm shakin' in my boots, speakin' of which, I can't wait to wear these tomorrow at the Mack & Mickey in the Morning Show. This is gonna be so awesome! Hannah Montana and her peeps who keep her grounded. Eeep, I'm a peep!
Miley: Did you put extra sugar in your sugar crunchies again?
Lilly: Just a little bit. I'm so excited! I didn't slept last night.
Miley: That makes two of us. I had a dream that you would not believe. You are about to kiss…I can't even say it.
Lilly: Who's I about to kiss?
Miley: …Jackson! Bleah! {waits a few seconds} Why aren't you bleah-ing with me?
Lilly: Well...
Miley: {imitating Lilly} "well.." is not an option. It's either blah or uggh, pick one.
Lily: : But I really like him.
Miley: [in really fast voice]Jackson loving freak o' nature say what?
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Miley: [Lilly, Miley & Oliver are sitting at the beach. Lilly is staring at Jackson and sighing, Miley hits her and says] Stop that. Oliver, tell her how ridiculous this is!
Oliver: Miley, can you tell the sun not to rise in the morning? I mean, can you tell the wave not to crash on the shore?
Miley: You've been watching soap operas again?
Oliver: No, its just, uh…my Grandma came in town. She's visiting…uh…
Miley: Yeah, you have.
Oliver: Miley, can you tell the sun not to rise in the morning? I mean, can you tell the wave not to crash on the shore?
Miley: You've been watching soap operas again?
Oliver: No, its just, uh…my Grandma came in town. She's visiting…uh…
Miley: Yeah, you have.
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Miley: [Jackson picks up a puppy and tries to find his mommy and Lilly sighs] Lilly, please. Lord Voldemort would look cute with puppy, snap out of it.
Lilly: You know, this is all your fault anyway. You're the one who had that stupid dream, and I was perfectly happy crushing in silence and stealing hair of the brush when no one was looking.
Miley: What? And by "what", I mean EWW!
Lilly: You know, this is all your fault anyway. You're the one who had that stupid dream, and I was perfectly happy crushing in silence and stealing hair of the brush when no one was looking.
Miley: What? And by "what", I mean EWW!
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Mailman: [Robbie is playing the guitar, the mailman rings the bell and Robbie opens the door] Robbie Stewart?
Robbie: That would be me. Hey, first, tell me what you think of this. [sings] I'm super cute, super hot, I'm the girl you like a lot, I'm super super girl! I'm super super girl! [stops singing] What do you think?
Mailman: I think you're super super weird!
Robbie: The gardener loved it.
Robbie: That would be me. Hey, first, tell me what you think of this. [sings] I'm super cute, super hot, I'm the girl you like a lot, I'm super super girl! I'm super super girl! [stops singing] What do you think?
Mailman: I think you're super super weird!
Robbie: The gardener loved it.
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Jackson: [Miley is asking Jackson if he feels the same way for Lilly] Huh!
Miley: Huh, what?
Jackson: I'm starting to think about Lilly that way.
Miley: No, no, wrong way, go back.
Jackson: No, no, she's cute, she's smart, she's not a kid anymore. Jackson likey!
Miley: And Miley pukey!
Miley: Huh, what?
Jackson: I'm starting to think about Lilly that way.
Miley: No, no, wrong way, go back.
Jackson: No, no, she's cute, she's smart, she's not a kid anymore. Jackson likey!
Miley: And Miley pukey!
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Mickey: There might be some tension in the Hannah possy.
Hannah: Tension, what tension? There's no tension. No, no that's just a little thing we do and we're like, Hey Lola! [spits]; Hey Jackson! [spits]
Mike: Yeah, that's just how we roll, yo! [spits in Hannah's face].
Hannah: Thank you Mike, thank you for the help.
Mike: [Points at Mack] Word!
Mack: Oh, from your mother?
Hannah: It's actually to your mother.
Mack: Oh, it's to your mother, you're right, I never know.
Hannah: You never know.
Hannah: Tension, what tension? There's no tension. No, no that's just a little thing we do and we're like, Hey Lola! [spits]; Hey Jackson! [spits]
Mike: Yeah, that's just how we roll, yo! [spits in Hannah's face].
Hannah: Thank you Mike, thank you for the help.
Mike: [Points at Mack] Word!
Mack: Oh, from your mother?
Hannah: It's actually to your mother.
Mack: Oh, it's to your mother, you're right, I never know.
Hannah: You never know.
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Lilly: [Miley was dreaming and Lilly enters her room] Oh, why aren't you up yet? You're supposed to help me pick out an outfit for Mack & Mickey tomorrow.
Miley: That's tomorrow?
Lilly: Yep.
Miley: I had the weirdest dream.
Lilly: What was it about?
Miley: You liked Jackson, and he liked you back. I tried to stop it and I was wrong, so if you really do like my brother I'm okay with it.
Lilly: Me and Jackson, together. Really…Blehhh!
Miley: Ah, that's my girl.
Miley: That's tomorrow?
Lilly: Yep.
Miley: I had the weirdest dream.
Lilly: What was it about?
Miley: You liked Jackson, and he liked you back. I tried to stop it and I was wrong, so if you really do like my brother I'm okay with it.
Lilly: Me and Jackson, together. Really…Blehhh!
Miley: Ah, that's my girl.
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Robbie: [Miley is driving her car; she has her driving test the next day.] You're doing good there bud, drivin' like a real pro. You might wanna slow down here just a touch. [thinks in his head] We're gonna die, we're gonna die!
Miley: No problem daddy, you're the boss. [thinks in her head] I know what I'm doing old man, stick a sock in it!
Robbie: You're gonna ace that driver's test, just focus on the road and stay calm. [thinks in his head] I'm gonna throw up!
Miley: I will daddy, don't you worry the driver's license is practically already in my hands. [thinks in her head] And then I'll never have to drive with your parental paranoid butt again!
Miley: No problem daddy, you're the boss. [thinks in her head] I know what I'm doing old man, stick a sock in it!
Robbie: You're gonna ace that driver's test, just focus on the road and stay calm. [thinks in his head] I'm gonna throw up!
Miley: I will daddy, don't you worry the driver's license is practically already in my hands. [thinks in her head] And then I'll never have to drive with your parental paranoid butt again!
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Miley: [She is at her driver's test.] Seatbelt check, side-view mirror check, guy in side-view mirror check him out!
Driving Instructor: [Enters the car saying] Is it too much to ask people to clean up after their dogs?
Miley: Is that part of the test cuz' it wasn't on the manual.
Driving Instructor: I mean look at this. [shows Miley his dirty shoe]
Miley: Uhh, you know maybe you could wipe that outside of my brand new car, [he wipes it inside the car] too late.
Driving Instructor: Let's get going, we're over-booked and I am all backed up.
Miley: Wish I could say the same for the dog!
Driving Instructor: [Enters the car saying] Is it too much to ask people to clean up after their dogs?
Miley: Is that part of the test cuz' it wasn't on the manual.
Driving Instructor: I mean look at this. [shows Miley his dirty shoe]
Miley: Uhh, you know maybe you could wipe that outside of my brand new car, [he wipes it inside the car] too late.
Driving Instructor: Let's get going, we're over-booked and I am all backed up.
Miley: Wish I could say the same for the dog!
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Miley: [She is talking with Lilly about the test] I know, but it's so not fair. The only good thing is that you're the only one I actually told I was doing the test.
Lilly: [Nods nervously] Ahan…
Miley: What did you do?
Lilly: Well…
Oliver: [He is rapping with other class-fellows of Miley] Here comes Miley Stewart, she passed the driver's test, she's kickin' it behind the wheel not walking like the rest, she can drive it home "say what say what", I said she can drive it home "say what say what", word and respect, the road!
Lilly: I may have mentioned it to Oliver.
Lilly: [Nods nervously] Ahan…
Miley: What did you do?
Lilly: Well…
Oliver: [He is rapping with other class-fellows of Miley] Here comes Miley Stewart, she passed the driver's test, she's kickin' it behind the wheel not walking like the rest, she can drive it home "say what say what", I said she can drive it home "say what say what", word and respect, the road!
Lilly: I may have mentioned it to Oliver.
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Oliver: [Asks Miley about the test] So, first in our class to hit the highway tell us all about it.
Miley: [stuttering] Uh, um, well you know…Driving, I personally think is over rated and it hurts our planet, and not driving now that takes some courage and I don't think that I'm gonna drive today, or tomorrow, that's how strongly I feel.
Oliver: Wow, you know that is just about the stupidest thing that I've ever heard…
Miley: Okay okay, listen up cuz' im only gonna say this once, the truth about it is…[Ashley interrupts her]
Ashley: Hey anybody seen Amber, oh wait there she is driving her brand new car with her brand new license.
Lilly: [Everybody goes towards Amber, Lilly says] Look, look its canary color with matching leather seats, [Miley pulls her back] which is tacky, really really tacky..
Miley: [stuttering] Uh, um, well you know…Driving, I personally think is over rated and it hurts our planet, and not driving now that takes some courage and I don't think that I'm gonna drive today, or tomorrow, that's how strongly I feel.
Oliver: Wow, you know that is just about the stupidest thing that I've ever heard…
Miley: Okay okay, listen up cuz' im only gonna say this once, the truth about it is…[Ashley interrupts her]
Ashley: Hey anybody seen Amber, oh wait there she is driving her brand new car with her brand new license.
Lilly: [Everybody goes towards Amber, Lilly says] Look, look its canary color with matching leather seats, [Miley pulls her back] which is tacky, really really tacky..
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Jackson: Hey dad, look at this, I just found a picture of me when i was six months old, sweet, cuddly and so so happy, and then you ruined it by having that little devil child.
Robbie: You gotta learn to laugh at life's little difficulties, [door bell rings] Oh, and speaking of little difficulties, we have a house guest.
Rico: Hello roomies.
Jackson: [exclaims] No no no no, why why why why, [points at Rico] YOU YOU YOU YOU!
Robbie: You gotta learn to laugh at life's little difficulties, [door bell rings] Oh, and speaking of little difficulties, we have a house guest.
Rico: Hello roomies.
Jackson: [exclaims] No no no no, why why why why, [points at Rico] YOU YOU YOU YOU!
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Lilly: [Miley and Lilly are the Driving center] You really think they are gonna let you take the test on the same day.
Miley: They have to, if I don't drive myself to that beach party tonight my life will be miserable.
Lilly: What are you talking about you're, Hannah Montana..
Miley: Yeah that doesn't count. Ok I'm just gonna tell the lady what happened, look at that sweet face, she will definitely make an exception.
Driving Lady: [To the Governor] NO, rules are rules, bucko!
Governor: But I'm the Governor of California.
Driving Lady: And I'm the queen…of this window. Your appointment was scheduled for 12: 20, its 12: 22. Your appointment has been "terminated". That's right I went there!
Governor: I'll be back.
Driving Lady: Not for the next 2 weeks you won't. Next!
Miley: I am so dead.
Miley: They have to, if I don't drive myself to that beach party tonight my life will be miserable.
Lilly: What are you talking about you're, Hannah Montana..
Miley: Yeah that doesn't count. Ok I'm just gonna tell the lady what happened, look at that sweet face, she will definitely make an exception.
Driving Lady: [To the Governor] NO, rules are rules, bucko!
Governor: But I'm the Governor of California.
Driving Lady: And I'm the queen…of this window. Your appointment was scheduled for 12: 20, its 12: 22. Your appointment has been "terminated". That's right I went there!
Governor: I'll be back.
Driving Lady: Not for the next 2 weeks you won't. Next!
Miley: I am so dead.
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Jackson: [Rico is shaving his armpits, Robbie is going out while Jackson says] Please please take me with you, don't leave me alone with, [look's at Rico and says] that!
Rico: I gotta big swim meet this weekend, you won't believe the difference it makes in the butterfly, [does the butterfly and shows his armpits] Yeah.
Robbie: Sorry son, every man for himself.
Rico: I gotta big swim meet this weekend, you won't believe the difference it makes in the butterfly, [does the butterfly and shows his armpits] Yeah.
Robbie: Sorry son, every man for himself.
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Miley: [She is driving her car and listenting to one of her songs, and singing along] Sometimes I like to rub government just to get my license to drive a car, and now I'm on my way to the party to see Amber and rub her face in and na na na, [she gets pulled over] good!
Officer DiAria: License, please.
Miley: Oh yes, is there a problem officer…Diarrhea?
Officer DiAria: It's "DiAria".
Miley: Of course it is my bad.
Officer DiAria: Your turn signal's been on for the last mile and a half.
Miley: Oh is my face red? You are very good at your job... They should make you captain! I'll write a letter. Thanks so much for your help, it's been great working with you. B'bye.
Officer DiAria: Ah, not so fast miss, first, explain to me why your license says, Hannah Montana.
Miley: Oh that's just because…Sweet niblets!
Officer DiAria: License, please.
Miley: Oh yes, is there a problem officer…Diarrhea?
Officer DiAria: It's "DiAria".
Miley: Of course it is my bad.
Officer DiAria: Your turn signal's been on for the last mile and a half.
Miley: Oh is my face red? You are very good at your job... They should make you captain! I'll write a letter. Thanks so much for your help, it's been great working with you. B'bye.
Officer DiAria: Ah, not so fast miss, first, explain to me why your license says, Hannah Montana.
Miley: Oh that's just because…Sweet niblets!
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Miley: [Miley is out of Jail, Robbie is driving her home] Kids, we do the darn'est things, but you gotta love us, you gotta love me right?
Robbie: You know bud you wanted something so bad that you bent the rules to get it, and anytime you do that it's gonna bite you on the butt.
Miley: And you are right, you are absolutely right, 2 hours and 23 minutes in the slammer can really change a person, i've learned my lesson, so any other, you know punishment would be completely pointless.
Robbie: Well you wouldn't necessarily go that far would ya'.
Miley: [Turns the car around] Daddy can we please not go down this road, this is where the party is and the last i want is to be seen being driven by my dad. [look's at Robbie] Oh no!
Robbie: Oh yeah!
Miley: Oh daddy, why don't you just pull down a blow horn and announce my arrival.
Robbie: You know me too well darlin'. [Says on the blow horn] Hey everybody it's Miley Stewart's daddy droppin' her off at the party because she didn't get her license ha ha, How's that for punishment.
Robbie: You know bud you wanted something so bad that you bent the rules to get it, and anytime you do that it's gonna bite you on the butt.
Miley: And you are right, you are absolutely right, 2 hours and 23 minutes in the slammer can really change a person, i've learned my lesson, so any other, you know punishment would be completely pointless.
Robbie: Well you wouldn't necessarily go that far would ya'.
Miley: [Turns the car around] Daddy can we please not go down this road, this is where the party is and the last i want is to be seen being driven by my dad. [look's at Robbie] Oh no!
Robbie: Oh yeah!
Miley: Oh daddy, why don't you just pull down a blow horn and announce my arrival.
Robbie: You know me too well darlin'. [Says on the blow horn] Hey everybody it's Miley Stewart's daddy droppin' her off at the party because she didn't get her license ha ha, How's that for punishment.
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Miley: [Miley has her license in hand, look's at the picture and says] This is so not fair, who takes a picture on 2, everyone know's you do it on 3, 1 2 3.
Lilly: It's really not that bad.
Oliver: Are you kidding, it look's like a horse stepped on her face.
Lilly: Oliver that's ridiculous. It's more like she ran into a plate glass door.. [makes silly face]
Lilly: It's really not that bad.
Oliver: Are you kidding, it look's like a horse stepped on her face.
Lilly: Oliver that's ridiculous. It's more like she ran into a plate glass door.. [makes silly face]
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Rico: Welcome to Rico's Meat Mania! All meat, all the time! [Oliver walks in and notices his display] Just for you, [sniffs a hamburger] Oh yes.
Oliver: It's the promised land! [bows down]
Joannie: [noticing Oliver] Oliver, what's the matter?
Oliver: I dropped a contact meat... lens. A contact lens! Let's walk the other filet... way. Let's walk the other way!
Oliver: It's the promised land! [bows down]
Joannie: [noticing Oliver] Oliver, what's the matter?
Oliver: I dropped a contact meat... lens. A contact lens! Let's walk the other filet... way. Let's walk the other way!
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Jackson: Ya know what the best part about having you as a sister is?
Miley: No, what?
Jackson: I was hoping you could tell me, 'cause I got nothing!
Miley: So what? You had to drive me here, just be happy we finally got you a chair where your feet touch the ground!
Miley: No, what?
Jackson: I was hoping you could tell me, 'cause I got nothing!
Miley: So what? You had to drive me here, just be happy we finally got you a chair where your feet touch the ground!
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Duncan Keats on TV: You know, I kissed a girl named Rosemary Pesto once! She sure could've used a mint!
Miley: Oh my gosh, that totally reminds me when I kissed [Robbie Ray looks at her] nobody, nobody.. [nervous smile]
Robbie Ray: I love our relationship! You pretend you don't kiss boys, and I pretend I believe you!
Miley: Oh my gosh, that totally reminds me when I kissed [Robbie Ray looks at her] nobody, nobody.. [nervous smile]
Robbie Ray: I love our relationship! You pretend you don't kiss boys, and I pretend I believe you!
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Miley: [With fork stuck in her tooth] I am not gonna crack a tooth! [her tooth flies, and lands on Jackson's nose]
Jackson: But you might lose a filling!
Jackson: But you might lose a filling!
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Miley: [Jackson is sitting with Robbie at the table, and they both have made small faces on the hands] Dad, i need to talk with you..
Jackson: [Interrupts Miley] Excuse me but we are having a very important conversation right now. [Jackson shows his hand face and says] Please let Jackson go to the party, or i'll be his only friend, and that would be sad, and weird.
Robbie: [Robbie looks at Jackson, then shows his hand face and says] No. [Robbie's hand face has a mullet and sideburns].
Jackson: You're the worst dad ever!
Jackson: [Interrupts Miley] Excuse me but we are having a very important conversation right now. [Jackson shows his hand face and says] Please let Jackson go to the party, or i'll be his only friend, and that would be sad, and weird.
Robbie: [Robbie looks at Jackson, then shows his hand face and says] No. [Robbie's hand face has a mullet and sideburns].
Jackson: You're the worst dad ever!
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Miley: Like my dad, he realizes that I am a mature, responsible adult totally capable of handling financial matters. [is handed another binder of checkbook designs] Aww, kitties playing with yarn!
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Miley: [talking about Connor being short] Sweet niblets, I've got a date with a sweet niblet.
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Oliver: You know, this kind of thing never happens in Italy, they wear berets!
Miley: That's France! Just distract her! [stands up] Lily! Oliver's having trouble breathing!
Oliver: I am? [Miley elbows his stomach, hard]
Miley: That's France! Just distract her! [stands up] Lily! Oliver's having trouble breathing!
Oliver: I am? [Miley elbows his stomach, hard]
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Hannah: What are you doing on the floor?
Jackson: Just dropped something
Hannah: If it's your dignity, you might wanna chech the empty box of platform shoes!
Jackson: Just dropped something
Hannah: If it's your dignity, you might wanna chech the empty box of platform shoes!
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Oliver: I don't know. It's just, sometimes being around all your success makes me feel--
Lily: Like a failure.
Oliver: I was gonna say "bad"...
[Lily looks nervous]
Lily: Like a failure.
Oliver: I was gonna say "bad"...
[Lily looks nervous]
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Miley and Oliver: Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on
Lily[frustrated] Come on, come on, come on! Are we gonna spend the entire weekend waiting to see if [to Miley] you got the part, or if [to Oliver] you got the gig? Wake up! Move! Do something! [Miley and Oliver stand up, and exchange seats]
Oliver: There!
Miley: Happy?
Lily: It is times like this, I thank my lucky stars I have no talent!
Miley: I didn't get the part, that's why Howard hasn't called me, he doesn't have the guts. Or he's having trouble with his gussies in the bathroom. Poor Howard. Call!
Oliver: You know, I did great! Mr. Meadow's just jealous. He's jealous that he don't have my talent. I mean, you know what they say, those who can't sing teach.
Lily: Hey, maybe I should be a teacher
Lily[frustrated] Come on, come on, come on! Are we gonna spend the entire weekend waiting to see if [to Miley] you got the part, or if [to Oliver] you got the gig? Wake up! Move! Do something! [Miley and Oliver stand up, and exchange seats]
Oliver: There!
Miley: Happy?
Lily: It is times like this, I thank my lucky stars I have no talent!
Miley: I didn't get the part, that's why Howard hasn't called me, he doesn't have the guts. Or he's having trouble with his gussies in the bathroom. Poor Howard. Call!
Oliver: You know, I did great! Mr. Meadow's just jealous. He's jealous that he don't have my talent. I mean, you know what they say, those who can't sing teach.
Lily: Hey, maybe I should be a teacher
TV Show: Hannah Montana
Miley and Oliver: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy....
Lily: Answer the phone!
Lily: Answer the phone!
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