Hannah Montana Quotes
Lily: Hey, I'd make a great teacher, supportive, fun, but no talking back, that is un-acceptable, un-acceptable I say!
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Mack: You don't like carrots?
Mickey: He can hear you! [holds her belly]
Mack: Oh, you don't like C-A-R-R-...Hey, Carra---,
Mickey: [to Hannah] Oh, come on! It's good for you!
Hannah: No, sorry! If this girl's eating an orange snack, it will be candy corn!
Mack: Carrot, it's not a K is it?
Hannah: Maybe we should get Mack a pen and paper
Mickey: Wouldn't help
Mickey: He can hear you! [holds her belly]
Mack: Oh, you don't like C-A-R-R-...Hey, Carra---,
Mickey: [to Hannah] Oh, come on! It's good for you!
Hannah: No, sorry! If this girl's eating an orange snack, it will be candy corn!
Mack: Carrot, it's not a K is it?
Hannah: Maybe we should get Mack a pen and paper
Mickey: Wouldn't help
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Hannah: Nice to meet you Mr.......?
Sean: Nahnah, but you can call me Shawn
Robbie Ray: Your name's Shawn Nahnah?
Sean: Yes, from my grandmother's side, Nanna Nina Nahnah
Robbie Ray: [to Hannah] Maybe it's not too late to drive to Capacitated. [referring to when he said Tina, who Hannah accidentally shoved out a one-story window, was "incapacitated", and Miley thought this was a place]
Sean: Nahnah, but you can call me Shawn
Robbie Ray: Your name's Shawn Nahnah?
Sean: Yes, from my grandmother's side, Nanna Nina Nahnah
Robbie Ray: [to Hannah] Maybe it's not too late to drive to Capacitated. [referring to when he said Tina, who Hannah accidentally shoved out a one-story window, was "incapacitated", and Miley thought this was a place]
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Miley: Fine, just because somebody's too lazy to drive to Capacitated.
Robbie Ray: [after Miley leaves] I have got to get that girl a dictionary.
Robbie Ray: [after Miley leaves] I have got to get that girl a dictionary.
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Hannah: You may be a great choreographer, but it's time somebody said No-no Nahnah!
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Jackson: You really wanna go down that road?
Miley: Absolutely! [walks away…and comes back momentarily] What road? And exactly why wouldn't I wanna go down there?
Jackson: You know the road that starts if you tell dad this about me it ends with me telling dad everything I know about you
Miley: [laughs] Okay, when you say "everything"?
Jackson: Everything, past, present, and future
Miley: [in high tone] Future? [scared] What kind of brother are you?
Jackson: I guess you can consider me a traitor, much like Benedict Arnold in 1779, gave away West point to [lifts his jeans] the British
Miley: Absolutely! [walks away…and comes back momentarily] What road? And exactly why wouldn't I wanna go down there?
Jackson: You know the road that starts if you tell dad this about me it ends with me telling dad everything I know about you
Miley: [laughs] Okay, when you say "everything"?
Jackson: Everything, past, present, and future
Miley: [in high tone] Future? [scared] What kind of brother are you?
Jackson: I guess you can consider me a traitor, much like Benedict Arnold in 1779, gave away West point to [lifts his jeans] the British
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Robbie Ray: Rico, I want this thing fixed, and I want it fixed now!
Rico: Alright! Alright! Did you try hitting the reset button?
Robbie Ray: The what?
Rico: The reset button, it's in big, red letters on page one of your manual? [Robbie Ray looks at him, having no idea what he's saying] You read the manual, right?
Robbie Ray: `Course I did! And I pressed the reset...reset [starts choosing some buttons, not knowing where the reset button is]
Rico: The reset button. [presses the reset button]
Robbie Ray: Oh, that reset button! I must've pressed the other one!
Rico: There is no other one
Robbie Ray: [quietly] Leave me my pride
Rico: What?
Robbie Ray: Leave me my pride, boy! [Enters the steam room]
Rico: Alright! Alright! Did you try hitting the reset button?
Robbie Ray: The what?
Rico: The reset button, it's in big, red letters on page one of your manual? [Robbie Ray looks at him, having no idea what he's saying] You read the manual, right?
Robbie Ray: `Course I did! And I pressed the reset...reset [starts choosing some buttons, not knowing where the reset button is]
Rico: The reset button. [presses the reset button]
Robbie Ray: Oh, that reset button! I must've pressed the other one!
Rico: There is no other one
Robbie Ray: [quietly] Leave me my pride
Rico: What?
Robbie Ray: Leave me my pride, boy! [Enters the steam room]
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Robbie Ray: Hey, I'm just going for a quick jog, good luck on your test
Jackson: What do you mean by that?
Robbie Ray: Nothing, I'm just saying good luck!
Jackson: Oh, thanks
Robbie Ray: You got everything covered?
Jackson: What do you mean by that?
Robbie Ray: Wow, son, take it easy, I could see you're stressed, but everything's gonna be fine!
Jackson: I know
Robbie Ray: Well, uh
Robbie Ray and Jackson: Bye [Robbie Ray leaves]
Jackson: It's so hot in here! [lifts his sleeve] No sweating,no smudging! [lifts his jeans] No sweating, no smudging!
Miley: Loosening up some cheating skills, so you can write down more cheating answers, Floppy McCheaterPants?
Jackson: What do you mean by that?
Robbie Ray: Nothing, I'm just saying good luck!
Jackson: Oh, thanks
Robbie Ray: You got everything covered?
Jackson: What do you mean by that?
Robbie Ray: Wow, son, take it easy, I could see you're stressed, but everything's gonna be fine!
Jackson: I know
Robbie Ray: Well, uh
Robbie Ray and Jackson: Bye [Robbie Ray leaves]
Jackson: It's so hot in here! [lifts his sleeve] No sweating,no smudging! [lifts his jeans] No sweating, no smudging!
Miley: Loosening up some cheating skills, so you can write down more cheating answers, Floppy McCheaterPants?
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Jackson: [After his sweat is smudging the answers written on his arms] Oh, great! There goes the 19th amedment! [shouting to Miley] Thanks to you, women are losing the right to vote!
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Miley: Now, when Jackson comes in, close the door!
Lily: Would it kill you to say please once in a while?
Miley: Please?
Lily: Thank you!
Lily: Would it kill you to say please once in a while?
Miley: Please?
Lily: Thank you!
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Rico: Would you like the 30% friends and family discount?
Robbie Ray: Thirty percent? Fifty!
Rico: Forty and I'll be nice to your son at the shack.
Robbie Ray: Forty-five and I don't care how you treat him.
Robbie Ray: Thirty percent? Fifty!
Rico: Forty and I'll be nice to your son at the shack.
Robbie Ray: Forty-five and I don't care how you treat him.
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Robbie Ray: Who wants the last achy-breaky, everybody-wakey, do a little shakey, pancakey?
Jackson: [Miley and Jackson both grab the plate] You already had 2, piggy! [snorts]
Miley: Oh, wow! I didn't know you could count that high! Now give it!
Jackson: I'm still a growing boy!
Miley: [scoffs] Not since the fourth grade you're not!
Robbie Ray: Okay, your mom wanted kids, I wanted dogs…I still want dogs!
Miley: You're right, Jackson, I have a simple solution! [grabs the pancake, and licks it][Jackson grabs the pancake and takes a bite out of it]
Jackson: Sixteen years and still doing rookie mistakes!
Jackson: [Miley and Jackson both grab the plate] You already had 2, piggy! [snorts]
Miley: Oh, wow! I didn't know you could count that high! Now give it!
Jackson: I'm still a growing boy!
Miley: [scoffs] Not since the fourth grade you're not!
Robbie Ray: Okay, your mom wanted kids, I wanted dogs…I still want dogs!
Miley: You're right, Jackson, I have a simple solution! [grabs the pancake, and licks it][Jackson grabs the pancake and takes a bite out of it]
Jackson: Sixteen years and still doing rookie mistakes!
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Rico: Well, I want you to meet my sweetie, Lily!
Lilly: [She spits out nachos] What?!?
Lilly: [She spits out nachos] What?!?
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Jackson: Ow, my head!
Miley: Your head? My tights! [Robbie Ray looks at Miley]
Jackson: Who are you guys?
Miley: [sarcastic] Very funny, Jackson!
Jackson: Who's Jackson?
Robbie Ray: Sweet Pea, I think he's serious!
Jackson: Who's sweet Pea? I don't remember anything!
Miley: Okay, let's not panic! [Robbie turns to her] It's not like he knew that much before.
Miley: Your head? My tights! [Robbie Ray looks at Miley]
Jackson: Who are you guys?
Miley: [sarcastic] Very funny, Jackson!
Jackson: Who's Jackson?
Robbie Ray: Sweet Pea, I think he's serious!
Jackson: Who's sweet Pea? I don't remember anything!
Miley: Okay, let's not panic! [Robbie turns to her] It's not like he knew that much before.
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Miley: Daddy-who-better-be-ready-to-catch-me-say-what?
Robbie Ray: What? [Miley faints, Robbie Ray catches her]
Robbie Ray: What? [Miley faints, Robbie Ray catches her]
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Robbie Ray: You know, your Uncle Earl and I used to fight all the time. When he went away to college, it was the four saddest days of my life!
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Miley: I want my rotten, stinkin', pancake-stealin' brother back!
Robbie Ray: You miss him, huh?
Miley: More than I ever thought I would!
Jackson: Well, it sure took you long enough!
Miley: [confused] Jackson? [relieved, extends her arms for a hug and walks closer] Jackson! [angry] Jackson!
Jackson: [nods] Amnesia? What'd you think this was? An episode of Gilligan's Island?
Robbie Ray: You miss him, huh?
Miley: More than I ever thought I would!
Jackson: Well, it sure took you long enough!
Miley: [confused] Jackson? [relieved, extends her arms for a hug and walks closer] Jackson! [angry] Jackson!
Jackson: [nods] Amnesia? What'd you think this was? An episode of Gilligan's Island?
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Robbie Ray: Jackson, who was the first president of the United States?
Jackson: George Washington
Robbie Ray: And who am I?
Jackson: George Washington?
Robbie Ray: I'm your father.
Jackson: My father's George Washington?
Lilly: [yelling] No, your father's Robbie Ray Stewart!
Jackson: [to Robbie Ray] Why is she yelling at me, George?
Robbie Ray: Oy!
Jackson: George Washington
Robbie Ray: And who am I?
Jackson: George Washington?
Robbie Ray: I'm your father.
Jackson: My father's George Washington?
Lilly: [yelling] No, your father's Robbie Ray Stewart!
Jackson: [to Robbie Ray] Why is she yelling at me, George?
Robbie Ray: Oy!
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Lilly: You have a cousin named Angus?
Rico: His real name's Alejandro Nuñes Gonzales Uberto Sifuentes.
Lilly: Why do you call him Angus?
Rico: Because it's easier than calling him Alejandro Nuñes Gonzales Uberto Sifuentes. I hate him when he visits! Obnoxious jerk! All he ever does is one-up me! I catch a fish, he wrestles an alligator! I'm voted Model Student of the Month, he's voted Australia Swimsuit Model of the Year!
Angus: [in Australian accent] Good day, mate!
Rico: And the torture begins!
Lilly: Hey, he looks just like—
Rico: [cuts her off before she can mention how much he and Angus look alike] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know! He's gorgeous! Don't rub it in!
Rico: His real name's Alejandro Nuñes Gonzales Uberto Sifuentes.
Lilly: Why do you call him Angus?
Rico: Because it's easier than calling him Alejandro Nuñes Gonzales Uberto Sifuentes. I hate him when he visits! Obnoxious jerk! All he ever does is one-up me! I catch a fish, he wrestles an alligator! I'm voted Model Student of the Month, he's voted Australia Swimsuit Model of the Year!
Angus: [in Australian accent] Good day, mate!
Rico: And the torture begins!
Lilly: Hey, he looks just like—
Rico: [cuts her off before she can mention how much he and Angus look alike] Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know! He's gorgeous! Don't rub it in!
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Lilly: [reading from a card] My Rico is the love monkey who carries me off into a magical jungle of romance? I can't read this! I've got last night's lasagna coming up just thinking about it!
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Miley: But, if it helps it all, my life is fantastic!
Lilly: That helps me how?
Miley: Well, good morning, Selfish Sally!
Lilly: That helps me how?
Miley: Well, good morning, Selfish Sally!
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Jackson: Enjoy the reunion, dad!
Miley: Call us when you land, love you!
Jackson: [to Miley] He is gonna have so much fun seeing the band again!
Miley: And it is so cool that he trusts us to leave us alone for the first time....
Miley: Call us when you land, love you!
Jackson: [to Miley] He is gonna have so much fun seeing the band again!
Miley: And it is so cool that he trusts us to leave us alone for the first time....
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Miley and Jackson: Sucker!!! [they both laugh]
Miley: [enters the house with Jackson while singing and dancing] We're gonna party!
Jackson: [singing and dancing] And party harty!
Miley: [singing and dancing] With my friend Marty!
Jackson: [singing and dancing] You don't know a Marty!
Miley: [singing and dancing] But it rhymes with party!
Miley: [enters the house with Jackson while singing and dancing] We're gonna party!
Jackson: [singing and dancing] And party harty!
Miley: [singing and dancing] With my friend Marty!
Jackson: [singing and dancing] You don't know a Marty!
Miley: [singing and dancing] But it rhymes with party!
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Hannah: [imitating Robbie Ray] Now, young man, I expect you home before curfew!
Jackson: [also imitating Robbie Ray] And bud, you call if you're gonna be late! [flips imaginary long hair]
Jackson: [also imitating Robbie Ray] And bud, you call if you're gonna be late! [flips imaginary long hair]
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Hannah and Jackson: [both laugh]
Jackson: Shall we, my curfewless compadre?
Hannah: We shall, my sneaky sibling! [holds onto Jackson's arm]
Jackson: Shall we, my curfewless compadre?
Hannah: We shall, my sneaky sibling! [holds onto Jackson's arm]
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Miley: [dressed as her character, Indiana Joannie] I have a whip!!!!!!!!!!! And I have no idea how to use it!
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