Hannah Montana Quotes
Lilly: [in class] The only other thing on here is "I heart Dex," and I'm not gonna say that with him sitting right there... Oops!
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Lilly: I don't know. This one is pretty goofy. I mean you have your hair in curlers and eyes bugging out and your "Miley" necklace flopping all over the place.
Miley: Future sleaze-journalist say what?
Miley: Future sleaze-journalist say what?
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The Rock: [to photographer who'd been planning to throw a Strawberry Cream Pie in his face] Are you sure?
[The stunned photographer looks from the Rock to the pie then hits himself in the face with it.]
The Rock: Good choice.
[The stunned photographer looks from the Rock to the pie then hits himself in the face with it.]
The Rock: Good choice.
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[after a week of silence Miley's voice returns]
Lilly: [as she and Miley hug] Oh, it's so good to hear your voice again!
Miley: [angrily] "I heart Dex"?!
Lilly: [desperately] The last thing you want to do is overwork it!
Miley: "Betty Burg's Address"?!
Oliver: Oh man, did you make her look dumb!
[Miley turns on Oliver.]
Miley: "Just plant one on her right now, big boy"?!
Oliver: Oh, like you weren't thinking it!
[Miley opens her mouth to angrily correct him but stops.]
Lilly: [as she and Miley hug] Oh, it's so good to hear your voice again!
Miley: [angrily] "I heart Dex"?!
Lilly: [desperately] The last thing you want to do is overwork it!
Miley: "Betty Burg's Address"?!
Oliver: Oh man, did you make her look dumb!
[Miley turns on Oliver.]
Miley: "Just plant one on her right now, big boy"?!
Oliver: Oh, like you weren't thinking it!
[Miley opens her mouth to angrily correct him but stops.]
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Oliver: [to Jackson/Bucky Kentucky] Dude, dude, dude, dude, you rock!!
Lilly: [screaming] I LOVE YOU!!
Lilly: [screaming] I LOVE YOU!!
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Lilly: I like your Mom. She's funny.
Oliver: [dreamily] She's pretty too...
Miley: That's it. You're outta here!
[Oliver starts moving toward the door, as if being pulled by an invisible force.]
Oliver: Wait! Why am I going? I don't want to go! STOP! This is not fair!
Oliver: [dreamily] She's pretty too...
Miley: That's it. You're outta here!
[Oliver starts moving toward the door, as if being pulled by an invisible force.]
Oliver: Wait! Why am I going? I don't want to go! STOP! This is not fair!
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Mom: You see? You were loved long before you were Hannah Montana, and you'll be loved long after Hannah's on one of those "Where Are They Now?" shows.
Miley: I think you're confusing me with Dad.
Miley: I think you're confusing me with Dad.
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Doctor: Doesn't that make you feel better? It doesn't, does it. I'll stop talking now.
Miley: [squeaking] Ya think?
Miley: [squeaking] Ya think?
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Jackson: Besides, what do you think's gonna happen? Just as the surgery's about to start, a meteor hits a bus. The bus drives into a hot dog stand, a giant neon weiner flies into the power lines, the lights go off in the operating room, and the next thing you know, you're spending the rest of your life singing like Aunt Pearl after she swallowed that kazoo! Remember? [Starts making kazoo noises.]
Miley: Oh no. I'm never gonna be Hannah Montana again, all because of a giant weiner! [Runs upstairs.]
Miley: Oh no. I'm never gonna be Hannah Montana again, all because of a giant weiner! [Runs upstairs.]
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Robby: There ya go Lilly. Why don't ya read it to me to see how it sounds.
Lilly: "Dear Lilly and Oliver-" Oh boy.
Robby: Keep going. It gets better.
Lilly: "How dumb do y'all think I am? Love, Robby Ray." ...I like the "love" part.
Lilly: "Dear Lilly and Oliver-" Oh boy.
Robby: Keep going. It gets better.
Lilly: "How dumb do y'all think I am? Love, Robby Ray." ...I like the "love" part.
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Robby: Let me tell you a bit about my days in the band.
[Miley and Jackson groan.]
Jackson: ...you told her to shorten her last name...
Miley: ...and the rest...
Jackson: ...is history.
Robby: That is a true story. But are we talking about that right now? NO! We're talking about the fact that you two can't learn to get along!
Jackson: She spit on my neck!!
Miley: I almost wiped my face with his underwear! (crying voice) Daddy I'm gonna live with that for the rest of my life!!
[Miley and Jackson groan.]
Jackson: ...you told her to shorten her last name...
Miley: ...and the rest...
Jackson: ...is history.
Robby: That is a true story. But are we talking about that right now? NO! We're talking about the fact that you two can't learn to get along!
Jackson: She spit on my neck!!
Miley: I almost wiped my face with his underwear! (crying voice) Daddy I'm gonna live with that for the rest of my life!!
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Jackson: Hi! I'm Miley, now I'm Hannah, now I'm Miley. I'm a real girl, I'm a pop star! Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, except for me because I'm PERFECT! [to Miley] your turn
Miley: My pleasure: Girls, cars, nose hair [makes armpit farting noises] Good day, I said good day, Daddy! Whoo. Now I dont know about you, but I feel much much better.
Miley: My pleasure: Girls, cars, nose hair [makes armpit farting noises] Good day, I said good day, Daddy! Whoo. Now I dont know about you, but I feel much much better.
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Miley: This is a big moment for Lilly. And if you had a romantic bone in your body you'd be able to see that!
Oliver: Hey, I have eyes. Okay, look.
[Lucas says something to Lilly and she laughs.]
Oliver: He just said something funny, she laughed. Big whoop!
Miley: She's not laughing cause he's funny. She's laughing cause he's cute![to herself] Boy brains, you might as well scoop em out and store nuts up there.
Oliver: Hey, I have eyes. Okay, look.
[Lucas says something to Lilly and she laughs.]
Oliver: He just said something funny, she laughed. Big whoop!
Miley: She's not laughing cause he's funny. She's laughing cause he's cute![to herself] Boy brains, you might as well scoop em out and store nuts up there.
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Lucas: You are so cute.
Lilly: You’re cuter!
Lucas: No, you’re cuter.
Lilly: No, you’re cuter.
Miley: Yeah. You’re both adorable. Can you pass the salt?
Lucas: I made you a mixed CD. To celebrate the 9 days we’ve spent together.
Miley: It’s right there, next to the pepper!
Lilly: The soundtrack of our love…
Miley: Help me out here, people! I’m chewing on cardboard here!
Lucas: You make me so happy Lily Pad!
Lilly: Not as happy as you make me, Lukey-Wukey
Miley: I think I’m gonna pukey-wukey.
Lilly: You’re cuter!
Lucas: No, you’re cuter.
Lilly: No, you’re cuter.
Miley: Yeah. You’re both adorable. Can you pass the salt?
Lucas: I made you a mixed CD. To celebrate the 9 days we’ve spent together.
Miley: It’s right there, next to the pepper!
Lilly: The soundtrack of our love…
Miley: Help me out here, people! I’m chewing on cardboard here!
Lucas: You make me so happy Lily Pad!
Lilly: Not as happy as you make me, Lukey-Wukey
Miley: I think I’m gonna pukey-wukey.
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Oliver: I found out I'm an autumn, capri pants are best for my figure, and that true love eventually turns into a warm, comfortable glow.[Miley look at him wierd]
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Miley: [referring to Roxy] She put a bell around his arm so every time he tried to make a move it went dingdingdingdingding!
Robby: Exactly how many times did this boy "Ding?"
Miley: It doesn't matter. Every time he went "ding," she went, "Don't," and I went "Dang!"
Robby: Exactly how many times did this boy "Ding?"
Miley: It doesn't matter. Every time he went "ding," she went, "Don't," and I went "Dang!"
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Jake: Except for this wig. It's worse than the one I wore in Teen BigFoot. "The only thing bigger than his feet-"
Miley and Lilly: [in unison] Was his-
Oliver: [suddenly waking up] WAS HIS HEART!
Miley and Lilly: [in unison] Was his-
Oliver: [suddenly waking up] WAS HIS HEART!
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Miley: What kind of relationship will it be if I have to lie to him about half of my life?
Robby: Well, you could always tell him the truth.
Miley: What?!
Robby: Or not. Honey, I know it's a tough decision, but I'm sure you'll make the right one.
Miley: No I won't! I'm 14! I'm almost guaranteed to mess this up. You're the adult. You're supposed to tell me what to do!
Robby: Now what kind of a father would I be if I just ordered you around all the time?
Miley: A normal one? I swear, you are no help at all. [leaves]
Robby: Huh. Boy, even when I don't say something, I say something wrong!
Robby: Well, you could always tell him the truth.
Miley: What?!
Robby: Or not. Honey, I know it's a tough decision, but I'm sure you'll make the right one.
Miley: No I won't! I'm 14! I'm almost guaranteed to mess this up. You're the adult. You're supposed to tell me what to do!
Robby: Now what kind of a father would I be if I just ordered you around all the time?
Miley: A normal one? I swear, you are no help at all. [leaves]
Robby: Huh. Boy, even when I don't say something, I say something wrong!
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Jackson: [to Rico, after he criticized his surf shop, saying IHOF, "international house of failure"] Well, maybe I will! But instead, I'll call it, International House of Reasonably Priced Water! And Fries! And... Stuff! IHORPWAFAS!
[Rico starts leaving, unimpressed.]
Jackson: Yeah, yeah! Hear the name and tremble, Rico! I...HORPWAFAS!
[Rico starts leaving, unimpressed.]
Jackson: Yeah, yeah! Hear the name and tremble, Rico! I...HORPWAFAS!
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Miley: Learn to love his flaws?
Oliver: Yeah, like the adorable way he steals water from little girls!
Oliver: Yeah, like the adorable way he steals water from little girls!
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Miley: Thanks for letting me cut in line, sweetie. My boyfriend had his tonsils out, he can barely talk.
Jake: honey, what's taking so long?
Miley: (nervously) Did I say tonsils? I meant kidneys!
Little Girl: (angrily) My mom has a taser. ZZZTTT!
Jake: honey, what's taking so long?
Miley: (nervously) Did I say tonsils? I meant kidneys!
Little Girl: (angrily) My mom has a taser. ZZZTTT!
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Miley: Lilly why do you read that tabloid trash, it's nothing but lies...
Lilly: [reading tabloid] Hannah Montana looks fabulous...
Miley: ...with the occasional glimmer of truth.
Lilly: You didn't let me finish. [reading tabloid] ...too bad she's really a guy!
Miley: You have got to be kidding me!
Lilly: I can't believe you didn't tell me! [gasps] You slept over my house! [gasps] You borrowed my bras!
Miley: Hey I look good in a moustache. Oh yeah I would totally date me.
Lilly: Me too.
[share weird look]
Miley and Lilly: [in unison] Awkward!
'Lilly: Oh oh.
Miley: Let me guess, it's another article about Jake Ryan isn't it.
Lilly: It says his movie is done and he's back in town for the premiere.
Miley: Big whack, I don't need some guy who kisses me knowing that he's about to leave for 6 months and do some stupid movie.
Miley: Jake could fall out of the sky wearing a tuxedo and I wouldn't care.
[Jake falls from the sky in a parachute and a tuxedo.]
Lilly: Um, Miley?
Miley: I'm serious. He could come down, giving me a dozen roses and it would make no difference. Zero! Zilch! El zippo!
Lilly: What if he got on his knees and begged you to take him back?
Miley: Like that's ever gonna happen.
[Lilly points to Jake and Miley turns around and sees him.]
Jake: Sorry it's only one rose, but I did bring chocolates.
[Chocolates fall from the sky into his hand.]
Lilly: Not just chocolates. Chocolates from the sky!
Miley: Jake, I don't know what to say, so i guess i'll just show you how I feel
Lilly: Thank you!
Lilly: [reading tabloid] Hannah Montana looks fabulous...
Miley: ...with the occasional glimmer of truth.
Lilly: You didn't let me finish. [reading tabloid] ...too bad she's really a guy!
Miley: You have got to be kidding me!
Lilly: I can't believe you didn't tell me! [gasps] You slept over my house! [gasps] You borrowed my bras!
Miley: Hey I look good in a moustache. Oh yeah I would totally date me.
Lilly: Me too.
[share weird look]
Miley and Lilly: [in unison] Awkward!
'Lilly: Oh oh.
Miley: Let me guess, it's another article about Jake Ryan isn't it.
Lilly: It says his movie is done and he's back in town for the premiere.
Miley: Big whack, I don't need some guy who kisses me knowing that he's about to leave for 6 months and do some stupid movie.
Miley: Jake could fall out of the sky wearing a tuxedo and I wouldn't care.
[Jake falls from the sky in a parachute and a tuxedo.]
Lilly: Um, Miley?
Miley: I'm serious. He could come down, giving me a dozen roses and it would make no difference. Zero! Zilch! El zippo!
Lilly: What if he got on his knees and begged you to take him back?
Miley: Like that's ever gonna happen.
[Lilly points to Jake and Miley turns around and sees him.]
Jake: Sorry it's only one rose, but I did bring chocolates.
[Chocolates fall from the sky into his hand.]
Lilly: Not just chocolates. Chocolates from the sky!
Miley: Jake, I don't know what to say, so i guess i'll just show you how I feel
Lilly: Thank you!
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Miley: Thanks! Another basket from Jake. What a surprise!
Robby: I agree Mile, you either date this boy Jake, or tell him to send a work-out tape, cuz I'm one muffin away from my easy fit jeans
Miley: I got two words for yeh, Will power
Robby: I got two words for you, Mini jellys. Mhh I am so weak
Lilly: Look who was waiting in the drive way. You can almost hear him say: Miley take me back, give me one more chance!
Miley: Oh, I'll give you something.
Robby: Not the chocolate chip ones, use the bran, nobody eats those.
Lilly: Oh my dad does, he calls them nature's broom. Uh, peanut butter balls.
Miley: Hello! Guys, this jerk hurt me and he's not gonna win me back with peanut butter balls.
Robby: Ok, you're right darling. I'm getting rid of everything. uuh and I'll start by grilling up these perfect marinade T-bones.
Lilly: Medium rear please.
Robby: Got it.
Lilly: Come on Miley, the poor guy has done just about everything for now, what more can he do?
Jake: Yeah Miley, what else can I do.
Miley: You're never gonna stop are you.
Jake: Miley, You've dumped stuff on me, and you've yelled at me, the one thing you haven't done is tell me that you don't care about me, tell me that and I'll go away.
Lilly: No, you can't, he's so and you, I mean, come on.
Jake: I know I kissed you and I left and I'm sorry, but I never stopped thinking about you.
Lilly: Oh he never stopped and now I mean come on. I'll just go help for the steaks.
Miley: You do that.
Lilly: Come on Jake'rs
Miley: Ok, I never stopped thinking about you either.
Jake: Then you'll give me another chance?
Miley: How about we start with tonight?
Ja
Robby: I agree Mile, you either date this boy Jake, or tell him to send a work-out tape, cuz I'm one muffin away from my easy fit jeans
Miley: I got two words for yeh, Will power
Robby: I got two words for you, Mini jellys. Mhh I am so weak
Lilly: Look who was waiting in the drive way. You can almost hear him say: Miley take me back, give me one more chance!
Miley: Oh, I'll give you something.
Robby: Not the chocolate chip ones, use the bran, nobody eats those.
Lilly: Oh my dad does, he calls them nature's broom. Uh, peanut butter balls.
Miley: Hello! Guys, this jerk hurt me and he's not gonna win me back with peanut butter balls.
Robby: Ok, you're right darling. I'm getting rid of everything. uuh and I'll start by grilling up these perfect marinade T-bones.
Lilly: Medium rear please.
Robby: Got it.
Lilly: Come on Miley, the poor guy has done just about everything for now, what more can he do?
Jake: Yeah Miley, what else can I do.
Miley: You're never gonna stop are you.
Jake: Miley, You've dumped stuff on me, and you've yelled at me, the one thing you haven't done is tell me that you don't care about me, tell me that and I'll go away.
Lilly: No, you can't, he's so and you, I mean, come on.
Jake: I know I kissed you and I left and I'm sorry, but I never stopped thinking about you.
Lilly: Oh he never stopped and now I mean come on. I'll just go help for the steaks.
Miley: You do that.
Lilly: Come on Jake'rs
Miley: Ok, I never stopped thinking about you either.
Jake: Then you'll give me another chance?
Miley: How about we start with tonight?
Ja
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Natasha: I'm so hot.
Jackson: Yes you are.
Natasha: Can I get a bottle of water?
Jackson: Yes you are. Can I mean yes you can.
(she gives him 1 dollar)
Jackson: Oh sorry, Rico just tripled this price to 3 bucks.
Natasha: But that's all I have, and as I said before I am so, so hot.
Jackson: Don't go anywhere. Ok, taking care of me now you, you can have the employee discount.
Rico: Muahahaha. You're fired.
Jackson: What are you talking about?
Rico: Nice work Natasha, go buy yourself something pretty.
Jackson: (folowing Natasha) No, wait wait, come back.
Rico: You ripped me off.
Jackson: Me? You're the one ripping people off. Three bucks for a bottle of water, that's stealing
Rico: That's America. You wanna give stuff away, open you own shack, you can call it IHOF International House of Failure.
Jackson: Oh, Well maybe I will. but instead I'll call it International House of Reasonably priced water, and fries and stuff.. IHORPWAFAS. Yeah, hear the name and tremble Rico IHORPWAFAS!
Jackson: Yes you are.
Natasha: Can I get a bottle of water?
Jackson: Yes you are. Can I mean yes you can.
(she gives him 1 dollar)
Jackson: Oh sorry, Rico just tripled this price to 3 bucks.
Natasha: But that's all I have, and as I said before I am so, so hot.
Jackson: Don't go anywhere. Ok, taking care of me now you, you can have the employee discount.
Rico: Muahahaha. You're fired.
Jackson: What are you talking about?
Rico: Nice work Natasha, go buy yourself something pretty.
Jackson: (folowing Natasha) No, wait wait, come back.
Rico: You ripped me off.
Jackson: Me? You're the one ripping people off. Three bucks for a bottle of water, that's stealing
Rico: That's America. You wanna give stuff away, open you own shack, you can call it IHOF International House of Failure.
Jackson: Oh, Well maybe I will. but instead I'll call it International House of Reasonably priced water, and fries and stuff.. IHORPWAFAS. Yeah, hear the name and tremble Rico IHORPWAFAS!
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Brian Winters I'm Brian Winters and the stars are all up for the premiere of Teen Gladiator and the sword of fire. And here are the Teen Gladiators Jake Ryan and Marrissa Hughes, coming over to talk to me, Brian Winters. So Jake I don't know what's bigger, the buzz about this movie, or the buzz about you two.
Jake: Oh well thanks Brian, We're both really exited about this movie aren't we honey?
Marrissa: We sure are Jakey.
Jake: Oh well thanks Brian, We're both really exited about this movie aren't we honey?
Marrissa: We sure are Jakey.
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Miley: We sure are Jakey. Look at her draped over him like drapes, cheap cleaning drapes. It's disgusting.
Robby: Sure it is.
Miley: How can you guys keep eating that stuff? That's Jake's steak. It's the steak that Jake drove through my heart.
Robby: The good news is it cuts like butter.
Miley: Dad!!
Robby: I'm sorry darlin' but you're better off without him. I mean, if he's gonna choose her over you, he obviously has no taste.
Lilly: Except in meat; this filet is fantastic!
Robby: Sure it is.
Miley: How can you guys keep eating that stuff? That's Jake's steak. It's the steak that Jake drove through my heart.
Robby: The good news is it cuts like butter.
Miley: Dad!!
Robby: I'm sorry darlin' but you're better off without him. I mean, if he's gonna choose her over you, he obviously has no taste.
Lilly: Except in meat; this filet is fantastic!
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