Hannah Montana Quotes
Miley: Lilly, I found out a way to get my daddy back!
Lilly: How?
Miley: Okay, the "JoBros" aren't going to record dad's song if he knew it was stolen from another guy band.
Lilly: What guy band?
[Miley plays with her hair.]
Lilly: Oh, no!
Miley: [puts her hair on her upper lip like a mustache] Oh yeah!
Lilly: How?
Miley: Okay, the "JoBros" aren't going to record dad's song if he knew it was stolen from another guy band.
Lilly: What guy band?
[Miley plays with her hair.]
Lilly: Oh, no!
Miley: [puts her hair on her upper lip like a mustache] Oh yeah!
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Joe: Eat marshmallow fro bro! [all have marshmallow shooters]
Nick: Chew on this sucker!
Kevin: Put this in your cocoa!
Joe: Hey, let's blast Robbie Ray!
Nick: Great idea!
Kevin: Guys! Guys! But it's three against one! I like it!
Nick: Chew on this sucker!
Kevin: Put this in your cocoa!
Joe: Hey, let's blast Robbie Ray!
Nick: Great idea!
Kevin: Guys! Guys! But it's three against one! I like it!
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Milo/Miley: Yo guys, we're workin here!
Otis/Lilly: Yeah dudes, be cool! dudes! Yo!
Kevin: Uhhh, sorry guys. We got a text from the guy we're working with, told us to be here early, our bad.
Milo: No big, we're just workin on our guy band stuff, so if you guys wanna hang till we guys are done, that's cool! Cause you know, we're all...guys!
Nick: This is Joe & Kevin.And I'm Nick.
Milo: We know who you are, your music ROCKS!
Otis: You're so hot!
[Miley looks at Lilly with distress.]
Milo: ...on the charts! Burnin 'em up! Yeah!
Otis: That's right man, dudes, yo!
Otis/Lilly: Yeah dudes, be cool! dudes! Yo!
Kevin: Uhhh, sorry guys. We got a text from the guy we're working with, told us to be here early, our bad.
Milo: No big, we're just workin on our guy band stuff, so if you guys wanna hang till we guys are done, that's cool! Cause you know, we're all...guys!
Nick: This is Joe & Kevin.And I'm Nick.
Milo: We know who you are, your music ROCKS!
Otis: You're so hot!
[Miley looks at Lilly with distress.]
Milo: ...on the charts! Burnin 'em up! Yeah!
Otis: That's right man, dudes, yo!
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Joe: So, what are you guys working on?
Milo: New song we just wrote.
Otis: Ourselves, we wrote it, Milo and Otis, two guys. FOOTBALL!
Milo: They get it! Let's play it for them!
Otis: Coolio! MONSTER TRUCKS!
[They play We Got the Party With Us really badly.]
Joe: That's our song! Isn't it?
Kevin: I can't hear you, my ears are full of melted brain!
Nick: I kinda liked it. [both hit him]
Milo: New song we just wrote.
Otis: Ourselves, we wrote it, Milo and Otis, two guys. FOOTBALL!
Milo: They get it! Let's play it for them!
Otis: Coolio! MONSTER TRUCKS!
[They play We Got the Party With Us really badly.]
Joe: That's our song! Isn't it?
Kevin: I can't hear you, my ears are full of melted brain!
Nick: I kinda liked it. [both hit him]
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Joe: Sorry guys, it's your song. Are we cool?
Milo: We're cool. [extends her fist and Joe hits it hard]
Nick: No hard feelings?
Otis: Nothing that a hug couldn't fix.
[Nick gives Otis a man hug but Otis hugs him back for a long time.]
Milo: Otis...Otis!!
[Jonas Brothers leave the room.]
Nick: That dude smells really good. [Joe hits him at the back of his neck]
Milo: We're cool. [extends her fist and Joe hits it hard]
Nick: No hard feelings?
Otis: Nothing that a hug couldn't fix.
[Nick gives Otis a man hug but Otis hugs him back for a long time.]
Milo: Otis...Otis!!
[Jonas Brothers leave the room.]
Nick: That dude smells really good. [Joe hits him at the back of his neck]
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Robby: [to Miley] Oh darling, let me tell you something. You know I can write a hundred songs for those boys, but there is one thing I can't do, that's put my arm around them and say the're my little girl. Well, I could but it would be extremely weird!
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Robby: I don't know. They promised they were gonna be here.
[sees the Jonas Brothers]
Joe: And we always keep our promises!
Miley: Duck and cover Daddy, it's the return of the Jonii.
[sees the Jonas Brothers]
Joe: And we always keep our promises!
Miley: Duck and cover Daddy, it's the return of the Jonii.
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The Rock: So all this happened because you wanted a Z-Phone?
Miley: Ya, I guess I just caught up in having the next new thing.
The Rock: Y'know Miley, there's always going to be something new around the corner.
Lilly: Hey that's what my Mom says! [Rock glares at her] Not that you remind me of my Mom, except for the nails 'cause these are her nails.
Miley: Ya, I guess I just caught up in having the next new thing.
The Rock: Y'know Miley, there's always going to be something new around the corner.
Lilly: Hey that's what my Mom says! [Rock glares at her] Not that you remind me of my Mom, except for the nails 'cause these are her nails.
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Miley: [to out of shot editor] Thanks for finally giving me my picture back. [Camera zooms out to reveal The Rock is holding the editor upside down by his ankle]
Editor: Well, after I thought about it, kinda figured it was the right thing to do.
The Rock: Good choice.
Editor: Well, after I thought about it, kinda figured it was the right thing to do.
The Rock: Good choice.
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Miley: [to Jackson] My life is complicated enough. The last thing I need in my life right now is more drama.
Jake: Hi, Miley.
Miley: [staring at Jake] Hellooooo, drama!
Jake: Hi, Miley.
Miley: [staring at Jake] Hellooooo, drama!
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Hannah: [on the phone] Hey, what's up, it's Hannah Montana, what would you like to give?
Mikayla: Singing lessons. I just heard your new single. Ouch!
Hannah: Well, I heard yours and I thought it was fantastic!
Mikayla: [in disbelief] Really?
Hannah: Yeah, my brother ate some bad catfish so we played it for him to induce vomitting. It was like BAM! Instant puke!
Mikayla: Has been.
Hannah: Never was.
Mikayla: Bottle-blonde.
Hannah: Lip-syncher.
Mikayla: Bra stuffer.
Hannah: [gasps] I hate you.
Mikalya: Like I care.
Mikayla: Singing lessons. I just heard your new single. Ouch!
Hannah: Well, I heard yours and I thought it was fantastic!
Mikayla: [in disbelief] Really?
Hannah: Yeah, my brother ate some bad catfish so we played it for him to induce vomitting. It was like BAM! Instant puke!
Mikayla: Has been.
Hannah: Never was.
Mikayla: Bottle-blonde.
Hannah: Lip-syncher.
Mikayla: Bra stuffer.
Hannah: [gasps] I hate you.
Mikalya: Like I care.
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Miley: [closing the door] Hi.
Jake: You look great.
Miley: Oh boy!
Jake: Listen Miley, I…
Miley: I know I know. You haven't been able to forget about me. Your life feels empty without me. You see my face everywhere you look and you come back to say…
Jake: I just wanna be friends.
Miley: Big blonde sack o' drama say what?
Jake: You look great.
Miley: Oh boy!
Jake: Listen Miley, I…
Miley: I know I know. You haven't been able to forget about me. Your life feels empty without me. You see my face everywhere you look and you come back to say…
Jake: I just wanna be friends.
Miley: Big blonde sack o' drama say what?
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Miley: So you are really into him?
Mikayla: Are you kidding? I am already working on our celebrity couple names. Right now it's between Jikayla and Mikake.
Miley: Too bad you're not old enough for Donald Trump. Then you could've been Old Mikdonald!
Mikayla: Are you kidding? I am already working on our celebrity couple names. Right now it's between Jikayla and Mikake.
Miley: Too bad you're not old enough for Donald Trump. Then you could've been Old Mikdonald!
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Jake: Oh! Hey guys. Thanks for coming by.
Miley: No problem. We just wanted to wish you luck on your first day on filming because you know that is what friends do: that they are there for each other, they support each other…so where is Mikayla?
Jake: Umm, in makeup. Why?
Lilly: Oh, we just wanted to wish her luck. It's not that we are going to get her fired or anything.
Miley: You stink under pressure!
Lilly: Then stop putting me under pressure!
Miley: No problem. We just wanted to wish you luck on your first day on filming because you know that is what friends do: that they are there for each other, they support each other…so where is Mikayla?
Jake: Umm, in makeup. Why?
Lilly: Oh, we just wanted to wish her luck. It's not that we are going to get her fired or anything.
Miley: You stink under pressure!
Lilly: Then stop putting me under pressure!
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Lilly: Why are we a great "juoy?"
Miley: [in a bad Scottish accent] I don't know. Keep writin'!
Miley: [in a bad Scottish accent] I don't know. Keep writin'!
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Miley: I don't expect you to know that because you are from Lilly-tiny-brainia!
Lilly: Well, at least MY country doesn't sound like a cure for diarrhea!!
Lilly: Well, at least MY country doesn't sound like a cure for diarrhea!!
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[Everyone is slapping each other with fish.]
Mr. Corelli: Guys, I was going to return those!
Mr. Corelli: Guys, I was going to return those!
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Jackson: Finally they're gone. Dad, next time you host a PTA meeting do it out in the hot tub so I can see Lilly's mom in ... [sees Lilly's Mom] ... the kitchen. Hi Ms. T.
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Mr. Corelli: People of Earth. People of Earth. People of Earth. Don't be alarmed. It's Mr. Corelli! Just want to give you guys a gentle reminder that International Relations Week starts on Monday, so be prepared!
Mr. Corelli's Mom: [offscreen] Francis, do you want one fish stick or two!?
Mr. Corelli: [to offscreen mother] Not now mom! I'm on the computer! [to screen] Mr. Corelli over and out! [back to mother] Four and don't hog the tartar sauce!
Lilly: This explains so much.
Mr. Corelli's Mom: [offscreen] Francis, do you want one fish stick or two!?
Mr. Corelli: [to offscreen mother] Not now mom! I'm on the computer! [to screen] Mr. Corelli over and out! [back to mother] Four and don't hog the tartar sauce!
Lilly: This explains so much.
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Rico: Not just sand. This is Costa Rrrrrrrican sand. Finest in the world. Feel it, smell it, unload it.
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Robby: Yee doggies! It feels great to be puffy again!
Miley: Yeah yeah, you're a regular Puff Daddy!
Miley: Yeah yeah, you're a regular Puff Daddy!
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Lilly's Mom: [listing Robby's intrests] Car racing, Lynard Skynard, and those Japanese game shows where people fall off logs.
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Oliver: Lily, Tell you Mom to wear the dress she wore to my parent's Christmas Party. She looked so HO...lidayish. Holidayish. Very festive.
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Dolly: Now Ruthie. If you're going to be mean, talk to the booty cause the hand's off duty!
Ruthie: Well I would love to, but that booty has been nipped and tucked so many times I just can't hardly find it!
(note: in reference to Dolly Parton's 'Nip, tuck and suck' comment.)
Ruthie: Well I would love to, but that booty has been nipped and tucked so many times I just can't hardly find it!
(note: in reference to Dolly Parton's 'Nip, tuck and suck' comment.)
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Lilly: So this whole feud started over a boy?
Miley: Yep, it was high school. Mamaw was having a summer romance and then Aunt Dolly bounced in and, well that was pretty much all she had to do. Mamaw never forgave Dolly for stealing the love of her life, Mr. Elvis Presley.
Lilly: NO!
Miley: YES!
Lilly: NO!
Miley: YES!
Lilly: NO!
Jackson: (laying on the couch)YES! Elvis, Elvis with the pelvis and the hair and the hunk-a-hunk of burning love! Guys, please! I haven't slept all night and my back is killing me! So for the love of everything good in this forsaken universe, ZIP IT!
Mamaw: Jackson you lazybones! Get your rump out of bed! (flips Jackson onto the floor)
Jackson: What do you know! Floor is more comfortable than the couch (has a rest on the floor)
Miley: Yep, it was high school. Mamaw was having a summer romance and then Aunt Dolly bounced in and, well that was pretty much all she had to do. Mamaw never forgave Dolly for stealing the love of her life, Mr. Elvis Presley.
Lilly: NO!
Miley: YES!
Lilly: NO!
Miley: YES!
Lilly: NO!
Jackson: (laying on the couch)YES! Elvis, Elvis with the pelvis and the hair and the hunk-a-hunk of burning love! Guys, please! I haven't slept all night and my back is killing me! So for the love of everything good in this forsaken universe, ZIP IT!
Mamaw: Jackson you lazybones! Get your rump out of bed! (flips Jackson onto the floor)
Jackson: What do you know! Floor is more comfortable than the couch (has a rest on the floor)
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