Happy Days Quotes
Marion Cunningham: Richie just hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.
Howard Cunningham: Marion, Argentina hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.
Howard Cunningham: Marion, Argentina hasn't got the appetite that Chuck has.
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Richie Cunningham: A shark? That is the *stupidest* thing I have ever heard!
Fonzie: Stupid, yes. Also dumb. But it is something I've gotta do.
Richie Cunningham: Fonz, you're not jumping over garbage cans on a bike. You're jumping over a shark. On nothing! On a couple of little skis! One little slip and chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
Fonzie: Thanks a lot for your support. Look, I was challenged. I gotta jump.
Fonzie: Stupid, yes. Also dumb. But it is something I've gotta do.
Richie Cunningham: Fonz, you're not jumping over garbage cans on a bike. You're jumping over a shark. On nothing! On a couple of little skis! One little slip and chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
Fonzie: Thanks a lot for your support. Look, I was challenged. I gotta jump.
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The Fonz: You're dreaming about a girl you've never met?
Richie Cunningham: Come on, Fonz, haven't you ever dreamed?
The Fonz: Hey I'm not the dreamer! I'm the dreamee!
Richie Cunningham: Come on, Fonz, haven't you ever dreamed?
The Fonz: Hey I'm not the dreamer! I'm the dreamee!
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The Fonz: Arnold, go and cook up a couple of burgers for us.
Matsuo 'Arnold' Takahashi: But I just cleaned the grill!
The Fonz: Well, good! Then maybe they'll taste better!
Matsuo 'Arnold' Takahashi: But I just cleaned the grill!
The Fonz: Well, good! Then maybe they'll taste better!
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[Fonzie and Pinky have had a fight and are sitting at the dinner table]
Richie Cunningham: Dad, uh, can you come upstairs with me for a minute?
Howard Cunningham: I haven't finished my dessert yet.
Richie Cunningham: Well, you can finish it upstairs, Dad.
Howard Cunningham: What are you doing?
Richie Cunningham: Well, we have to talk.
Howard Cunningham: Talk about what?
Richie Cunningham: I... I don't know... the birds and bees.
Howard Cunningham: Oh, Richard, we already had that talk.
Richie Cunningham: [refers to the table] Yeah, and you didn't learn much.
Richie Cunningham: Dad, uh, can you come upstairs with me for a minute?
Howard Cunningham: I haven't finished my dessert yet.
Richie Cunningham: Well, you can finish it upstairs, Dad.
Howard Cunningham: What are you doing?
Richie Cunningham: Well, we have to talk.
Howard Cunningham: Talk about what?
Richie Cunningham: I... I don't know... the birds and bees.
Howard Cunningham: Oh, Richard, we already had that talk.
Richie Cunningham: [refers to the table] Yeah, and you didn't learn much.
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Richie: Fonz, I've got a problem.
Fonzie: Yeah, well you just got yourself a second problem.
Richie: What's that?
Fonzie: I ain't interested in your first.
Fonzie: Yeah, well you just got yourself a second problem.
Richie: What's that?
Fonzie: I ain't interested in your first.
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[As Richie, Ralph, Potsie, and the school mascot are about to get into a rumble with a gang]
Ralph: Hold it! (strikes a karate pose) I have to warn you, these hands are registered with the F.B.I. as deadly weapons! (strikes a different karate pose) Ha!
Squirt: So's the chain in my pocket.
Ralph: (backing off) Oh...
Ralph: Hold it! (strikes a karate pose) I have to warn you, these hands are registered with the F.B.I. as deadly weapons! (strikes a different karate pose) Ha!
Squirt: So's the chain in my pocket.
Ralph: (backing off) Oh...
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[Fonzie, Richie, Potsie and,Ralph are discussing Fonzie's grandmother living in his house]
Fonzie: Her support hose are in the sink; she leaves her teeth everywhere; and she buys me cardigans! Can you picture me in a cardigan? That's for nerds!!!
[Richie, Ralph and,Potsie begin to laugh, then realize that they are all wearing cardigans, and cover up their torsos by folding their arms.]
Fonzie: Her support hose are in the sink; she leaves her teeth everywhere; and she buys me cardigans! Can you picture me in a cardigan? That's for nerds!!!
[Richie, Ralph and,Potsie begin to laugh, then realize that they are all wearing cardigans, and cover up their torsos by folding their arms.]
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Fonz: Cunningham, with that Howdy Doody face, you can only be so tough. But I'll tell you something. Now, with a little practice, there's always hope.
[There is a brief pause, then Richie grabs Fonzie's shirt.]
Richie: (yelling) DON'T EVER GRAB ME AGAIN!!!!
Fonz: What?!
[Richie lets go of Fonzie's shirt.]
Richie: (softly) Just practicing.
Fonz: There, you see? See, it wasn't bad. It's not good, either. Wasn't bad. Now, listen, what you gotta do is you gotta don't yell. You gotta keep it low, see? Now, make it more threatening.
Richie: (threateningly) Don't ever grab me again.
Fonz: All right, all right. Now, grit your teeth.
Richie: (with his lips) Don't ever grab me again.
Fonz: Not your lips, your teeth!
Richie: (with his teeth) Don't ever grab me again.
Fonz: Hey, that's good! Now, raise up your chin; look me square in the eye.
Richie: (with his teeth) Don't ever grab me again.
Fonz: All right. Now, saunter. Saunter!
[Richie saunters to the door as Vivian appears.]
Richie: (with his teeth) Don't ever grab me again. (to Vivian) Don't ever grab me again.
Vivian: (startled) I've lost counts. Do you want us to start over again?
Richie: (with his teeth) I mean, don't come back for another hour!
[Startled, Vivian departs.]
Richie: (smiling) Hey, how's that, Fonz?
Fonz: Well, I wanted her back now.
[There is a brief pause, then Richie grabs Fonzie's shirt.]
Richie: (yelling) DON'T EVER GRAB ME AGAIN!!!!
Fonz: What?!
[Richie lets go of Fonzie's shirt.]
Richie: (softly) Just practicing.
Fonz: There, you see? See, it wasn't bad. It's not good, either. Wasn't bad. Now, listen, what you gotta do is you gotta don't yell. You gotta keep it low, see? Now, make it more threatening.
Richie: (threateningly) Don't ever grab me again.
Fonz: All right, all right. Now, grit your teeth.
Richie: (with his lips) Don't ever grab me again.
Fonz: Not your lips, your teeth!
Richie: (with his teeth) Don't ever grab me again.
Fonz: Hey, that's good! Now, raise up your chin; look me square in the eye.
Richie: (with his teeth) Don't ever grab me again.
Fonz: All right. Now, saunter. Saunter!
[Richie saunters to the door as Vivian appears.]
Richie: (with his teeth) Don't ever grab me again. (to Vivian) Don't ever grab me again.
Vivian: (startled) I've lost counts. Do you want us to start over again?
Richie: (with his teeth) I mean, don't come back for another hour!
[Startled, Vivian departs.]
Richie: (smiling) Hey, how's that, Fonz?
Fonz: Well, I wanted her back now.
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[Fonzie and Pinky have had a fight and are sitting at the dinner table]
Richie Cunningham: Dad, uh, can you come upstairs with me for a minute?
Howard Cunningham: I haven't finished my dessert yet.
Richie Cunningham: Well, you can finish it upstairs, Dad.
Howard Cunningham: What are you doing?
Richie Cunningham: Well, we have to talk.
Howard Cunningham: Talk about what?
Richie Cunningham: I... I don't know... the birds and bees.
Howard Cunningham: Oh, Richard, we already had that talk.
Richie Cunningham: [refers to the table] Yeah, and you didn't learn much.
Richie Cunningham: Dad, uh, can you come upstairs with me for a minute?
Howard Cunningham: I haven't finished my dessert yet.
Richie Cunningham: Well, you can finish it upstairs, Dad.
Howard Cunningham: What are you doing?
Richie Cunningham: Well, we have to talk.
Howard Cunningham: Talk about what?
Richie Cunningham: I... I don't know... the birds and bees.
Howard Cunningham: Oh, Richard, we already had that talk.
Richie Cunningham: [refers to the table] Yeah, and you didn't learn much.
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[Fonzie's feet are sore from dancing and needs to be held up]
Fonzie: Aaaay, I'm up and moving!
Richie Cunningham: You're in La-La land, Fonz.
Fonzie: Let me tell ya, it's a lot of fun in La-La land!
Fonzie: Aaaay, I'm up and moving!
Richie Cunningham: You're in La-La land, Fonz.
Fonzie: Let me tell ya, it's a lot of fun in La-La land!
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[in the final scene of the final episode, Howard proposes a toast]
Howard Cunningham: Well, what can I say? Both of our children are married now and they're starting out to build lives of their own. And I guess when you reach a milestone like this you have to have to reflect back on, on what you've done and, and what you've accomplished. Marion and I have not climbed Mount Everest or written a great American novel. But we've had the joy of raising two wonderful kids, and watching them and their friends grow up into loving adults. And now, we're gonna have the pleasure of watching them pass that love on to their children. And I guess no man or woman could ask for anything more. So thank you all for being, part of our family... To happy days.
Howard Cunningham: Well, what can I say? Both of our children are married now and they're starting out to build lives of their own. And I guess when you reach a milestone like this you have to have to reflect back on, on what you've done and, and what you've accomplished. Marion and I have not climbed Mount Everest or written a great American novel. But we've had the joy of raising two wonderful kids, and watching them and their friends grow up into loving adults. And now, we're gonna have the pleasure of watching them pass that love on to their children. And I guess no man or woman could ask for anything more. So thank you all for being, part of our family... To happy days.
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[Marion and Fonzie have been practicing in secret to enter a ballroom dance contest - the family has caught them and offered to take Marion home]
The Fonz: Wait a minute. I don't understand something here. I practice all week until I have to limp home and soak my feet. I spend 18 dollars and fifty cents on a monkey suit. Two nerds come to room, lock me in my bathroom and start calling names. Sherlock Holmes here chases me and starts yelling at me. Cunningham threatens me with physical violence, Shortcake kicks me in the leg and you all want to go home happy. We let me tell you something, you're not going anywhere lady. THE FONZ WANTS TO DANCE!
The Fonz: Wait a minute. I don't understand something here. I practice all week until I have to limp home and soak my feet. I spend 18 dollars and fifty cents on a monkey suit. Two nerds come to room, lock me in my bathroom and start calling names. Sherlock Holmes here chases me and starts yelling at me. Cunningham threatens me with physical violence, Shortcake kicks me in the leg and you all want to go home happy. We let me tell you something, you're not going anywhere lady. THE FONZ WANTS TO DANCE!
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[watching a Chicago Bears football game in 1956]
Ralph Malph: That Bears quarterback is no good. He's washed up. He's 30.
Richie Cunningham: That's ridiculous. George Blanda still has a few more good years left.
Ralph Malph: That Bears quarterback is no good. He's washed up. He's 30.
Richie Cunningham: That's ridiculous. George Blanda still has a few more good years left.
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Richie Cunningham: A shark? That is the *stupidest* thing I have ever heard!
Fonzie: Stupid, yes. Also dumb. But it is something I've gotta do.
Richie Cunningham: Fonz, you're not jumping over garbage cans on a bike. You're jumping over a shark. On nothing! On a couple of little skis! One little slip and chomp! Chomp! Chomp!
Fonzie: Thanks a lot for your support. Look, I was challenged. I gotta jump.
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Richie Cunningham: All we had was beer in teeny-weeny little glasses.
Howard Cunningham: How many teeny-weeny little glasses did you have?
Richie Cunningham: Seventy-two.
Howard Cunningham: I think it's time for some teeny-weeny cups of coffee.
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Richie Cunningham: So how did you do on that social studies test?
Potsie Weber: I missed that question on Alaska. I hear they want to make it a state now.
Richie Cunningham: That'll never happen.
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The Fonz: [after Chachis has accidentally burned down Arnold's by not turning off the grill] The man trusted you! What did you do, send your brain on vacation?
Charles 'Chachi' Arcola: Fonz... It was an accident.
The Fonz: [livid] No! Accidents just happen! This is *your fault*! *You* caused this! Irresponsibility!
Charles 'Chachi' Arcola: [in tears] I'm sorry!
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The Fonz: [Marion has just told off the Fonz and stormed out of the room] I'm gonna hit her.
Howard Cunningham: No, you're not gonna hit my wife.
The Fonz: Then I'll hit you!
Howard Cunningham: You're not gonna hit my son.
The Fonz: Then I'll hit you!
Richie Cunningham: You're not gonna hit my father either.
The Fonz: Well I gotta hit somebody. You know where Potsie is?
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The Fonz: [punches Richie very lightly on the chin] You're OK, Cunningham, you're OK.
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The Fonz: [Richie tries to get Fonz to get rid of a very tall, very big lumberjack] You picked a fight with a red and black tree?
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The Fonz: [to his class]
The Fonz: Don't you understand, your brain is clay and I gotta *squeeze* it! [class is startled]
The Fonz: [then calmly] Let me put that another way...
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The Fonz: Arnold, go and cook up a couple of burgers for us.
Matsuo 'Arnold' Takahashi: But I just cleaned the grill!
The Fonz: Well, good! Then maybe they'll taste better!
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The Fonz: You're dreaming about a girl you've never met?
Richie Cunningham: Come on, Fonz, haven't you ever dreamed?
The Fonz: Hey I'm not the dreamer! I'm the dreamee!
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