Haunted House on Sorority Row Quotes

Jim: I hope you girls can fuck, because your cooking is shit!

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Devin: [Looking around the dark house with a flashlight]Damn. Rob Zombie would rub one out if he saw this place.
Lexi: So I guess it's in your bucket list then?
Devin: Bang a chick in a haunted house? Yeah!
Lexi: [Gives him a stern look]
Devin: I mean, make love to a woman in a haunted house. Yeah.

Movie: Haunted House on Sorority Row
Kathryn: [to Melissa, after Jim leaves the room]I hope your ass took the morning after pill.

Movie: Haunted House on Sorority Row
Melissa: So, Kay. You know those phones that are like, connected to the wall? Do we have one of those here? And does it work the same?

Movie: Haunted House on Sorority Row