Heavy Metal Quotes
Edsel: The first Earth chick we see in 10 years and he has to make a play for her.
Movie: Heavy Metal
Zeks: Hey, do we have any of that Plutonian Nyborg left?
Edsel: Uh, yeah. Just one bag. Uh, it's in the transmitter compartment.
Zeks: Thanks, man.
Zeks: Oh, great. Think this is enough?
Edsel: Uhh... nah. Go for broke.
Zeks: Good thinking, man.
Zeks, Edsel: Nose dive!
Edsel: Uh, yeah. Just one bag. Uh, it's in the transmitter compartment.
Zeks: Thanks, man.
Zeks: Oh, great. Think this is enough?
Edsel: Uhh... nah. Go for broke.
Zeks: Good thinking, man.
Zeks, Edsel: Nose dive!
Movie: Heavy Metal
Zeks: Hey, do we have any of that Plutonian Nyborg left?
Edsel: Uh, yeah. Just one bag. Uh, it's in the transmitter compartment.
Zeks: Thanks, man.
Zeks: Oh, great. [lays out a long, thick Nyborg line on floor]
Zeks: Think this is enough?
Edsel: Uhh... nah. Go for broke.
Zeks: Good thinking, man. [lays Nyborg all over the floor in overlapping heavy lines]
Zeks, Edsel: [in jubilant unison] Nose dive!
Edsel: Uh, yeah. Just one bag. Uh, it's in the transmitter compartment.
Zeks: Thanks, man.
Zeks: Oh, great. [lays out a long, thick Nyborg line on floor]
Zeks: Think this is enough?
Edsel: Uhh... nah. Go for broke.
Zeks: Good thinking, man. [lays Nyborg all over the floor in overlapping heavy lines]
Zeks, Edsel: [in jubilant unison] Nose dive!
Movie: Heavy Metal
Den: [as the Queen presents her disrobed body to him] Wow, 18 years of nothing, and now twice in one day ! What a place.
TV Show: Heavy Metal
Den: There was no way I was gonna walk around this place with my dork hanging out!
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Desk Sergeant: Before you go any further, pal, I gotta tell ya it's cash up front. A thousand bucks a day for a full investigation, another thou' if the assailant is caught. Do you understand?
Harry Canyon: Yeah. Hey, here's a dollar. Thanks for nothin'.
Desk Sergeant: Think you can do better?... Punk.
TV Show: Heavy Metal
Prosecutor: Are you Captain Lincoln F. Sternn?
Stern: I am.
Prosecutor: Lincoln Sternn, you stand here accused of 12 counts of murder in the first degree, 14 counts of armed theft of Federation property, 22 counts of piracy in high space, 18 counts of fraud, 37 counts of rape... [pauses to check rap sheet]
Prosecutor: ... and one moving violation. How do you plead?
Stern: Not guilty.
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Hanover Fiste: He never did... anything that was... illegal... [pauses]
Hanover Fiste: Unless you count all the times he sold dope disguised as a nun.
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Hanover Fiste: He's nothing but a low-down, double-dealing, backstabbing, larcenous perverted worm! Hanging's too good for him. Burning's too good for him! He should be torn into little bitsy pieces and buried alive!
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Lawyer: [to Stern] But the most we can hope for is to get you buried in secrecy so your grave don't get violated!
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Edsel: [completely wasted from Nyborg] I think... you're coming in a little high, man.
Zeks: [wasted from Nyborg, but more lucid] Look, man, if there's one thing I know, it's how to drive while I'm stoned. It's like you know your perspective's fucked so you just let your hands work the controls as if you were straight.
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Edsel: The first Earth chick we see in 10 years and he has to make a play for her.
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[after sex]
Robot: Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!
Robot: Earth women who experience sexual ecstasy with mechanical assistance always tend to feel guilty!
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[first lines]
Narrator: A shadow shall fall over the universe, and evil will grow in its path, and death will come from the skies.
Narrator: A shadow shall fall over the universe, and evil will grow in its path, and death will come from the skies.
TV Show: Heavy Metal
[looking at a beautiful, naked woman with huge breasts]
Den: [voiceover] She had the most beautiful eyes. I wanted to make some conversation. But I found myself asking the same old stupid questions. [to woman]
Den: ... Are you from around here ?
Den: [voiceover] She had the most beautiful eyes. I wanted to make some conversation. But I found myself asking the same old stupid questions. [to woman]
Den: ... Are you from around here ?
TV Show: Heavy Metal
Zeks: Hey, do we have any of that Plutonian Nyborg left?
Edsel: Uh, yeah. Just one bag. Uh, it's in the transmitter compartment.
Zeks: Thanks, man.
Zeks: Oh, great. [lays out a long, thick Nyborg line on floor]
Zeks: Think this is enough?
Edsel: Uhh... nah. Go for broke.
Zeks: Good thinking, man. [lays Nyborg all over the floor in overlapping heavy lines]
Zeks, Edsel: [in jubilant unison] Nose dive!
TV Show: Heavy Metal
Queen: Neverwhere is a troubled land. Your great strength has brought peace to my restless body. It can bring great peace to all the people of this land.
Den: I knew I was good. But I didn't know I was that good.
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Gloria: [to Robot] I'm just scared I'll come home one day and find you screwing a toaster.
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Girl: [the astronaut comes home with a grey box. he is greeted by his daughter] What did you bring me?
Grimaldi: You'll see. [the astronaut goes into the parlor. his daughter follows]
Girl: [she runs after him] Wait, wait for me. What is it?
the Loc-Nar: [the astronaut opens the box and a green orb rises out. it hovers in front of him for a second, then destroys his body in a gooey mass of flesh and bone. it evaporates quickly into nothing. the orb confronts the girl] Do not try to escape. You are in my control. Look at me: I am the sum of all evils. Look carefully. My power infests all times, all galaxies, all dimensions. But many still seek me out; a green jewel they must possess. But see how I destroy their lives. [the screen cuts to the first story]
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Harry Canyon: [as a nude redhead begins intercourse with him] Sucker play or not, I must have turned her on somethin' fierce. I mean, this dame was goin' for broke. Maybe it was her first time with a New Yorker, I dunno. Anyway, nothing beats good old American know-how. And I was givin' this broad the Stars And Stripes For Ever.
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Harry Canyon: The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.
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Barbarian Leader: [gloating over Taarna, who is bound naked to a torture rack] So this is the Taarakian. Somehow, I thought it would be more difficult to capture a Taarakian.
TV Show: Heavy Metal
Barbarian Leader: [the leader emerges from the Loc-Nar's evil/lava ooze, deformed and sinister] Death. Death ! Death to all who oppose us!
TV Show: Heavy Metal