Heavy Weights Quotes

Gerry: Don't tell anyone, but I uh... snuck in some oreos. Just in case.
Josh: That was very sneaky of you, Gerry. Chipmunks! Download! Now!

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Josh: The candy belongs to... Seymour Butts.
Tony Perkis: Seymour Butts? Seymour Butts? Who's Seymour Butts, hmm? Who's Seymour Butts?
Josh: Nobody's seen more butts than you, Uncle Tony!

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Lars: I have them on the body system.
Julie: The body system?
Lars: Yeah, the body system. [blows whistle and screams]
Lars: BODY!
Gerry: [holding hands] BUDDY!
Julie: Oh, the BUDDY system

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Roy: Josh, How ya doing man? I just saw the new nurse and she is... very attractive.
Josh: This pleases me.

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Roy: Lars? What kind of name is that? Where you from?
Lars: [pause] ... Far Away!

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Tony Perkis: Did you ever hear the story of Icarus, who continually rolled the ball up the hill? But when he got too close, the ball melted in the heat of the Sun. You're all like Icarus.

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