Henry Gamble's Birthday Party Quotes
Kat Gamble: Something happened to me and I'm not sure what I'm becoming.
Movie: Henry Gamble's Birthday Party
[opening lines] Henry Gamble: How big is yours?
Gabe: Soft or hard?
Henry Gamble: Hard.
Gabe: I don't know. Last time I checked it was, like, six inches, but that was in... like, seventh grade, so it probably grew.
Henry Gamble: Oh.
Gabe: It's probably more like seven now, maybe even eight.
Henry Gamble: Do you want to measure it now?
Gabe: I'm not hard.
Henry Gamble: Oh.
Gabe: Are you?
Henry Gamble: No.
Gabe: How big are YOU?
Henry Gamble: Like... six and a half.
Gabe: That's cool. Not bad.
Gabe: Soft or hard?
Henry Gamble: Hard.
Gabe: I don't know. Last time I checked it was, like, six inches, but that was in... like, seventh grade, so it probably grew.
Henry Gamble: Oh.
Gabe: It's probably more like seven now, maybe even eight.
Henry Gamble: Do you want to measure it now?
Gabe: I'm not hard.
Henry Gamble: Oh.
Gabe: Are you?
Henry Gamble: No.
Gabe: How big are YOU?
Henry Gamble: Like... six and a half.
Gabe: That's cool. Not bad.
Movie: Henry Gamble's Birthday Party
Christine: I'm gay.
Henry Gamble: Wait. What? Seriously?
Christine: Yeah. How did you not know this?
Henry Gamble: I... I don't know these things.
Christine: Wait, wait, so do you have, like, a problem with it?
Heather: Surely YOU don't.
Henry Gamble: Wait. What does THAT mean?
Henry Gamble: Wait. What? Seriously?
Christine: Yeah. How did you not know this?
Henry Gamble: I... I don't know these things.
Christine: Wait, wait, so do you have, like, a problem with it?
Heather: Surely YOU don't.
Henry Gamble: Wait. What does THAT mean?
Movie: Henry Gamble's Birthday Party
Jon: [homosexuality]It's not a good thing, that's for sure.
Cheyenne: Well, what do you think?
Candice Noble: Well... I mean, I think Christ teaches us to love everyone.
Jon: Yeah.
Jon: Whether they're addicts or criminals or gay people.
Cheyenne: Well, what do you think?
Candice Noble: Well... I mean, I think Christ teaches us to love everyone.
Jon: Yeah.
Jon: Whether they're addicts or criminals or gay people.
Movie: Henry Gamble's Birthday Party
Candice Noble: People don't choose their race in the way that they choose to be gay.
Movie: Henry Gamble's Birthday Party
Kat Gamble: You need to spend some time with your boy.
Bob Gamble: But he needs you.
Kat Gamble: No, he needs you more. He needs your blessing.
Bob Gamble: But he needs you.
Kat Gamble: No, he needs you more. He needs your blessing.
Movie: Henry Gamble's Birthday Party