Heppoko jikken animêshon excel saga Quotes
Bowling Terrorist Leader: Hey, you main characters over there. Come and grab my balls.
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Excel: There is one Earth! If it splits in half, there'll be two! All mankind is scum - and bee-yoo-tiful!
Movie: Heppoko jikken animêshon excel saga
Excel: Excel just wishes that she had a DVD player instead of a coffee can filled with gravel. Hey, Ilpalazzo, just who does a girl have to sell her unmentionables to to get some personal electronics around here?
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[HQ's messenger, Key, continues to hit on Excel and Hyatt]
Ilpalazzo: [internally] Quit putting on such a show. Giving yourself an artist's airs, you narcissistic bastard! Nar-bastard! Nar-bastard! Disappear! Leave! Go away, away!
Ilpalazzo: [internally] Quit putting on such a show. Giving yourself an artist's airs, you narcissistic bastard! Nar-bastard! Nar-bastard! Disappear! Leave! Go away, away!
Movie: Heppoko jikken animêshon excel saga
[about "Sailor Moon"]
Excel: I wanted that part, but it was dubbed in Canada!
Excel: I wanted that part, but it was dubbed in Canada!
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[Addressing criminals while wearing an improvised "Sailor Moon" hairdo]
Excel: There can be no excuse for those who use animation to exploit innocent children. That pisses Excel off! You've all been bad boys, so in the name of the toons, Excel will punish you!
Excel: There can be no excuse for those who use animation to exploit innocent children. That pisses Excel off! You've all been bad boys, so in the name of the toons, Excel will punish you!
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[after a log-sized fish roll floats by on a flooded street]
Excel: And there appears to be some mighty mysterious carbohydrates floating by as well, don't you think?
Excel: And there appears to be some mighty mysterious carbohydrates floating by as well, don't you think?
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[Good Excel is collared for her earlier homicidal act against Bad Excel]
Policewoman Excel: Good Excel, I am placing you under arrest for the murder of Bad Excel
Good Excel: Oh well, it's a fair cop.
Policewoman Excel: Good Excel, I am placing you under arrest for the murder of Bad Excel
Good Excel: Oh well, it's a fair cop.
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[Good Excel whips out a pistol and shoots Bad Excel with it]
Good Excel: The bullet of justice caps evil's ass! Remember that!
Excel: Justice plays dirty!
Good Excel: Well right makes might y'know!
Good Excel: The bullet of justice caps evil's ass! Remember that!
Excel: Justice plays dirty!
Good Excel: Well right makes might y'know!
TV Show: Heppoko jikken animêshon excel saga
[HQ's messenger, Key, continues to hit on Excel and Hyatt]
Ilpalazzo: [internally] Quit putting on such a show. Giving yourself an artist's airs, you narcissistic bastard! Nar-bastard! Nar-bastard! Disappear! Leave! Go away, away!
Ilpalazzo: [internally] Quit putting on such a show. Giving yourself an artist's airs, you narcissistic bastard! Nar-bastard! Nar-bastard! Disappear! Leave! Go away, away!
TV Show: Heppoko jikken animêshon excel saga
[Hyatt has died again]
Excel: Hyatt, if you continue to so cavalierly play with the definition of death, they're gonna dissect you for real one of these days!
Excel: Hyatt, if you continue to so cavalierly play with the definition of death, they're gonna dissect you for real one of these days!
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[It's Christmas, yet another thing ACROSS is against]
Ilpalazzo: It has nothing whatsoever to do with the festival, Excel, but I have a present for you. [Ilpalazzo pulls a cord, dropping Excel into a pit with an alligator]
Ilpalazzo: I have supplied a knife with it. Make whatever you want.
Ilpalazzo: It has nothing whatsoever to do with the festival, Excel, but I have a present for you. [Ilpalazzo pulls a cord, dropping Excel into a pit with an alligator]
Ilpalazzo: I have supplied a knife with it. Make whatever you want.
TV Show: Heppoko jikken animêshon excel saga
[Nabeshin didn't help Excel out of a predicament]
Nabeshin: But you looked heavy...
Excel: HEAVY? OK, MISTER, MY BUTT'S A LITTLE BIG, BUT I'M DEFINITELY NOT "HEAVY!"
Nabeshin: But you looked heavy...
Excel: HEAVY? OK, MISTER, MY BUTT'S A LITTLE BIG, BUT I'M DEFINITELY NOT "HEAVY!"
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[Nabeshin pulls a shotgun out of his afro]
Excel: That's some serious dandruff, man.
Excel: That's some serious dandruff, man.
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[On her way to assassinate manga artist Koshi Rikdo]
Excel: How dare you live in a place with a roof, you user of ink!
Excel: How dare you live in a place with a roof, you user of ink!
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[to her dog, as she goes out]
Excel: Menchi! Watch the place while I'm gone. Oh! And stop acting like you understand human words! It's rude to the other animals out there.
Excel: Menchi! Watch the place while I'm gone. Oh! And stop acting like you understand human words! It's rude to the other animals out there.
TV Show: Heppoko jikken animêshon excel saga
Excel: [to a scared Koshi Rikdo] No, no, I'm not a robber, I'm just here to obliterate you!
TV Show: Heppoko jikken animêshon excel saga
Excel: Excel just wishes that she had a DVD player instead of a coffee can filled with gravel. Hey, Ilpalazzo, just who does a girl have to sell her unmentionables to to get some personal electronics around here?
TV Show: Heppoko jikken animêshon excel saga
Excel: HAIL ILPALAZZO! [Ilpalazzo looks up from his newspaper]
Ilpalazzo: Ah, Excel. Wastefully exuberant as usual.
TV Show: Heppoko jikken animêshon excel saga
Excel: There is one Earth! If it splits in half, there'll be two! All mankind is scum - and bee-yoo-tiful!
TV Show: Heppoko jikken animêshon excel saga
Ilpalazzo: Are you the messenger from HQ? Why are you late? Let us hear your reasons for that first.
Key: My name is Key. I am a key. [to Excel]
Key: And could you perhaps be... my keyhole?
Excel: [shouts] Excel heat overload! Excel isn't used to such lovie-dovie attacks but what about her Ilpalazzo? Excel's so confused.
Ilpalazzo: [internally towards Key] Damn you. Just because you're a visually appealing little bastard doesn't make you cool. You're stupid! Stupid! Stupid! I'll kill you, you poser! I'll definitely make you die!
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Matsuya: I don't care for the way you used my full name, along with the words "see" and "naked".
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Hyatt: [after being kidnapped by "bowling terrorists"] It appears bowling is a far more radical sport than I realized... Interesting!
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Hyatt: [Hyatt is frozen in a block of ice] Senior. Hyatt... is... cold.
Excel: Whoa! There she goes dying so peacefully again!
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Dr. Kozo Shioji: Sorry babe, but big boobs and pubic hair really turn me off.
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Ropponmatsu 2: My name isn't "punk", it"s Ropponmatsu!
Excel: I don't care if your name is Roppongi, Rapunzel, or rope burn!
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Iwata: [Iwata is beaten up by Misaki again] I said wrestling, not boxing.
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