Horrible Bosses Quotes

Dale Arbus: Your ad said you do wetwork.
Wetwork Man: That is correct. I urinate on other men for money. Why else do you think my ad was in the men seeking men section?
Kurt Buckman: [to Dale]You fucking idiot!
Dale Arbus: We are MEN looking for another man!

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Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: [after spraying Dale's crotch with water]Well Shabbat Shalom, somebody's circumcised!

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Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: You're gonna give me that dong, Dale.
Dale Arbus: What?
Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: You are going to fuck my slutty little mouth.

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Dave Harken: [to cops]Please protect me from them! I have a wife - and a cat!

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Dr. Julia Harris, D.D.S.: Are you gonna slap me in the face with your cock?

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Nick Hendricks: I don't have sleeve gloves.

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[out take]Kurt Buckman: [in reference to Bobby's house]This place is awful. It's like The Sharper Image took a shit in here.

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Nick Hendricks: Okay, we're following a strange guy into a dark corner.

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Kurt Buckman: I'd like to bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states.

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Bobby Pellitt: [after tricking Kurt into firing Hank]This is an Accounting Department decision, my hands are tied. I'm sorry.
Kurt Buckman: [to Hank]This wasn't my idea.
Hank Preston: [dubious]Fuck... you... Kurt.

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