House Quote
House [to the officer]: I don’t know why you’re here, but I didn’t do it.
Wilson: What’s the problem, officer?
Officer: She was shoplifting down at the mall. Are either of you this girl’s father?
House: Nope! But since her mom died, she’s my favorite tax write-off. [walks over to the door and sees the officer out] Officer, you have my word it won’t happen again, ‘cause next time she won’t get caught.
Wilson: What’s the problem, officer?
Officer: She was shoplifting down at the mall. Are either of you this girl’s father?
House: Nope! But since her mom died, she’s my favorite tax write-off. [walks over to the door and sees the officer out] Officer, you have my word it won’t happen again, ‘cause next time she won’t get caught.
TV Show: House
