Hurricane Bianca Quotes
Richard Martinez: I'm Richard.
Karma Johnstone: Karma. Karma Johnstone.
Richard Martinez: Your parents must be a good time.
Karma Johnstone: Why's that?
Richard Martinez: Well, most parents don't name their children after Buddhist principles.
Karma Johnstone: Would you prefer that I had a normal name, something plain, like Mary?
Cowboy Willie: Mary's not plain! Mary's angelic!
Karma Johnstone: I know plenty of Marys. None are angelic.
Cowboy Willie: Mary was the mother of Jesus!
Karma Johnstone: If someone were to ask me to bear the child of God, I'd have to say no.
Cowboy Willie: You'd abort the baby Jesus? Abortion is murder!
Karma Johnstone: Karma. Karma Johnstone.
Richard Martinez: Your parents must be a good time.
Karma Johnstone: Why's that?
Richard Martinez: Well, most parents don't name their children after Buddhist principles.
Karma Johnstone: Would you prefer that I had a normal name, something plain, like Mary?
Cowboy Willie: Mary's not plain! Mary's angelic!
Karma Johnstone: I know plenty of Marys. None are angelic.
Cowboy Willie: Mary was the mother of Jesus!
Karma Johnstone: If someone were to ask me to bear the child of God, I'd have to say no.
Cowboy Willie: You'd abort the baby Jesus? Abortion is murder!
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Cheerleaders: 5, 6, 7, 8: We are the Maverick girls! We wear our hair in curls! We wear our dungarees / Above our dirty knees! We wear no underwear! Check out our derriere! Whoo! [moons the team]
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Deborah Ward: Let me make something very clear, Miss Del Rio. It is in your best interest to get along with me.
Richard Martinez: Let me make something very clear TO YOU, Debbie. I'm fuckin' this cat. You just hold the legs.
Richard Martinez: Let me make something very clear TO YOU, Debbie. I'm fuckin' this cat. You just hold the legs.
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Coach Chuck: You're funny.
Richard Martinez: [as Bianca]You should see me naked.
Coach Chuck: Really?
Richard Martinez: [as Bianca]You should see me naked.
Coach Chuck: Really?
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Richard Martinez: What's your name, sweetheart?
Keeley Carson: I'm Keely.
Richard Martinez: Keely? Well, I'm going to call you Bath Mat. Not because of that lovely vest you're wearing. It's because I think you smell like feet.
Keeley Carson: I'm Keely.
Richard Martinez: Keely? Well, I'm going to call you Bath Mat. Not because of that lovely vest you're wearing. It's because I think you smell like feet.
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Richard Martinez: I think gender is really just a social construct, you know what I mean?
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Richard Martinez: [as Bianca]Hey, James and the Giant Peach, keep it down.
Tommy: You can't call me that. My parents are lawyers.
Richard Martinez: Your parents are siblings. Now, shut up!
Tommy: You can't call me that. My parents are lawyers.
Richard Martinez: Your parents are siblings. Now, shut up!
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Deborah Ward: I understand you're new here, Miss Del Rio, but it is against school policy to feed the students.
Richard Martinez: [as Bianca]So THAT'S why you're here. You smell food.
Richard Martinez: [as Bianca]So THAT'S why you're here. You smell food.
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Richard Martinez: [as Bianca]Because sex can ruin a beautiful friendship.
Coach Chuck: Not if you're real, real good at it.
Coach Chuck: Not if you're real, real good at it.
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Richard Martinez: [voiceover]Scientists have warned residents to beware of storms with female names, as they are perceived to be less threatening but are significantly more likely to kill you.
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[last lines] Karma Johnstone: In the end, Hurricane Bianca was just the right kinda storm that this little town needed. [wicked laugh heard from Richard/Bianca]
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Principal Wayne: We need to keep the children safe from those that participate in alternative relationships. You know, man-on-man, man-on-dog. You understand.
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Superintendent Howard: Without further ado, I'd like to announce the winner before anything else falls on us.
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