I'm Alan Partridge Quote
[Alan is on a date with Jill at an owl sanctuary]
Alan Partridge: You know, when I used to see you in reception, do you know what I used to think?
Jill: No.
Alan Partridge: I used to think "Ooohh... she's nicer than my wife!"
Jill: [laughs] Hah! That's terrible. That's a terrible thing to say, Alan. [a moment of silence. They grin like two schoolkids. Alan puts his hands on his hips with his legs apart, puffs up his cheeks and makes a farting sound]
Jill: [Giggling] You're mad, you are!
Alan Partridge: I know, I am a bit mad. [Pretends to claw her like a monster]
Alan Partridge: AAHHH! [She shrieks and laughs. Alan looks behind him and addresses someone in the distance, out of shot]
Alan Partridge: It's alright. No, it's alright, I was just... I was just portraying a madman.
Alan Partridge: You know, when I used to see you in reception, do you know what I used to think?
Jill: No.
Alan Partridge: I used to think "Ooohh... she's nicer than my wife!"
Jill: [laughs] Hah! That's terrible. That's a terrible thing to say, Alan. [a moment of silence. They grin like two schoolkids. Alan puts his hands on his hips with his legs apart, puffs up his cheeks and makes a farting sound]
Jill: [Giggling] You're mad, you are!
Alan Partridge: I know, I am a bit mad. [Pretends to claw her like a monster]
Alan Partridge: AAHHH! [She shrieks and laughs. Alan looks behind him and addresses someone in the distance, out of shot]
Alan Partridge: It's alright. No, it's alright, I was just... I was just portraying a madman.
TV Show: I'm Alan Partridge
